Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Fate Accomplice posted:

bury ruggs under the prison

Pick the fate of almost any character from Casino and subject him to that.

a neat cape posted:

Ray Lewis just helped a friend out and dogs aren't as important as people

Dogs are more important that most people.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:bisonyes:

The NFL needs Bortles.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

The funniest non-important Tillman thing I'll always remember is Simeon Rice being asked about him after he was in the military and going something like 'yeah he sucked at football, he could play enough to stick in Arizona but they're trash.'

Didn’t he turn down a big free agent contract from the Greatest Show on Turf Rams at one point to stay with the Cardinals?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

sean10mm posted:

RG3 was set up to die by Shanahan, but he was also almost uniquely stupid at running into easily avoidable kill shots from linebackers. Dude had an amazing anti-survival instinct.

Barring Shanahan double destroying his knees he might have snuck another 1-2 good seasons in before he died, but beyond that... ehhhhhhh

He also flat out sucked at running their offense beyond his rookie season. Cue the infamous gif of him having a clean pocket and five players all wide open by NFL standards and him taking a sack, or all the breakdowns that came of him failing to run staple Shanahan plays that have worked before and since with any halfway decent QB and why he lost the job to Kirk Cousins. The injuries didn’t help, but RG3 had other issues beyond that in Washington.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
And as was already pointed out, RG3 ran pretty recklessly and took way too many easily avoidable kill shots. Compared to a bunch of other running and mobile QBs, he did the absolute minimum to protect himself and was getting minor injuries even during his rookie year. A bunch of people were calling it weeks before his knee injury that he needed to adapt or something serious was gonna happen (I think people were expecting more of a Pat White situation, but he also already had a history of knee injuries from college IIRC).

I did an effort post on this years ago, but don’t forget that a big part of his first year was Washington running the read option, which at that point nobody in the NFL had ever seen done that often and with a QB with his speed. The only other team running it before then was the Panthers with Cam Newton, who obviously had a very different skill set. By the end of RG3’s rookie year, teams were adapting to him using it, as well as teams like Seattle with Wilson and San Francisco with Kap using it more and more, so it was becoming less effective as defenses got better at defending it. They couldn’t rely on doing read option to the extent they had for a lot of his rookie year, and that also didn’t help him going forward.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Moss by then was cooked

Also his QBs in Tennessee were the 2010 versions of Kerry Collins, Vince Young, and Rusty Smith. He wasn’t too bad as a depth guy with the 49ers two years later.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

FUCKFACE MORON posted:

OBJ: "Thank god I'm finally released!"

*Lions claim him*

OBJ: "No no not like this"

I thought OBJ liked :metis:, not kneecaps. He’s not a Lions guy.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

rare Magic card l00k posted:

In that Rodgers vs. Roethlisberger Super Bowl the rapist was somehow the better person lol.

:hmmno:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Also, I’m at work and can’t hear this as it’s happening but lol this all seems amazing

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Hey Lions fans, would you rather have this or be 4-4 right now?

This is the greatest moment for fans of the other NFC North fans in the last 30 years.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mdemone posted:

That's Animal Mother I thought? Been a while. I guess they might've been different characters.

Nope, different characters. The helicopter gunner is just in that one scene.

Efb

But still, lol QAaron

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Please update the thread title to:

QAaron Rodgers vs the Woke Mob

:emptyquote:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SquirrelyPSU posted:

His agent has got to be walking around with a fire extinguisher.

He just needs some cleansing clay to take the toxins out of his body via his anus.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Blitz of 404 Error posted:

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

Aaron Roger is a chud
Still don't know if White is good

Kyler Murray's ankle hurty
OBJ Sr doin Baker dirty

Derrick Henry broke his foot
Henry Ruggs turned a girl to soot

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

:drat:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

BlindSite posted:

I shall now refer to Rodgers as Throw Rogan. Thank you for listening.

:hmmyes:


:zoid:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

shirts and skins posted:

Morning TFF. I had the weirdest dream that Aaron Rodgers went on live TV and rambled for half an hour about a bunch of child-logic antivaxx stuff

Wild right? Isn't he the host of Jeopardy or something?

Funny, my dream was he shaved a bald spot into his head and went full Throw Rogan, coming back to play just long enough to cause more misery for some Bears fans.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

FizFashizzle posted:

Rodgers really is just a poor man’s Tom Brady.

From super bowl rings to keeping his insane bullshit beliefs to himself, he’s just a fraction of football hitler

So… Football Mussolini?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

AndrewP posted:

Oh god, Matt Ryan is going to be the next NFL on Fox color commentator isn’t he. He’s got that steady monotone they look for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJL9FSla5Y

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mr. Nice! posted:

Andy Reid took a turn for the wurst.

:dadjoke: I enjoyed this

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Red Rover Red Rover send Justin Jefferson over.

I prefer the old mic’s up version from John Randle: “Red Rover Red Rover, let them motherfuckers come on over.”

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

FUCKFACE MORON posted:

One year ago today



Now show Drew’s “hair” today.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply