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Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
lmao bags of milk

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
monopoly money havin rear end motherfuckers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
EXCUSE ME??? WHAT kind of lake???

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
bro I cannot BELIEVE canada

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
in Canada they have the audacity to name a place "New York fries" and then serve you THIS !!!!!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Luitpold posted:

lmao bags of milk

do you think milk comes in paper bags in their version of whole foods??

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Having seen a couple of episodes of the latest season the murdoch mysteries is in decline

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

We have a city called Toronto but everyone pronounces it Ty-rah-nah

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Aardvark! posted:

EXCUSE ME??? WHAT kind of lake???



Ooph! I've got some bad news for you about Great Slave Lake, bud

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

EXCUSE ME??? WHAT kind of lake???



And she's got a US cartoon tattooed on her.

Anyway, Margaret Atwood. She's barely 5' 4" (163 cm). You call that a poet? Maya Angelou was 6 feet tall (183 cm)!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

lol Ted Cruz was born and lived his early childhood in Canada.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
And let's talk national leaders. John A MacDonald: too hungover to stand for a group photo. Franklin Pierce: arrested for running down an old woman with his horse, while President (and drunk). I think we know which country is a pale imitation.

Edit: stated outright that Pierce was the more accomplished drunkard.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

You Are A Elf posted:

lol Ted Cruz was born and lived his early childhood in Canada.

Hey, let's not say things we can't take back.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We're super polite and friendly unless you're not white lol!!!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


E: lmfao I have no idea what happened here, it mirrored my filters when I saved it and looks completely insane now. thanks fake lovely phone Photoshop app

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Nov 13, 2021

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We say things like "At least we're not American!"

Testikles posted:

Imagine a country that looks south to the chaos in the United States and thinks, my God, if only here!

And then go do this dumb poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

They didn't have all the letters but they still made the sign. Resourcefull

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Some people say Canada is America's hat but I say Canada is trying to stick America up it's butt.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Tu veux voir une photo de mes deux gosses?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Captain Splendid posted:

Tu veux voir une photo de mes deux gosses?

loving Montreal

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

in Canada they have the audacity to name a place "New York fries" and then serve you THIS !!!!!



Looks pretty good imo, maybe this "Canada" isn't so bad after all...

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

My partner is Canadian and at some point I may have to move to Alberta. I feel that as a nation they have pranked me harder than I may ever recover from.

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Poutine aka let's offend all the food cultures at once

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Oh, wow. I found a REALLY embarrassing old photograph of Canada's president:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Woah this threads really taking off, unlike the Canadian Space Program (pretty sure the Canadian space program is two beavers tugging)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I speak for all of :canada: when I say, "Sorry".

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Bonzo posted:

I speak for all of :canada: when I say, "Sorry".

Don’t you mean Surry

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you go to a strip club in Canada to peep some beav, be prepared because the strippers are actual beavers.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Itt we got dumped by our Canadian girlfriend

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit
IF YOU SAY THAT CANADA IS AMERICA"S FEDORA THAT MEANS THE USA IS WEARING A FEDORA AND IS A GOON> PWNT

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol love 2 carry around 16 pounds (7.25kg) of coins in my pocket instead of bills

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

Itt we got dumped by our Canadian girlfriend

She let us down nicely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h40XGoolmiQ

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Do you even have to do anything to make fun of Canada?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Derpies posted:

Don’t you mean Surry

No that wold be Surrey which is in BC.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Lol love 2 carry around 16 pounds (7.25kg) of coins in my pocket instead of bills

who the gently caress uses physical money anymore?
You, I guess

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who the gently caress uses physical money anymore?
You, I guess

To be fair, I’ve only been to Canada on vacation and use cash when I go. I don’t live there.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Lol love 2 carry around 16 pounds (7.25kg) of coins in my pocket instead of bills

At least we abolished pennies, only loser countries still bother with those.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Thanks for all the comedians you unfunny country

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Can'tada

Bivtch!!!! :blastu:

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Thanks for all the comedians you unfunny country

you yelling at Canada or the Us

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