NFL N/V Week 9: QAaron Rodgers vs the Woke Mob. They thought I was a quack.

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

One year ago today

# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:17

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:32

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

FUCKFACE MORON posted:

One year ago today

Now show Drew�s �hair� today.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kalli posted:

Nobody brought this up because nobody watched the game, but Dolphins - Texans had the most turnovers in a game in 5 seasons

Tyrod threw 3 ints, Brissett had 2

Brissett added a fumble, as did Myles Gaskin (to go with his 34 rushing yards on 20 attempts), while for the Texans, Jordan Akins fumbled as well. All of them were lost.

Look at the drives in the 2nd half:

---- 3rd quarter ----
Interception
Interception
Punt
Punt
Field Goal
---- 4th quarter ---
Fumble
Punt
Punt
Fumble
Punt
Kneels

The bits they showed on RedZone were insane.

I posted it in the GDT but Tyrod had one of the most idiotic interceptions I've seen.

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1457431586547372035

# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:33

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Mega64 posted:

The bits they showed on RedZone were insane.

I posted it in the GDT but Tyrod had one of the most idiotic interceptions I've seen.

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1457431586547372035

I thought the defender had stepped out of bounds and then toe-tapped back in, but it doesn�t show on that replay. What�s the rule in that case? Obviously on offense if you go out of bounds you can�t be the first to touch the ball after coming back in, is it the same for D or no?

This might be a moot point in the case of that INT since he may not have even stepped out, but still curious.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:40

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1457793554009378823?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:52

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

Mega64 posted:

The bits they showed on RedZone were insane.

I posted it in the GDT but Tyrod had one of the most idiotic interceptions I've seen.

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1457431586547372035

This is just stunning.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 20:59

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Herbert�s great but drat the eagles defense is nonexistent

Correct but not everyone else had a 158.3 against them!!

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:00

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

FUCKFACE MORON posted:

One year ago today

Feel like poo poo, just want him back (the toupee wearer)

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:02

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1457793554009378823?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

The culture is drat good

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:10

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Wanna read Kareem Abdul-Jabbar posterize Aaron Rodgers?

https://kareem.substack.com/p/aaron-rodgers-didnt-just-lie?r=ez75a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=

quote:

Instead of consulting immunologists, he consulted anti-vaxxer and podcast host Joe Rogan, who also contracted the virus. If he ever requires open-heart surgery will he hand the scalpel to romance writers because they know about matters of the heart? While many who came into contact with him thought he was vaccinated, Rodgers had embarked on his own regimen to boost his �natural immunity.� He failed, as any scientist could have told him�and as they have been publicly telling us for over a year. University of Michigan microbiologist Ariangela Kozik explained that achieving �natural immunity� through these homeopathic methods is a non-starter because vaccines inform our immune system what the virus looks like so the body can build its own protection.

...

Rodgers� ignorance regarding the science of immunology brings back to life the old stereotype of the big dumb jock. His utter lack of even the most basic knowledge and logic is shocking. In an effort to defend his lying, he stated, �This idea that it�s a pandemic of the unvaccinated, it�s just a total lie � If the vaccine is so great, then how come people are still getting covid and spreading covid and, unfortunately dying of covid?� Those two statements don�t even belong together. Statistics from many sources conclude that around 97 percent of those being hospitalized or who have died in the past several months are unvaccinated. The CDC found that the unvaccinated are 11 times more likely to die than those vaccinated. If he thinks that�s a lie, what credible evidence does he have? None.

...

He also claimed he was allergic to ingredients in the vaccine, but offered no proof, which may be why the NFL denied his petition for vaccine exemption. Statistically, only 21 out of two million vaccinated people had severe allergic reactions. He also expressed concern over fertility issues, even though there is a greater risk of infertility from COVID-19, which he has.

Rodgers complained that the �cancel culture� was coming for him, but his own words cancel him as a liar and a bad thinker. If he had a principled objection to the vaccine, he could have chosen not to play, like Kyrie Irving, who at least is honest. What really sacked his whining stance was his refusal to wear a mask during interviews to protect others from sickness and death. That was merely his hubris and arrogance against what he called the �woke mob.� In this case, woke means compassion and responsibility toward others. He might also remember that the only reason he is able to play in front of crowds again is because all those suckers got vaccinated.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Nov 8, 2021

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:17

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1457793554009378823?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Someone taped him spouting death threats while holding guns

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1457793554009378823?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Just win baby.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:28

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/1456776375415803907?t=Irb-MyGHYgIrmYMUZZrg0Q&s=19

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:30

Good Will Hrunting: Oct 8, 2012; I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.

https://twitter.com/rschooley/status/1457746623195348992?s=21

haha of course they do

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:34

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

FUCKFACE MORON posted:

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/1456776375415803907?t=Irb-MyGHYgIrmYMUZZrg0Q&s=19

That's a big loving gun

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:40

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/mkrwrt/status/1457751653516464138

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:54

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

When does Beckham go on waivers today? Must be soon right?

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:55

Good Will Hrunting: Oct 8, 2012; I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.

Trade deadline is 4pm EST (gods time) so I'm assuming then.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 21:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1457793554009378823?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

How does this possibly happen lol

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1457780745129193472

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:18

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Who was worse, Bill o brien or gruden?

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:20

Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

really queer Christmas posted:

Who was worse, Bill o brien or gruden?

At least Tunsil is a good player

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:22

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Is he any good? The Ravens don't really care about threatening to kill people or actually killing people

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:24

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

All teams should add a "do you plan on getting drunk and murdering someone" question imo

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:26

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

All teams should add a "do you plan on getting drunk and murdering someone" question imo

Definitely still not the dumbest question asked to draft prospects.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:27

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

So that Jamie Collins int turns out was a pretty wild outlier:

https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/status/1457814471032795136

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:29

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

When does Beckham go on waivers today? Must be soon right?

He's on the waiver wire now. Teams have until 4pm tomorrow to put a claim. The team with the highest position on the wire gets him. We'll know tomorrow at 4pm EST.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:29

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Kalli posted:

Wanna read Kareem Abdu-Jabbar posterize Aaron Rodgers?

https://kareem.substack.com/p/aaron-rodgers-didnt-just-lie?r=ez75a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=

But have you considered we need to be considerate of other people's lifestyle and desire to spread plague amongst us? Typical liberal wants to control MY life.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:39

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

Kalli posted:

Wanna read Kareem Abdul-Jabbar posterize Aaron Rodgers?

https://kareem.substack.com/p/aaron-rodgers-didnt-just-lie?r=ez75a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=

I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with some-one else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:40

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

https://twitter.com/sadmonsters/status/1457792771218046978?t=oFG6Db9LAPajQGcLmnv1Bw&s=19

:drat:

# ? Nov 8, 2021 22:57

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Paint Crop Pro posted:

https://twitter.com/sadmonsters/status/1457792771218046978?t=oFG6Db9LAPajQGcLmnv1Bw&s=19

Dang

# ? Nov 8, 2021 23:03

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

Kalli posted:

Wanna read Kareem Abdul-Jabbar posterize Aaron Rodgers?

https://kareem.substack.com/p/aaron-rodgers-didnt-just-lie?r=ez75a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=

he crushed it. Very thoughtful response and well said.

# ? Nov 8, 2021 23:46

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

4 rental cars? jesus

# ? Nov 8, 2021 23:56

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Paint Crop Pro posted:

https://twitter.com/sadmonsters/status/1457792771218046978?t=oFG6Db9LAPajQGcLmnv1Bw&s=19

Suddenly chuds like the NFL again?

# ? Nov 9, 2021 00:17

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

i'd have probably stopped letting him rent cars after the second time, personally

# ? Nov 9, 2021 00:19

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

SirPablo posted:

Suddenly chuds like the NFL again?

Of course not, but Republicans never miss an opportunity to champion the rights of the American worker against undue controlling influence of corporate masters

# ? Nov 9, 2021 00:38

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

corn on the cop posted:

i'd have probably stopped letting him rent cars after the second time, personally

https://twitter.com/SchraderColin/status/1457796831652433935

# ? Nov 9, 2021 00:48

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Chuds have never had issue with hypocrisy

# ? Nov 9, 2021 01:14

Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

I forget, did we ever find out what happened with Bowden and the Raiders?

# ? Nov 9, 2021 01:26

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TheSlutPit: Dec 26, 2009

Kalli posted:

So that Jamie Collins int turns out was a pretty wild outlier:

https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/status/1457814471032795136

Holy moly, dudes got some hands for an LB

# ? Nov 9, 2021 01:38

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