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I would still try and eat a novelty-sized pizza for a t-shirt from a midwestern bar don't get me wrong
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There was a stormy night in 1970 when a lunatic laughed lunatically and put a meatball on a pizza
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Nov 16, 2021 05:29
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bob dobbs is dead posted:bmi 24, previously 29 Calories in, calories out.
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Nov 16, 2021 05:30
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I saw an episode of My 600 Pound Lyfe where the doctor just cut out their stomach and that worked so lets get that guy working overtime I think all Muzak and call-waiting services should play sexy music so people are motivated to stay in shape and get laid All first plastic surgeries done for free, gotta pay for that second liposuction out of pocket I would make Being Attractive a positive so people were motivated to not be so goddamn ugly loving a If we had a professional sumo league in the USA then a few fat guys might start getting active. Alternatively if we already have one then it needs a little more publicity
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The food industry (like every private industry) requires constant growth. The obesity epidemic means the system is working as planned.
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Vampire Panties posted:Calories in, calories out. the laws of thermodynamics apply to your thermostat but good luck cooling down your house by cracking the windows when the thermostat is set to 110 f
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yuo may not loke it but this is what obesoty crisis looks like
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Significantly increase the level of fat shaming
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:I saw an episode of My 600 Pound Lyfe where the doctor just cut out their stomach and that worked so lets get that guy working overtime How about mandatory sumo Thunderdome after 300lbs. Once you defeat your weight in number of challengers you’re set free.
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just make less food. if theres not enough food people won’t get fat
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:just make less food. if theres not enough food people won’t get fat this one actually totally worked in venezuela and syria too bad that uhh it involved 1 million % inflation in one case and hundreds of thousands of dead in civil war in the other case
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:just make less food. if theres not enough food people won’t get fat Sorry but cutting food reduces pop growth, and we need to max our science per turn if we're going to get the Spaceship Victory before China or Russia. The sea is already rising we don't have time to switch victory goals.
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Its funny when fat people try to do something like normal people but then they FART instead!!!! 
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Nooner posted:Its funny when fat people try to do something like normal people but then they FART instead!!!! it’s true
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bob dobbs is dead posted:this one actually totally worked in venezuela and syria if terrorists sponsored by a foreign power take over most of our country maybe we can finally lose some of those pesky pounds
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You wouldn't believe the amount of weight I lost after I switched from mustard gas to chlorine
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the good part about being trapped in the al qaeda-controlled half of the city is that the government wont let any food in. Should have my beach body ready by the time summer rolls around
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 Maybe we can get more people to the gym if everything is automated
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My husky son lost 15 pounds after being conscripted by Daesh
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:My husky son lost 15 pounds after being conscripted by Daesh
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Did anyone see that Reddit post about the guy who deliberately became obese during covid as a sexual fetish
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Wizard Master posted:The current obesity projections for the U.S make for sobering reading - nearly half of all Americans have a BMI over 30 and this is only expected to increase. The expanding waistlines are getting harder to ignore - even the GBS selfie thread can make for grim viewing at times. Murder and eat them. You're welcome. Next problem. Come on, hurry up. I got a poo poo on deck and I'd like the world to be better by then.
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I think I've got a fix, y'all! https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/1460670230439464960?s=20
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Is this peloton good at killing children?
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LanceHunter posted:I think I've got a fix, y'all! Obesity crisis ended after new law replaces all cars with literal Fred Flintstone mobiles.
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I've always been on the smaller side of normal BMI. Like if I lost 10-15lbs I'd be considered underweight. I hate when bigger people (normally boomers) will tell me I'm too skinny and need to eat more. I feel like I'm going insane whenever it happens. I eat 2-3 meals a day. I eat the normal amount of food for an adult. I've always been a picky eater. I don't most cheese, especially cheap cheese. The texture is nasty to me. The type that is on cheap pizza, cheeseburgers, mac and cheese. I wonder if the amount of gross overly processed cheese someone eats has any correlation with weight. Also, the people who have milk with every meal. If we got soda that tasted as good as soda, but was as healthy as water that might help stop obesity.
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Secret knowledge from the 90s with Dr Rudi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss
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Meme Poker Party posted:Has anyone suggested placing treadmills in front of donuts hanging from strings??? This and replace all floors with threadmills.
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Put lead or uranium in food to make it heavy so that it falls out of your rear end before you can absorb the nutrients
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Send the OP in to eat up all the food in America so there is no more left dor the rest of the americans to eat and get all fat lol
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I would start by crucifying mark zuckerberg, upside down, on the steps of Bryant Park and then encourage people to exercise more
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Stephen King wrote a novel about this. We need roving bands of Romani to put curses on the obese to melt that flab away.
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