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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
If you drink a glass of water in between each post you can avoid drama as well as a nasty hangover.

Buttchocks posted:

So desperate for a hit that I'm licking an abacus.

You're certainly not the first person to admit this to me and I want you to know you know that with help you can and will get better.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 8, 2021

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Replace the addiction with another bad habit.

I recommend gambling or pornography.

Just remember to do it analog.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Hipster computer-user using a craft PC running on cables like a small Cesna. Pretending that they're not like those "junkies" using a stock Lenovo.

Even quit his job as a dishwasher to work as a programmer just to get his fix more often. Real sad to see.

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by Fluffdaddy

Bright Bart posted:

If you drink a glass of water in between each post you can avoid drama as well as a nasty hangover.

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Bright Bart posted:

Replace the addiction with another bad habit.

I recommend gambling or pornography.

Just remember to do it analog.

Do not do this, this is how you end up trading hentai NFTs at 3AM an few hours before your alarm goes off.



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deep dish peat moss

I can stop doing computer any time I want, I am not addicted.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Computers are dumb.

Only read hand written books.

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by Fluffdaddy

pixaal posted:

Do not do this, this is how you end up trading hentai NFTs at 3AM an few hours before your alarm goes off.

you forgot to do it *analog*

deep dish peat moss posted:

I can stop doing computer any time I want, I am not addicted.

that's exactly what a computer addict would say

Zurtilik posted:

Computers are dumb.

Only read hand written books.

writing is dumb too. if someone's got something to say to me they can say it to my face

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Counselor: Has anybody ever told you that you go on the computer too much or too often?

Me: Uh. In 5th grade my parents got me a MacBook and Dillon Thomas told me to stay off the "nerd box". That was thirty years ago and boy has time changed like for instance...

Counselor: *nodding and checking off a box on a list*

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Sigmund Freud *clacking away at a MacBook Pro*: Sometimes a computer is just a computer.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Signing up for the Computer Addicts Anonymous email newsletter.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


pnac attack posted:

you forgot to do it *analog*

You weren't there! I did have my anal log in!



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by Fluffdaddy
computer's got ahold of me, computer! gotta break free

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They Might Be

pnac attack posted:

that's what i'm posting on right now. feel so seen but also owned

Just be extremely careful not to press the red button in the middle of the keyboard

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Have you tried a data recovery program?

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I just got my 30 day chip

take the moon

by sebmojo

pnac attack posted:

computer's got ahold of me, computer! gotta break free

lol

damaged... by computer

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Computer became my personality. It is most misfortunate :(

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Mainlining a stick of RAM.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Drink-Mix Man posted:

I just got my 30 day chip


DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I just got my 30 day chip


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


GPUs give me strong visuals

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


I have been trying to post more in analog media to stop using the computer. It is hard, I barely have any pen handling skills anymore.

But nothing good comes from never being challenged to try different things, so I recommend it heartily. Note pad, a pen, and maybe some glitter.



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NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

Saoshyant posted:

I have been trying to post more in analog media to stop using the computer. It is hard, I barely have any pen handling skills anymore.

But nothing good comes from never being challenged to try different things, so I recommend it heartily. Note pad, a pen, and maybe some glitter.

Remember to have different coloured pens for the comments section

Also practise the * for when you have to censor the slurs in the comments :byoscience:

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


NumptyScrub posted:

Remember to have different coloured pens for the comments section

I hadn't thought of that, that's brilliant!



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Saoshyant posted:

I have been trying to post more in analog media to stop using the computer. It is hard, I barely have any pen handling skills anymore.

But nothing good comes from never being challenged to try different things, so I recommend it heartily. Note pad, a pen, and maybe some glitter.

How tf do I post an animated gif on paper please help

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Mormon Nailer posted:

How tf do I post an animated gif on paper please help

I'll help you because it's not the most evident of things and I couldn't find a how-to book on the subject when I looked. This is how you do it:



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Saoshyant posted:

I'll help you because it's not the most evident of things and I couldn't find a how-to book on the subject when I looked. This is how you do it:



oh is that what that is!

I saw that stapled to a note saying check out this funny meme I flipped though the pages and they all looked the same so I shrugged and left it.



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pecan

siri stop please thank u

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I avoid addiction by only using the computer in social settings.

My dumb friends "inform" me that gold farming all day in my car parked at the McDonald's lot doesn't count as social.

Hello!? Do they not see all these people around? I bet you some of my so called friends use their smartphones in the toilet, alone, like degenerates. But they're on my back.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I want to log off, but I will not until people stop telling me to log off. :colbert:

Uranium 235

my workplace is toxic. everyone is on computer all the time. they all expect me to be on computer too. sometimes my boss makes me use computer in front of her, if i don't she wil fire me. last time she arranged a "meeting" after everyone went home so we could "work on a presentation" ... and of course we had to do it while on computer

i want to quit but i'm afraid too afriad. maybe deep down i'm just like them... addicted to computer

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



not addicted to computer i can log off whenever i want to i just don’t want to ok?


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Do you use the computer or does the computer use you?

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

Mormon Nailer posted:

I want to log off, but I will not until people stop telling me to log off. :colbert:

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by Fluffdaddy
ihop- I'm Hooked On Posting

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




having trouble with this error. What is "off" ?



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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

A little trick I've learned in recovery is to bring my own disconnected mouse to LAN parties so I have something to do with my hands.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I use a track ball for my laptop on the couch it's nice for couch browsing.

Anyway last night I was in a half asleep state and found myself moving my thumb like it was a using a track ball to swing the "camera" in the dream.

Then Tetris B, my alarm, started playing and the dream broke into Tetris blocks falling that I kept turning by clicking

I woke up when I slammed my hand into the head board and broke my clicking finger, it's okay though I taped it to my bird finger and both together are able to click mouse with barely any pain!

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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

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