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fast cars loose anus posted:The Texans' current roster is almost entirely his fault, what do you mean? The entire organization is rotten from top to bottom with Rick Smith, O’Brien and Easterby all engaged in power struggles and an absolute dipshit owner who enabled all of the above and is also a racist moron. Trying to determine who was actually in charge seems all but impossible.
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Nov 19, 2021 21:27
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Yeah that's fair on the org as a whole but BoB was effectively gm and coach for a bit so I would put the roster near to entirely on him. Coincidentally college coaches are effectively gms as well
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Nov 19, 2021 21:36
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:Deion Sanders head coach of Florida State get Herschel's Trump-addled brain out of politics, make him CEO coach, keep the entire staff
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Nov 19, 2021 21:40
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fast cars loose anus posted:Yeah that's fair on the org as a whole but BoB was effectively gm and coach for a bit so I would put the roster near to entirely on him. Coincidentally college coaches are effectively gms as well Even if you do think he was 100% responsible for all of that, roster construction in the NFL and college are very different so I’m not too concerned that he’d try to trade a star wide receiver for a box of oily rags. I’m just not sure his personality would fly on the recruiting trail down here. He’s a born and bred New England rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 19, 2021 21:46
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a neat cape posted:https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1461691773563117571?t=YTEIU8oxAOHM93b1fysT0g&s=19 I hadn't been paying attention and missed the fact that UNLV is on a 2-game win streak!
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Nov 19, 2021 21:48
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:Deion Sanders head coach of Florida State I wanted to laugh at this and suddenly thought of how incredible it would be if Kansas was coached by Aqib Talib
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Nov 19, 2021 22:20
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People have pined for Peyton as HC at UT but instead I wanna see Arian Foster just so he gives his coaching interviews entirely in pterodactyl Also I just found out that Arian is now a rapper apparently and he's not terrible? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVuu_6xpU5A
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Nov 19, 2021 22:31
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kiimo posted:I wanted to laugh at this and suddenly thought of how incredible it would be if Kansas was coached by Aqib Talib 
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Nov 19, 2021 22:53
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Franklin to LSU and BOB to PSU as OC because we hire Rhule
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Nov 19, 2021 23:10
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Tedy Bruschi might actually be a decent coach. The good comedy option would be Gronk though.
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Nov 19, 2021 23:25
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I could make jokes about Iowa coaches Nate Kaeding or Tim Dwight but the guy with the most pro success that is most representative of Iowa football is probably Marshall Yanda
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Nov 19, 2021 23:41
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No thanks to Coach Tebow. If I wanted to watch an evangelical dork get hyped about grit and effort and LETS GO I’d walk to anyone of the weird mega churches in the area.
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Nov 19, 2021 23:51
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DC Murderverse posted:I could make jokes about Iowa coaches Nate Kaeding or Tim Dwight but the guy with the most pro success that is most representative of Iowa football is probably Marshall Yanda Ricky Stanzi seems like he has an argument for being the most Iowa though. Mizzou former player who actually might could be a good coach would be Chase Daniel. Mizzou would actually hire Brock Olivo though because he ran up hills in the 90s during the first time in 20 years that Missouri wasn't completely awful.
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Nov 19, 2021 23:58
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I'll take Coach Dayne. I'd love to see Braelon Allen get 30-50 carries a game.
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Nov 20, 2021 00:01
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:Deion Sanders head coach of Florida State Michael Vick head coach of VT
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Nov 20, 2021 00:06
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Traitorous Leopard posted:Just a PSA - if you're not already browsing your team's homer forums from time to time you should start. Really brings out the strangest folks wanna know what got me banned from elitedawgs?
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I was originally going to say Dana Stubblefield for Kansas and then I remembered he went to jail for raping a disabled woman
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Nov 20, 2021 01:05
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Tom Izzo could retire right around when Draymond Green's playing career is over and I could see fans wanting him to coach basketball. Most famous MSU football guy is...Andre Rison? Le'Veon Bell? Kirk Cousins?!
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Yates posted:I'll take Coach Dayne. I'd love to see Braelon Allen get 30-50 carries a game. They're already coached by a former player, though. Actually, come to think of it a large percentage of the staff is former players.
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Nov 20, 2021 01:09
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Henchman of Santa posted:Tom Izzo could retire right around when Draymond Green's playing career is over and I could see fans wanting him to coach basketball. Morten Anderson, a coach who can finally respect the kickers. And give me Kyle Orton at Purdue.
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Nov 20, 2021 01:15
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Grittybeard posted:Mizzou would actually hire Brock Olivo though because he ran up hills in the 90s during the first time in 20 years that Missouri wasn't completely awful.
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Nov 20, 2021 01:15
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forkboy84 posted:And give me Kyle Orton at Purdue. All Hail Coach NeckBeard
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Nov 20, 2021 01:39
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gently caress yeah I'll coach Purdue
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Nov 20, 2021 01:46
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I wouldn't be any more pessimistic about Sun Devil coach Jake Plummer than I am about the current situation.
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Nov 20, 2021 01:47
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I would take Tim Couch as coach at Kentucky, but he looks like he could still play linebacker right now.
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Dalmuti posted:wanna know what got me banned from elitedawgs? You posted a level-headed opinion? Accused of being an Ole Miss spy? You made a thread claiming Hunter Renfroe would make it to the Majors and actually stay there?
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Henchman of Santa posted:Tom Izzo could retire right around when Draymond Green's playing career is over and I could see fans wanting him to coach basketball. I was going to say what about Bubba Smith but sadly he’s dead. He’d still be better than Cousins.
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Nov 20, 2021 02:55
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Nov 20, 2021 02:58
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Henchman of Santa posted:Tom Izzo could retire right around when Draymond Green's playing career is over and I could see fans wanting him to coach basketball. Jeff Smoker is burrowed into my memory for reasons I can't begin to understand
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Nov 20, 2021 03:09
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Sash! posted:Jeff Smoker is burrowed into my memory for reasons I can't begin to understand He got busted for drugs IIRC so the name is perfect.
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Nov 20, 2021 03:12
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dirty shrimp money posted:Miami head coach Ray Lewis I think there's pretty good evidence he'd choke harder than Frost  Joey Freshwater posted:People have pined for Peyton as HC at UT but instead I wanna see Arian Foster just so he gives his coaching interviews entirely in pterodactyl This or Jim Bob Cooter because, well, Jim Bob Cooter
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Nov 20, 2021 03:26
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Dango Bango posted:This or Jim Bob Cooter because, well, Jim Bob Cooter Nah it’s gotta be a Colquitt
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Nov 20, 2021 03:28
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Apparently a kid in the Memphis Houston had a neck injury. What happened? I just turned it on
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Apparently a kid in the Memphis Houston had a neck injury. What happened? I just turned it on I didn't see where he got hurt but Donovan Mutin was having a great junior year before this. At least he's three miles away from the best neck/spine injury hospital on the face of the planet.
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Nov 20, 2021 03:32
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Apparently a kid in the Memphis Houston had a neck injury. What happened? I just turned it on Reddit comment: quote:I’ve watched it a few times and you can’t see what happens from the only time they showed it. He runs up for a tackle and it looks like maybe he hit his head on someone’s knee.
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^^--ugh, not watching but this sounds scaryLeeMajors posted:Nah it’s gotta be a Colquitt All the Colquitts. I'm sure there are enough of them to fill out a coaching staff.
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TheAlmightyFrog posted:I would take Tim Couch as coach at Kentucky, but he looks like he could still play linebacker right now. Everybody look at this dumbass that wouldn’t have The Pillsbury Throwboy, The Round Mound of Touchdowns, He Ate Me, The Hefty Lefty, Battleship Lorenzen e: wait wtf he died? RIP BBQ
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This is an extremely bad sports evening for me so far.
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