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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Watson is not going to be traded.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Texans v Dolphins is uh, gonna be something.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

They can have Jonnu Smith for a nice wheel of cheese.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
In what other profession can you parents go on social media and bad mouth your coworkers? Love SPORTS!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Skip still doing God's work.

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1454904335284899848

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

Donte Stallworth went to jail for 30 days and ended up actually playing again so who knows.

That situation was pretty different. The person was walking across a highway at night and Stallworth being inebriated didn't contribute to the accident.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

I suspect he's suspended / unavailable for this season, then he pleads out in the offseason, does not do jail time, and ends up suspended for like 4 games next year.

Rodger Goodell has a released a statement:

“That process is still ongoing and until that process isn’t ongoing and we have enough data and enough information to be able to make a determination of whether he should go on commissioner exempt, we don’t feel that we have the necessary information at this point,” Goodell said

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Black Sunshine posted:

The NFL literally has this exact program provided to players at no cost.

I'm pretty sure that was dropped years ago because players didn't trust a service ran by the NFL not to narc to the commissioner on what they were up to at 3AM.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Can we all stop playing Matlock for a moment and focus on the important thing here?

How does this affect Ruggs' fantasy status?????

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Immediate advice he's gotten be given, based on my way limited knowledge, but he's still seeing prison time if he pleas NC.

And yes to someone who asked - the NFL still has the car service available, and you get charged as an organization. The organization can either charge the players or eat the cost. Nearly NONE of the players use it, but I've met one of the drivers one evening and they're all security detail as well. So they have UBER drivers who carry guns but are retired military/police etc.

Even if the org makes you pay for it yourself, you're worth tens of millions. $500 for a pickup every friday is what, 25k? Cmon man.

Are you sure of this? How does this work? They have this setup in every city with an NFL team? They have this setup in cities that players are likely to visit on their off days or during bye weeks? Who is going to run a car service in god knows how many cities across America and have it hardly get used.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

From what I understand of it, they got rid of their own and just literally use a special UBER service now.

Ah, well that makes more sense.

But if I were a player, I'd wanna deal with UBER directly. So I can imagine why it doesn't get "used" very often from the NFLPA's perspective.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wandler20 posted:

Doesn't sound like the NFL will be able to sweep this one under the rug.

That's what happens you use a carr like a weapon.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Trade deadline should be later in the year.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Teams are always in the midst of rebuilding though. The ones that bottom out and go down the studs do so because the coaching staff sucks and gets canned and the new coach wants to start over. I think Baltimore is consistently good because Harbaugh is a good coach, not because of their conservative roster management philosophy.

lol you've lit the kawalimus signal

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Lifespan posted:

Newer cars don't just explode in balls of fire nor do their front ends go completely flat unless there is huge speed involved.

There are a variety of scenarios that can cause a car to catch on fire that don't involve speed.

A car sitting in park in a repair shop can catch fire.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sweet thursday posted:

Let's throw both hypothetical Ruggses in jail

What if he was reading a text from Jon Gruden while driving?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Simplex posted:

In this case I would imagine the issue is that Corvettes are engineered to hit a brick wall at 100 mph and still allow the driver to walk away from the crash. Rav4s on the other hand are not engineered to be the brick wall.

lol no car is engineered to hit a wall at 100mph

and drunks surviving high speed collisions because "they're relaxed"?? come on

apply a little critical thinking people

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Or maybe let’s just wait for actual information from professionals rather than force out complete guesses for the sake of …?

No. I need to respond to every fifth post in every thread with five paragraphs of my inane thoughts and outrage.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Yeah but I can spew my inane, worthless opinions in like two sentences. Efficiency people!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Don't teams require players to show a vaccination card to actually prove they got the jab?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't think aron actually believes in g*d.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

He may have some kind of spirituality, but he's certainly not a Christian in any kind of traditional sense.

https://people.com/sports/aaron-rodgers-opens-up-about-religion-to-danica-patrick-i-dont-know-how-you-can-believe-in-a-god/

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Is gruntling a risk factor for covid?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I can't be the only one kinda hoping Jordan Love gets a mild case of covid before this weekend.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hot Diggity! posted:

100% and I can't wait

I do not hope for anyone to get COVID and I hope that Love plays really loving well because that would mean more funny drama

No the Packers signing Blake Bortles would be much funnier.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Last year there was a huge spike in cases nationwide thanks to Halloween parties, so no surprise here.

I bet they'll be plenty more positive tests today.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

bean mom posted:

https://twitter.com/b_m_hughes/status/1455644040343572483

amusingly, uh, turns out that whole thing was a fake sample study that got swapped in as if it were real

That's what big medicine wants you to think!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Every other team in the NFCN should be demanding Rodgers be suspended.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fartknocker posted:

Dogs are more important that better people than most people.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

No the Packers signing Blake Bortles would be much funnier.



lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nodoze posted:

I dont know if anyone will take Odells contract as is, but if he clears waivers then a bunch of teams will kick the tires

We're halfway through the season and we've passed the trade deadline. So there are almost no situations left where teams with cap space will need to save it for some big signing or trade. Almost anyone that gets signed now is gonna be some street free agent who will play for peanuts. So any team high up on waivers with the space should just take him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

indigi posted:

How many years do you need not to go through waivers? I was sure Odell qualified

I believe that only matters prior to the trade deadline. After that everyone goes through it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Really wish the Giants could claim him for maximum lols.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Most of the teams that could handle that contract are either circling the drain and/or have crummy QBs. The Chargers have space though and I'd like to see what happens when Beckham plays with an honest to goodness top QB.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mega64 posted:

Same except I assumed he was talking about Clay Matthews.

lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

It's because he was drunk and relaxed, actually.

Makes you wonder why they don't give shots to passengers when a plane is going down, everyone would live!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Guze posted:

I need to know what hocus pocus "treatment" he got and tried to sell the NFL on.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's me. I'm signing him to play Kanjam.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The Saints.

The Saints never change.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wilderthanmild posted:

How do the packers clear like 50-60million in cap space to pay Adams top 5 WR money? They are starting at being 40m over the projected cap, so assuming he's gonna be at least a 10m cap hit, they need to free up 50m.

When they trade Rodgers it'll help.

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