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Mister Speaker posted:Everybody in this country knows at least one Shorts Guy. This rear end in a top hat will never wear long pants or a winter coat even if it's -40, and he'll stand there shivering and insist he's not cold at all. used to work with a dude like this. we worked in a freezer too, he would wear a freezer suit but complain incessantly about his feet being cold, and would come out frequently for "warm up breaks", usually in the shitter. when we'd tell him he should maybe wear pants and longjohns to attempt to keep warmer, he'd say "but it's not my legs that are cold, it's my feet!!!  " like motherfucker, do you not know how your circulatory system works?he eventually got fired after being caught jerking off in a bathroom stall
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:used to work with a dude like this. we worked in a freezer too, he would wear a freezer suit but complain incessantly about his feet being cold, and would come out frequently for "warm up breaks", usually in the shitter. when we'd tell him he should maybe wear pants and longjohns to attempt to keep warmer, he'd say "but it's not my legs that are cold, it's my feet!!! He was just warming up man
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Mister Speaker posted:Everybody in this country knows at least one Shorts Guy. This rear end in a top hat will never wear long pants or a winter coat even if it's -40, and he'll stand there shivering and insist he's not cold at all. The Boys Who Wear Shorts All Winter The kid who refuses to wear pants is a familiar sight to parents, students, and educators—and a mystifying one. What’s so great about being underdressed?
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Mister Speaker posted:Everybody in this country knows at least one Shorts Guy. This rear end in a top hat will never wear long pants or a winter coat even if it's -40, and he'll stand there shivering and insist he's not cold at all. Or they wear shorts all year 'round and complain about the cold ENDLESSLY.
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We did this growing up in upstate NY. Everyone wore shorts, flip-flops, and tank tops in the dead of snowbound winter because we were SO HADDCORE.
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My Shorts Guy buddy joined the US Marines right out of highschool (in Canada), which is another thing that sociopaths do.
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My Shorts Guy buddy became a pastor on the island
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the Shorts Guy I knew in college ( in 2011) used to, without fail, tell people within minutes of meeting them that "Machinima follows me on Twitter"
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Utah is a rich land of shorts guy in the winter, maybe they are lost Canadians ?
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Derpies posted:Utah is a rich land of shorts guy in the winter, maybe they are lost Canadians ? You can keep them its okay really
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Outrail posted:You can keep them its okay really Fair exchange for all the missionaries I’m sure we send you
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Derpies posted:Fair exchange for all the missionaries I’m sure we send you Canada hosed again with NAFTA bullshit.
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Aardvark! posted:the Shorts Guy I knew in college ( in 2011) used to, without fail, tell people within minutes of meeting them that "Machinima follows me on Twitter" I do this with Gregg Turkington
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I'm not the wear shorts all year guy, but am definitely wear shorts till November guy, and then start wearing them again in like late April guy. I just seem to run hot. Though now that I'm getting older (40+) I can't handle the cold as well.
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Jan 2, 2022 17:59
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I'M GOING TO DO IT. I"M GOING TO GO TO TIMMIES. YOU CAN'T STOP ME
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Saalkin posted:I'M GOING TO DO IT. I"M GOING TO GO TO TIMMIES. YOU CAN'T STOP ME get me some timbits while youre there plz
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Aardvark! posted:get me some timbits while youre there plz You didn't pay me back for the darts I picked up for you last time bud!
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gently caress Timbits, I want a sweet veal with mushrooms and cheese from California Sandwiches.
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just saw a recent pic of Gordon Lightfoot  
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Saalkin posted:I'M GOING TO DO IT. I"M GOING TO GO TO TIMMIES. YOU CAN'T STOP ME just get mcdonalds instead, the coffee is better
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i stopped using tim hortans after they unveiled their loyalty card no i dont want to use your card ever stop asking me no i dont care how much free poo poo i get with it, goodbye
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But if you don't go to Tims how will you taste Justin Bieber's sweet balls?!? timbiebs
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Aardvark! posted:just saw a recent pic of Gordon Lightfoot He's turning 84 this year. Saw him at Massey Hall a few years ago, checked for a seat on the afternoon of the show and there was one front row dead center, apparently his manager had just handed it back to the box office. The first few rows in Massey Hall are all friends and acquaintances apparently.
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Saalkin posted:I'M GOING TO DO IT. I"M GOING TO GO TO TIMMIES. YOU CAN'T STOP ME Nobody cares at this point. If you want to eat or drink that poo poo go for it. Aardvark! posted:just saw a recent pic of Gordon Lightfoot Yeah, well the dude is like 80 something years old. Not everyone ages as well as William Shatner. Who is 90 or so and looks younger than Patrick Stewart.
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Any Canadian who complains about the cold is a traitor or a foreign spy. Never trust them.
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Picnic Princess posted:Any Canadian who complains about the cold is a traitor or a foreign spy. Never trust them. non canadian spotted lol
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No, just someone who drinks iced coffee at -20C and has numerous selfies standing barefoot in the snow lol
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Picnic Princess posted:No, just someone who drinks iced coffee at -20C and has numerous selfies standing barefoot in the snow lol ah, hello there, Shorts Guy
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Aardvark! posted:just saw a recent pic of Gordon Lightfoot Massey Hall wasn't close for renovation, Gord just had to regenerate on the stage
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Picnic Princess posted:Any Canadian who complains about the cold is a traitor or a foreign spy. Never trust them. Being Canadian has made me hate the cold way more than a normal person.
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Bonzo posted:Massey Hall wasn't close for renovation, Gord just had to regenerate on the stage That's where his phylactery is located.
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Canadians love summer. We get all hosed up on the outdoors, picnics, and patios. It's our sliver of the year to enjoy the beach, to walk unencumbered by layers of wool, flannel, and goretex. But above all else, summer gives us that rarest of delights, the chance to bitch and argue about if it is indeed truly too hot outside.
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wesleywillis posted:Nobody cares at this point. If you want to eat or drink that poo poo go for it. It's self harm and a cry for attention.
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Aardvark! posted:in Canada for some reason A&W is a mainstream fast food place and not just a strange, malignant growth on some KFCs a&w is probably the best fast food place in my city lol, it's p fuckin good
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A&W onion rings are the best, burgers are good too, probably #2 after Wendy's
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A&W is great. Harvey's is rad. For fast food burger chains in Canada, it's good stuff. In the US I'm not sure why it was decided to support burger places selling meals for $15-$20 like Five Guys or Shake Shack, I mean I like em but for $15 at Shake Shack I shouldn't be getting a junior cheeseburger and a kid's coke. I'd rather have Harvey's.
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I love getting insane heartburn from eating A&W Onion Rings.
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GolfHole posted:anyone live in thunder bay My experience with thunder bay was distracting walmart employees will this crackhead i met at a bus stop stole poo poo
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