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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Baker's wife has been going as hard as Mahomes wife this season really.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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I choose to interpret this as them expecting way to much in return for a guy that aint doing much.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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really queer Christmas posted:

Same

Also willing to take baker off the browns burden so they can get elite QB kirk cousins.

Why would you want younger kirk cousins?

Edit: loving lmao Lebron has weighed in

https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/1455563144009375748

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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YOLOsubmarine posted:

Because he’s much better than what we currently have?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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YOLOsubmarine posted:

Our QB is Trevor Siemian.

My bad. Yeah he's better than Trevor

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Hey Raiders we got OBJ over here now that Ruggs should be doing prison time.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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MrLogan posted:

Are the Browns or the Chiefs going to sign Ruggs?

Dorsey is gone so cleveland is out.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Happened after his NFL career

Goodell won't allow it, he'll get put on the list. This is a way clearer legal situation than Watson.

Also there's pictures this time so Rodger can't as easily ignore it.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Yep he's headed to the exempt list now that there's video to go with the pics.

Woozie66 posted:

The first tweet is the first "report" that he himself wants out. But man it would've been funny to see him go to a Trevor Siemien offense where he probably would've put up big numbers.

People have been interpreting Lebron and others on social media saying he should be traded as a orchestrated thing.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Bob Socko posted:

Jesus, how fast was he going? You usually don't see cars engulfed in flames like that unless it's a Tesla whose batteries caught fire.

Is there an EV version of the rav4 maybe? Not trying to downplay anything just curiosity Cause like you said that's a lot of fire for a wreck.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Ok something else that kind of dawned on me a bit ago. Ruggs may have appeared impaired because ya know car crash at high speed likely results in a concussion.

The medical exam results will be telling especially if they got blood (which I'm assuming they did). Not trying to downplay that someone died while he was driving like a jackass but there are 2 explanations for him appearing impaired.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Blitz of 404 Error posted:

https://www.footballguys.com/article/2021-henry-ruggs-legal-situation

So last year Josh Jacobs fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a light pole, he was arrested and booked on a DUI charge even though he didn't have anything in his system.

That's a drat good culture Gruden fostered

Then again Crosby and Waller sobering into top tier players the gently caress even is the "culture"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Gone

https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1455744054269038600

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Distinction, difference, etc

I mean there was a whole scotus case about this

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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DeimosRising posted:

Yeah ethically I just don’t see the difference. There’s no way to do what he did while driving safely.

Well sadly one difference someone pointed out in a tweet is vehicular manslaughter in NV is a misdemeanor unless they can prove he was dui or engaged in reckless driving. So we have to bet on a jury being not stupid and money not getting him off.

Which.....is concerning.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Aaron counts a head cold he got last year as immunization. It's just a cold

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Should've taken the ham sandwich if they were going to ramp up the disgruntling

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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He probably went to the covid equivalent of a chicken pox party.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’s gonna be some holistic poo poo that no ones ever imagined.

It's just going to be a pox party except for covid. The anti-vax crowd have been bringing those back for a while.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Gatts posted:

I would love to interview the Browns.

“Baker, why is ruining Odell’s career a personal crusade for you?”
“Odell…why did you gently caress Baker’s mom? His wife? His dad? Is this why Baker has it out for you?”
“Kevin, in this off season and during practice did you make Baker and Odell work together until they clicked? No? Are you incompetent? And speaking of that, why does Joe Woods still have a job?”

Look Woods defense will be good once we sign 2 more dbs and draft another pair.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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I swear to God if we cut OBJ instead of just taking whatever the saints offered yesterday

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Nodoze posted:

I dont know if anyone will take Odells contract as is, but if he clears waivers then a bunch of teams will kick the tires

Word was the Saints made an offer. Dunno what it was but they should've taken it.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Nodoze posted:

Who knows how much of money they wanted the Browns to eat given they don't have the free cap space (lol, saints and cap space) to take the whole deal on at the moment

Cutting him and eating a cap hit mid season is dumb. Just get a sandwich and eat the cap hit. We can't be planning to pay mayfield right now and Ward is not worth top 10 corner money. There's nobody to pay.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Guess a release is coming

https://twitter.com/ByJasonLloyd/status/1455953887362527237?s=20

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Rodgers told people he was "inoculated" which people likely thought he was treating it as the same as "vaccinated". Press probably just assumed he was being extra careful to not be exposed following the extra protocol. He's a very important qb afterall

It's such a dumb way to round about lie about vaccination status

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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MJeff posted:

There's nothing roundabout about it. He was asked directly if he was vaccinated and he nodded and said "yeah". It was just an outright lie.

He thinks clay suppositories and covid parties are immunization (my bad on the word choice in the OP). Aaron smugly sat back thinking that having said "immunized" would get him a pass (it did with the press) until he tested positive and everyone put it together. It's the "I never said I was vaccinated" :smuggo: defense. Dude is the smug prick he's always seemed to be.

https://twitter.com/ChancellorTV/status/1455915987669299202?s=20

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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fsif posted:

Yeah he just loving lied. There's no reasonable good faith interpretation of what he said that would lead anyone to think he ate clay instead. Can't blame the press when they ask him directly if he's been vaccinated and he responds "yeah" then used a word that is all but synonymous with "vaccinated."

Is it really good faith when he gave himself an out though? I'm saying he did it so if this came up he could "well actually"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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This loving team

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1456248453097525256?s=20

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Gonna analytics their way out of the locker room. I had to look at the Browns reddit and gently caress are they melting down attacking OBJ and anyone who doesn't hate him.

https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1456284260663443458
https://twitter.com/MRidenourABJ/status/1456281359215902726
https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1456285352558272522

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Nov 4, 2021

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Baker QB20 Mayfield lol

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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DariusLikewise posted:

Yeah apparently all the NFL reporters figured it out immediately as soon as the Packers said he was out this weekend

Doesn't the team have to say if he's on the 2 negative test to come back or 10 day protocol?

I really think reporters were just giving him a pass because he said he had been and thought "oh he's just being extra cautious what a good team mate!" when he was still following protocols. Turned out he's just arrogant prick.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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half cocaine posted:

Wentz is still unvaxxed isn't he? He was wearing a mask in pregame warmups.

He is not

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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bobjr posted:

Aaron Rodgers eats a plate of clay on live television to prove how healthy he is.

Next week on Pat McAfee

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Great job analytics. I could've gotten a shrimp po'boy at least

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1456623388861030404

They better loving pay Teller with these all important cap savings.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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But OBJs dad didn't imply mean things about Baker on monday

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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This stupid rear end team. I swear in a year or 2 we're going to find out the release happened because OBJ's dad being mean was the final straw.

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1456597809944219650?s=20

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Aaron thank you. Thank you so much for being such a loving moron that Pat McAfee has to stifle a laugh and everyone forgets about OBJ

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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State farm flying Mahomes in to reshoot commercials

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It is extremely unlikely he would be able to determine he's allergic prior to taking an mRNA vaccine unless he has had previous reactions to other vaccines.

His arm was sore after he got a flu shot :smug:

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Does Aaron have access to special flavors of horse paste?

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