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On the upside he leads the league in yards after contact.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 18:57 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 15:00 |
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I refuse to believe there isn't a concierge service in Vegas of all places that will send a car with two drivers to bring your ride home with you.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 19:13 |
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He's hosed. There are a few places in America where DUIs get pled down but that's largely a relic of entrenched good old boy culture and the former difficulty of proving impairment. He's hosed on the evidence. DUI evidence collection has been idiot-proofed to an insane degree.They probably have a blow if they contacted him at the scene. They absolutely have his blood. Challenging a blow is difficult enough, but good loving luck with a blood draw too. He's hosed on a goodwill plea. There's no hemming and hawing about evidence and there's a legit citizen victim with a family and a city full of have somes with zero sympathy for the rich kid with the fancy car.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 19:44 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Challenging a blow isn’t difficult whatsoever depending on quite a few circumstances. My dude intoxoilizers are three gens behind the current hand held models that get automatically plug and play tested and recertified as accurate against a known sample nightly. The machines (excuse me, instruments) are smarter than most cops and will catch and correct procedural fuckups. There's a reason the pro move a few years ago became "refuse all tests, gently caress the consequences" and even that's been countered. Most counties over 10,000 have an on-call magistrate that will authorize a blood draw at the first sign of reindeer games.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 19:58 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Holy moly. How things have changed. One state over. The problem(?) with DUI defense is that the sheer number of them forced a technical solution to spotty evidence collection and it's designed to be simple and easy for the dumbest cop to quickly and easily collect solid samples on the scene. In many states now (not sure about Nevada) you don't even need to prove impairment, you can proceed on just the number. It's led to situations where the prosecution will ask to bar all audio and video of the scene where a defendant is lucid and sober looking as irrelevant. This is probably veering into derail territory, but I tend to have sympathy for people's first DUI because how the gently caress do you know what your limits are? The most enlightening thing I ever did was do was volunteer for a cop training session where the goal is to get test subjects right on the line. I was shocked at how drunk I felt at .08 but there's no way I would have known what the line was. Mr. Nice! posted:As far a I know (I am not a lawyer anymore) it is still always better in florida to refuse to blow as first refusal results in the same license suspension that a dui would. This may also be the case for second refusal but I’d have to look things up and can’t be bothered to do so right now. In my jurisdiction it's the same way. They'll laugh at you for accepting the automatic suspension, then speed dial the on-call magistrate who walks them through a five minute telephonic hearing to authorize a blood draw warrant. If the dude is insistent enough about a refusal it can take less time than just doing the blow. Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Nov 2, 2021 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Supposedly the reason for this is because it'd lead to playoff teams raiding bad teams for players. Halfway through the season means that pretty much all teams outside the bottom 3-4 are still reasonably in playoff contention. That would own, honestly. Like what if the WFT could loan out Chase Young for the playoffs for a fourth rounder or something.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 20:46 |
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Prophetic. https://twitter.com/Valanges_9/status/1287804409703829504?s=20
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 00:46 |
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No one wants to be in the tank when it explodes https://twitter.com/DailyBroncos/status/1455384799682596866 Also he caught Corona.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 01:14 |
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Highbrow Slick posted:Just now during the word series Joe Buck had to read a “brought to you by” promo for the ALL NEW CHEVY CORVETTE and my dude there could not be a worse time quite possibly in the world. Someone at SNF better be watching the music stinger guys like a loving hawk next week.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 04:39 |
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It's also not as newsworthy when the bad actor dies so it doesn't make the papers.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 06:49 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:Michael Thomas is out for the year. Wonder if they kept this on the skinny while pursuing a replacement.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 15:25 |
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Saquon got Corona too but he's not an unvaccinated moron.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 17:58 |
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I'm not so jaded that I hope for the death of A.Ron Rodgers, but I do hope that Love comes out and takes his job away.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 18:03 |
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ODB to the Jags, but he and Urban Meyer have to live together in a studio apartment.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 19:06 |
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Now everyone can get the Rodgers oxygenation rate
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 20:09 |
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Woozie66 posted:https://twitter.com/trashtaeks/status/1455982608890748930?t=alxb_WLIIsF2oszYozo32g&s=19 At least one of them is willing to throw something catchable.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 21:18 |
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Or everyone just treated COVID procedures as security theater and no one gives a poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 01:44 |
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It owns because he genuinely appears to want to be a celebrity and it probably burns his grits that a significant portion of the population will write him off as a dumbass.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 22:55 |
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 00:38 |
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YOLOsubmarine posted:All this time and people still don’t actually know what HIPAA actually does. The NFL and Green Bay Packers aren’t covered entities even if this was a leak, which it isn’t. "Look, even though we employ the guy shooting you full of Toradol, we're not a covered HIPAA entity because reasons."
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 01:05 |
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Eifert Posting posted:People aren't actually expecting the unknown backup QB who stunted it on the Bengals to actually be a thing, are they? That's not how that works. Traditionally these things are done against the Colts.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 01:16 |
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Did anyone say QAaron yet?
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 18:29 |
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He is the prince who was promised
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 18:45 |
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Silly Burrito posted:I wonder how this will affect his Rodgers rate. "Tell me about the rabbit research," he says as Jake from State Farm tearfully loads the shotgun.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 19:38 |
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I'm happy to report that Aaron will be sent to a State Farm in the country, where he can run and play all day.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 19:53 |
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Qaaron does not have the poster's spirit and cspam is closed to him.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 01:15 |
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Kalli posted:What is more the poster's spirit then that interview today? Speaking with people in a simulated face to face environment.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 01:30 |
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Hot Diggity! posted:Nah Aaron is a dumbass but he's not a racist. He's just a dipshit techbro libertarian loser who thinks he's smarter than everyone. Him disassociating himself from the church he was brought up in is the primary reason why he broke contact with his family. I only know this because my immediate family did the same thing with our extended family, leading to a shitload of drama!! Seems like a classic blindspot. Why would I need to have any sort of responsibility about a disease that's unlikely to harm me or anyone in my extremely privileged orbit(or the Help, but who counts them)? It's funny because QAaron specifically is lighting his lucrative brand on fire.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 15:47 |
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I looked it up and this thread had better jokes.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 07:46 |
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Tua won't fully arrive until he has his security detail beat his dad's rear end raw.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 15:11 |
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DeflateGate 2: Lungs
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 16:05 |
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The Immunization of Aaron Rodgers by the Coward Aaron Rodgers.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 18:16 |
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All teams should add a "do you plan on getting drunk and murdering someone" question imo
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 22:26 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 15:00 |
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Let's all pretend that renting a car, buying all the insurance, and going hog wild isn't funny as gently caress.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 02:29 |