The rules of chess

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The rules of chess

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Bright Bart posted:

Chess Rules

You can't just be up there and just doin' chess like that.

loving lol it took me exactly that long to know it was a riff off of the Jon Bois baseball balk explanation

I now think this needs to be done to more things

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 04:23

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Manifisto posted:

master chess is about the moves you DON'T make

in this sense (and this sense only) I am a grandmaster

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 13:09

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Escape From Noise posted:

Here's a tip: Add a surprise boxing round. Just don't tell your opponent.

lol

Pahilla the Hun posted:

there is no rule against yelling "CHECKMATE" every time you move a piece

Doing that thing where they say "checkmate in 12 moves" but it's total bullshit and you just want to make them rack their brains in confusion for a while trying to figure out how the hell it is possible.

However long it takes, it's in the rules that it's okay to do this as long as sometime later you say "oops, my bad".

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 01:08

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