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Knormal posted:Wait, is this why everyone keeps talking about Aaron Rogers lately? 
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rain dogs posted:I'm workin From home? Anyway, I think Derpies is on to something. I'm both a chronic masturbator and svelte. This can't be a coincidence.
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Nov 14, 2021 09:15
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constantly remind yourself and everyone around you aslong as you live in a society that forces people to prey on your vices nothing can be trusted. an obese eater gets magic 3d floating pizza deals sent to their email inbox, forlorns get anti-depressant/psychotics/sedatives offered to them by doctors who they've been led to believe their whole lives they can trust, perverts get weird sibbling/childlike/abusive pornograpy. you live on an island in a pig poo poo lagoon of a culture. you can only trust your body, and you better hope it's competent enough. only eat when hungry, and make sure your legs/trunk/upper body get a work out once a day. don't eat because someone told you you need 2000 calories, dont eat because its a set time period to eat, like dinner. specifically train yourself to not eat when nervous/excited/hedonistic, alot of people forget what hunger actually is, you must fast until you relearn it.
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Nov 14, 2021 09:17
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As previously mentioned, this is a problem that will solve itself eventually. Either people start dying at 30 because they’re too fat to live, or a massive wave of displaced economic and/or climate refugees will invade the country to eat the extremely calorie-dense populace.
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Nov 14, 2021 09:20
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With massive sin taxes on corn syrup and junk food, that’s how I’d do it. Enhealthen the population and make money that could be spent on other things like education at the same time. Yeah the government will never do this but that’s how I’d do it. Be like “yeah your product objectively makes people unhealthier and provides nothing, so we’re gonna tax the hell out of it.”
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Nov 14, 2021 09:28
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honestly i thought we were doing worse than the map in the OP, so keep it up america.Icochet posted:The medical establishment should officially endorse cake. Millions of people would stop eating cake and start ramming celery up their rear end or something
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Nov 14, 2021 09:39
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I will personally suck it all out of everyone’s bellies
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Nov 14, 2021 09:47
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Educate people that calories you drink are the same as calories you eat. Pretty sure that alone would go miles
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Nov 14, 2021 09:51
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great big cardboard tube posted:Educate people that calories you drink are the same as calories you eat. Pretty sure that alone would go miles People won’t care. People’s lives suck and they just do stuff that feels good, that’s why there’s such a heroin problem in this country. To actually change anything you have to make it harder to get stuff that actively kills people. Make eating healthy cheaper and more enjoyable than eating stuff that will shorten your lifespan. Edit: and some people are like “oooh, that’s government interfering with the free market or “oooh, nanny state!” But you know what, the US government already gives a poo poo-ton of corporate welfare to the corn producers who produce high fructose corn syrup, there’s an absolute loving ton of Ag subsidies in this country. That ship of government non-interference with the market has sailed. Sucrose fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 09:54
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I’d take everybody’s food and eat it all.
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Nov 14, 2021 09:55
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Have Obama record a “secretly filmed” conversation where he discusses a plan to take over America by making everyone fat.
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Nov 14, 2021 10:11
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Just turn off the internet and go outsiiiide. Fight a tree or something. I don't think obesity happens just because people are lazy and uneducated, though there's some of that at play too. A lot of people are just very depressed whether they realize it or not. Health services are out of reach for a lot of Americans and we just sit and watch or read depressing stuff all day. It's just easier to plop down and mow through a bag of chips and a pack of Oreos because everything else takes too much effort and poo poo you already had to drag yourself out of bed and go to work, what else can you do?
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Nov 14, 2021 10:22
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Sucrose posted:Snip I get that and I'm also very familiar with the meme of the fat person ordering a diet coke with their super size meal but I work retail and I'll just say I can really see the difference between the people buying water or another 0 calorie drink and those with the bottle of coke even if they both buy a bag of chips with it. That's without even going into alcohol where yeah... you can essentially be drinking a loaf of bread in a night and people just view it as recreation not diet.
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Nov 14, 2021 10:30
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Eeeeeuugggh Wizard Master
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Nov 14, 2021 10:40
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Tell everyone to suck a male camel's dick.
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Nov 14, 2021 11:21
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wesleywillis posted:Tell everyone to suck a male camel's dick. How many calories in the cum though that seems like it could be a lot
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Nov 14, 2021 11:45
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One thing I would do is put my hand on the shoulder of every obese person and say "Hey champ, stop being such a fat loving moron all the goddamn time, you idiot cock sucker" And then fly away
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Nov 14, 2021 11:47
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Increase taxes proportionally to caloric density for anything other than raw ingredients. Make a jar of nutella cost $50, and watch America's waistline shrink.
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Nov 14, 2021 12:10
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Just do 9/11 but about make it about weight loss instead of murdering Arabs that’s the last time I remember everyone agreeing about stuff
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Nov 14, 2021 12:32
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Dixville posted:How many calories in the cum though that seems like it could be a lot Hmmm good point. Maybe if they don't swallow. Or share or something.
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Nov 14, 2021 12:53
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i understand that structurally postin on gbs is nonseriouspostin op but the actual soln to this has already come out from medium-size pharma, novo nordisk put out a dealio called semaglutide. incretin mimic / glp1 agonist. whacks your weight by 15% (from 5% to 30%). once weekly autoinjection. originally the whole class was diabetes drugs but peeps kept on finding that peeps lost weight on it and the pharma corp said "poo poo, we want that" so they redid the studies to find out how much weight it loses you and here they are https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2032183 the problem is that the thing costs usd 1400 / mo and no insurance will cover it. but obesity medicines are never covered because they're like 5 bux amphetamines like phentermine or they boil your eyeballs like dnp. so rich peeps will get thin. you know the first step will be taken when reid hoffman, probably the fattest billionaire, mysteriously turns to a normal weight also now that pharma has a viable target they'll make a dozen copycats because everyone knows that a serious effective obesity drug that isnt an amphetamine and doesnt boil your eyeballs will prolly become the first trillion dollar drug bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 12:57
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People need to have a genuine and compelling reason not to be fat, because right now the negatives (-15% lifespan) don't outweigh the positives (+200% burrito consumption). Therefore I propose that everyone under 22.5 BMI gets to throw one rock at Wizard Master.
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Nov 14, 2021 12:57
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the pharma companies didnt have a good drug previously because they didnt have a good target previously. they tried leptin, NPY5, galanin, CB-1, D1 dopa, serotonin poo poo, etc etc before and didn't get a serious hit before they found GLP1 agonist will do the job. So it'll probably be a proper deluge by 2030 and we might have competition that dulls the price tag a bit. Or we might not, pharma is pharma https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/glp-1-and-obesity no behavioral modification at the state level has ever succeeded in making peeps less fat than before. japan is at a low level of fatness but that low level is a huge increase from levels at 1960 forex. things that have been effective was societal-level breakdown like venezuela in the last decade. no diet plan or plan of exercise works as well as glp1 agonists, by a margin of like 2 to 1 in liraglutide and a lot more in semaglutide. the modifications made to glp1 to make liraglutide and semaglutide have previously been almost exclusively to make them last longer in the body (because glp1 lasts like 10 minutes and you can't exactly inject poo poo every 10 minutes), not serious gain of efficacy apparently cost of goods sold for semaglutide is like 60% of that 1400/mo price. poo poo is not an easy synthesis bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 13:10
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druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggsssssss
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Sucrose posted:With massive sin taxes on corn syrup and junk food, that’s how I’d do it. Enhealthen the population and make money that could be spent on other things like education at the same time. Yeah the government will never do this but that’s how I’d do it. Be like “yeah your product objectively makes people unhealthier and provides nothing, so we’re gonna tax the hell out of it.” I was going to post something serious until I saw your username! A tax on HFCS might work in theory but I've noticed draconian taxes on tobacco and alcohol don't stop people from smoking or drinking.
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Nov 14, 2021 13:19
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Valko posted:noticed draconian taxes on tobacco and alcohol don't stop people from smoking or drinking. % of US adults that smoke is down to 14% from 21% (source). Of course it's a combination of taxes and laws that discourage smoking indoors.
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Nov 14, 2021 13:23
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free lobotomies for grown-rear end adults who won’t eat anything that isn’t beige
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Nov 14, 2021 13:25
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No amount of regressive bullshit tax is going to help people who got where they are because of the snowball effect of poverty and lack of mental health care access. I could solve this poo poo for myself in a few years if I had enough money to take care of all the stupid garbage drowning me, but lmao at the idea of managing to do anything but prolong the misery the way our health/work/disability laws and benefits work.
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Nov 14, 2021 13:37
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every socioeconomic group broken out separately has gotten appreciably fatter. billionaires to the destitute. every mental health group broken out separately, from the completely hale to the criminally institutionalized no food industry in any country has been successfully moderated in getting people fatter, up to and including north korea, where after years of (relative, lol) prosperity they are now making antiobesity cartoons and poo poo no public health intervention has ever succeeded in any way in a lasting manner to get peeps to be less fat. no examples.
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Nov 14, 2021 13:49
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I feel 10 pounds lighter after a proper milking
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Nov 14, 2021 13:57
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What you need is a poorly thought out land reform
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Nov 14, 2021 13:58
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bob dobbs is dead posted:every socioeconomic group broken out separately has gotten appreciably fatter. billionaires to the destitute. every mental health group broken out separately, from the completely hale to the criminally institutionalized Do you have a good paper/review on this?
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Nov 14, 2021 14:02
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the mental health data i know is proprietary but the complete failure of public health intervention is well known https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(11)60813-1/fulltext
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watch a snippet from the cartoon here https://twitter.com/ColinZwirko/status/1429259662759653376 before glp1 agonists, bariatric surgery was the only reliably effective way to whack obesity. and it does whack it, but you can't give 2 billion peeps a surgery whereas you can totally give them a drug. based upon the efficacy of increasingly smaller gastric surgery dealios, the ultimate cause is almost certainly endocrine and bariatric surgery is really an excision of the endocrine part of the gastric organs bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 14:05
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for real though our collective food culture is embarrassingly shallow and bankrupt and thats near-universal
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curlys gold posted:for real though our collective food culture is embarrassingly shallow and bankrupt and thats near-universal the deep and worthwhile food cultures like france and china are also gettin fat the other thing militating for endocrine causes and against dietary-and-exercise causes is hunter-gatherers, who are uniformly thin and vary ridiculously tremendously in diet and exercise. you might think a varied diet is it, but the !kung san before western contact ate 50% of their calories in mongongo nuts only and don't get fat. notably they also have a season where mongongo nuts are in insane abundance so they just also had a comparable-to-the-west sedentary lifestyle for that whole season. not fat. you might think it's the lack of processed sugars, but the hazda of tanzania get 15% of the calories in their diet from honey and don't get fat. the mbuti of the congo have a season where it's more like 80%. the kuna of panama get processed sugars from trade (but do not do industry and stay away from industrialized areas otherwise) and are still not fat. kitava in melanesia was 70% carbs and not fat before contact. on the fat side the hunting-and-gathering pre-western-contact inuit ate 50% of their calories from fat and were not fat. maasai peeps did not eat any carbs and also were not fat. it's something in civilization that makes you fat not the eating. bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 14:08
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Corn Syrup corn syrup corn syrup. That is 90% of the cause and the solution isn’t some weak rear end liberal “educate people on what’s unhealthy about it and expect them to make healthy choices.” bs that never works. Wanna know why corn syrup is in goddamn everything? And it is legit in every single American food product. 1: Corn subsidies are larger than all other crop subsidies combined. 2: The state refuses to set limits on how much corn syrup you can inject into every food product. So either stop making it so cheap to shovel corn syrup into everything through gargantuan subsidies, or better yet just outright limit putting it in food the same way we limit how much asbestos you can put in. Cut it off at the source and treat the cause not the symptom. Believe it or not most people will not even notice that what they’re shoveling into their mouth is no longer half corn syrup.
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Food regulation and public PUNISHMENT AND HUMILIATION for junk food execs. A Hussar class trained in a new type of athletic vr will administer.
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maybe they should go for a little jog… when they get home they can eat some carrots or lettuce
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galagazombie posted:Corn Syrup corn syrup corn syrup. That is 90% of the cause and the solution isn’t some weak rear end liberal “educate people on what’s unhealthy about it and expect them to make healthy choices.” bs that never works. Wanna know why corn syrup is in goddamn everything? And it is legit in every single American food product. the united kingdom consumes 0.38kg of hfcs per person per year as opposed to americans' 25 kg/person/year. similar ratios for normal corn syrup, the typical syrup there is golden syrup from sugarcane. yet they manage to be fat.
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