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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
please help

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
trapped between posting and logging off... is this really living

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by Fluffdaddy
i wake to warm computer beside me and when i touch it a welcoming glow fills my vision

good morning byob

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pnac attack

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pixaal posted:

I miss the warmth of multiple CRTs monitors surrounding me. That's why I bought a bunch of HDR high refresh rate monitors that require active cooling! It feels like I'm in a sauna all day!

there are highs and lows. one day you're jacked into your state of the art posting rig, bathed in data like a fish in water

the next you're muttering curses at your taped together business laptop, praying for a wiki article to load

it's not worth it, orb. heed my warning.

computer: not even once

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

pixaal posted:

I gave my computer some weed and now it's paranoid that I'm trying to program its thoughts.

well *someone* is, man :tinfoil:

computer is always there for you. you can buy computer. there is always more computer. computer is your friend

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
wake up in the middle of the night thinking about computer

oh good. it's still here

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Escape From Noise posted:

I suggest you quit "cold turkey". Get a cold turkey (frozen) and wing it at your computer until both are completely obliterated.

spoken like a man who has never even tried to quit computer. been there, done that, still posting

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
i miss when computer made more noise

Bright Bart posted:

Withdrawal can be a b**ch so I recommend getting a slower, older computer to use first and then after a few months stepping down even more to one of those toy laptops for toddlers which play word and math games.

i've tapered down to a laptop but can't manage to kick it

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

pixaal posted:

You try kicking and doing more than breaking your foot and whatever the laptop hits when it's all steel body Lenovo T series Thinkpad. Thing weighs 20lbs and will wreck the walls. A good dealer should be able to get you an unregistered T series with the serial filed off.

that's what i'm posting on right now. feel so seen but also owned

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

Bright Bart posted:

If you drink a glass of water in between each post you can avoid drama as well as a nasty hangover.

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pixaal posted:

Do not do this, this is how you end up trading hentai NFTs at 3AM an few hours before your alarm goes off.

you forgot to do it *analog*

deep dish peat moss posted:

I can stop doing computer any time I want, I am not addicted.

that's exactly what a computer addict would say

Zurtilik posted:

Computers are dumb.

Only read hand written books.

writing is dumb too. if someone's got something to say to me they can say it to my face

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
computer's got ahold of me, computer! gotta break free

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Mormon Nailer posted:

I want to log off, but I will not until people stop telling me to log off. :colbert:

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by Fluffdaddy
ihop- I'm Hooked On Posting

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pixaal posted:

I use a track ball for my laptop on the couch it's nice for couch browsing.

Anyway last night I was in a half asleep state and found myself moving my thumb like it was a using a track ball to swing the "camera" in the dream.

Then Tetris B, my alarm, started playing and the dream broke into Tetris blocks falling that I kept turning by clicking

I woke up when I slammed my hand into the head board and broke my clicking finger, it's okay though I taped it to my bird finger and both together are able to click mouse with barely any pain!

a terminal case

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCoXdUC3wI

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by Fluffdaddy
it's like computer is the only thing i can entergage with anymore

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by Fluffdaddy
so hungry... forgetting what eye contact feels like... computer just won't let go

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by Fluffdaddy
what makes y'all keep posting? do you feel like your life is better because you do?

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