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Come up with some mechanism/law that when you lose weight it somehow fucks over someone else a little
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1 Pay people to lose weight 2 gyms and food are available Bing bong
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Sep 11, 2023 03:56
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ain't never seen a fat methhead What happens when the tweakers get off the junk? Hella fat toothless people roaming the land demanding spare change and marshmallows.
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Sep 11, 2023 03:59
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Icochet posted:Come up with some mechanism/law that when you lose weight it somehow fucks over someone else a little Your weight loss is transferred to some "foreign" country
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Sep 11, 2023 04:00
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ain't never seen a fat methhead It happens, actually. Cuz there's a binge and crash cycle and people eat a lot during/after the crash.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:01
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Just eat 2 meals a day like me. And have those equal about 1.5 meals.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:02
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Fund infrastructure that can withstand a fat person running
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Sep 11, 2023 04:06
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Bootcamp. No I don't mean a weightloss camp, that's gross and wrong. I mean forced military service.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:20
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I would ban Wizard Master.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:21
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Mandatory exercise time at 10 am. Doesn't matter what you are doing or where you are, you stop everything and do some pushups, sit-ups, and squats. Driving down the road? Everyone stops driving. Doing surgery? Patient can wait. Being operated on? As long as you're not under get to moving. In a gunfight? Everyone better stop shooting and exercisee. At the gym? Congratulations, you're doing a new set of exercises. Its enforced by Predator drones and remote snipers like loving Squid Games. This lasts for 10 minutes and everything goes back to normal afterwards.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:39
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limp_cheese posted:Its enforced by Predator /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71215431/Predator1987.0.jpg)
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Sep 11, 2023 04:41
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limp_cheese posted:Mandatory exercise time at 10 am. Doesn't matter what you are doing or where you are, you stop everything and do some pushups, sit-ups, and squats. Driving down the road? Everyone stops driving. Doing surgery? Patient can wait. Being operated on? As long as you're not under get to moving. In a gunfight? Everyone better stop shooting and exercisee. At the gym? Congratulations, you're doing a new set of exercises. This is is the kind of "Can Do" I want in my new administration!
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Sep 11, 2023 04:45
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limp_cheese posted:Mandatory exercise time at 10 am. Doesn't matter what you are doing or where you are, you stop everything and do some pushups, sit-ups, and squats. Driving down the road? Everyone stops driving. Doing surgery? Patient can wait. Being operated on? As long as you're not under get to moving. In a gunfight? Everyone better stop shooting and exercisee. At the gym? Congratulations, you're doing a new set of exercises. Techno music will be played through every speaker in the country during the 10 minutes.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:57
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Sophy Wackles posted:Techno music will be played through every speaker in the country during the 10 minutes. 80's Techno I hope
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Sep 11, 2023 04:59
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Install scales under the seats of cars and the car won't start if the driver or any passenger is heavier than 275 pounds. Professional athletes can get a waiver but it's very expensive
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Sep 11, 2023 05:03
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Sophy Wackles posted:Techno music will be played through every speaker in the country during the 10 minutes. You'll know its 10 am because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU will start playing. It will be so effective our enemies will learn playing this song during a battle will cause our soldiers to stop fighting and start exercising.
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Sep 11, 2023 05:10
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LanceHunter posted:It's absolutely insane how effective Wegovy is. I honestly worry that there is going to be a massive backlash once it is more available, because it is a very serious threat to the profit margins of the fast food and junk food industries. novo nordisk can prolly buy the entire fast food industry from their m&a piggybank, with some fair amount of leverage. pfizer definitely can. absolute lol that anyone except a bigger gorilla (tech major, oil major, bulge bracket bank) can take on pharma lobbyists
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Sep 11, 2023 05:18
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A "Reduction Process" wherein fat people are harvested for their fat. And by paying people to be fat the process pays for itself.
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Sep 11, 2023 05:22
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redshirt posted:A "Reduction Process" wherein fat people are harvested for their fat. And by paying people to be fat the process pays for itself. Who pays thousand dollars for a pound of American lard?
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Sep 11, 2023 06:09
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Not depressed enough. As so someone who obsesses far too long about my problems before reaching that state, I hate and love how much weight I can lose from sustained stress.
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Sep 11, 2023 12:15
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Force the entire country to become FORKLIFT CERTIFIED.
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Sep 11, 2023 12:51
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bob dobbs is dead posted:novo nordisk can prolly buy the entire fast food industry from their m&a piggybank, with some fair amount of leverage. pfizer definitely can. absolute lol that anyone except a bigger gorilla (tech major, oil major, bulge bracket bank) can take on pharma lobbyists I don't think it's going to be any kind of legal backlash, but a cultural one. Hell, ADM alone could have bought Whole Foods (and the entire organic food industry) with pocket change back in the day. But that industry still managed to build a bunch of bullshit fear around GMOs that is only now starting to subside.
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Sep 11, 2023 13:49
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Tax the rear end
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Sep 11, 2023 14:16
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Stink Billyums posted:obesity breaking 50% is bad for society, but should be good for the forums as fat jokes increasingly become a symbol of resistance against the oppressive rotund majority. Once obesity reaches 50% then fat people will no longer be an oppressed minority and shaming them for their antisocial externalities will be rightfully considered punching up, woke, and intersectional.
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Sep 11, 2023 15:01
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LanceHunter posted:It's absolutely insane how effective Wegovy is. I gotta eat me some more seaweed or get some other sources of iodine because I keep away from salt probably too much.
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Sep 12, 2023 21:18
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I'd necro my own thread on 9/11
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Sep 12, 2023 21:46
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:So I've heard but the side effects of causing thyroid cancer is a turn off because where I work already raises that chance. See, here we already have someone who has bought in to some disinformation. Semaglutides can pose a risk of aggravating one specific type of cancerous thyroid cell (for medullary thyroid carcinoma - which makes up less than 3% of all thyroid cancer cases). If you have a history of that specific type of thyroid cancer in your family you may want to avoid GLP-1 treatments (since about 25% of the cases of that type of cancer are hereditary). If you have or ever had medullary thyroid carcinoma then you definitely can't take them, even if it was successfully treated, since the drug could cause issues with any leftover cells. However, if you have an even-halfway competent endocrinologist they're going to check for that long before issuing a prescription. They'll also be checking your thyroid hormone levels while on the treatment as well so that if something does go wrong it can be dealt with quickly. I had thyroid cancer that was dealt with back in the mid-00s. It was papillary, though, so starting Wegovy wasn't an issue. And in all the time I've been taking it there haven't been any problems with my thyroid hormone levels or the return of any cancer markers. But yeah, this just proves my point. The fact that this one dangerous but very rare potential side effect is getting blown up as "Semaglutide causes thyroid cancer!" is just the beginning of the backlash we are going to see.
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Sep 12, 2023 22:13
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I heard smoking cigarettes or being a "Whole Foods bitch" helps
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Sep 12, 2023 22:31
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I heard smoking cigarettes or being a "Whole Foods bitch" helps In this economy?
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Sep 12, 2023 22:32
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Didn't they invent some medication for this recently? Are there still overweight people?
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Sep 12, 2023 22:36
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Simply have the CIA distribute meth.
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Sep 12, 2023 22:46
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GABA ghoul posted:Didn't they invent some medication for this recently? Are there still overweight people? You can tell when one has been around because ozembic shits stink like a dead animal
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Sep 12, 2023 22:48
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GABA ghoul posted:Didn't they invent some medication for this recently? Are there still overweight people? Ozempic is in severe short supply due the trend to use it for weight loss. Which is a shame because some Type 2 diabetics are prescribed it for their condition. To contribute: How about takeaway food vouchers for people who provide a note from their doctor documenting recent weight loss. But with a harsh 3,000 calories per order limit.
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Sep 12, 2023 22:53
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LanceHunter posted:See, here we already have someone who has bought in to some disinformation. Semaglutides can pose a risk of aggravating one specific type of cancerous thyroid cell (for medullary thyroid carcinoma - which makes up less than 3% of all thyroid cancer cases). What you said is more nuanced, and helpful so thanks
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Sep 13, 2023 01:06
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Micro Drone LASERS
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Sep 13, 2023 01:18
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Stop making new types of Oreos
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bob dobbs is dead posted:injections. wegovy, mounjaro. map is gonna be wrong if the pharma peeps have anything to say about it LanceHunter posted:It's absolutely insane how effective Wegovy is. I honestly worry that there is going to be a massive backlash once it is more available, because it is a very serious threat to the profit margins of the fast food and junk food industries. I started mounjaro a few months ago and it has been an absolute wonder drug. Was 255 when I started and am at 210 today and it's been just under 3 months. The weight loss has slowed a bit but it is still coming off. This was without any major lifestyle changes however I am starting to exercise again now. It also just made me feel much much better in general, like in the first week or two when I hadn't lost much weight at all so it was actually the medication and not losing 45lbs. I have experienced zero side effects. I also found a really cheap source so it's only costing me $115/month whereas walgreens initially wanted $2k+ for a month's supply. It utterly changed my relationship with food. I've lost weight in the past without too much trouble through diet and exercise, but this has just been a completely different experience in how I view and crave food. Interestingly, there is data starting to come out showing that it can actually lower cravings for lots of things and people are quitting things like smoking on it much easier. bob dobbs is dead posted:novo nordisk can prolly buy the entire fast food industry from their m&a piggybank, with some fair amount of leverage. pfizer definitely can. absolute lol that anyone except a bigger gorilla (tech major, oil major, bulge bracket bank) can take on pharma lobbyists Novo Nordisk has made so much money off this class of drugs that Denmark is considering taking it out of economic calculations because it accounted for almost all of their GDP growth. This is still with the drug not being all that widespread, as cost comes down and insurances start to cover this I expect a significant amount of the US population is going to get on these drugs. Provided we don't find out about some horrible long-term side effects in a couple of years I think this will have a real impact on obesity in America and a long term positive impact on general health. There's an even newer drug in this class currently being developed that is showing signs of being even better than mounjaro which is better in turn that ozempic. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/28/business/denmark-ozempic-wegovy.html quote:The company’s booming success now explains almost all of Denmark’s recent economic growth, and the surge in overseas sales in the drugs is prompting the Danish central bank to keep interest rates lower than it otherwise would, economists say. In the past few weeks, Novo Nordisk’s market value has exceeded the size of the Danish economy. Its soaring share price has made it the second-most valuable public company in Europe, after the luxury goods group LVMH.
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I bet everyone in the US could stand to take a nice poo poo, probably a bit backed up on the aggregate
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