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Nov 14, 2021 23:00
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Merck's pills get EUA, they don't actually do poo poo and people still die from COVID, antivaxxers become anti-pill
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Nov 14, 2021 23:02
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market attempts to correct itself but this is fixed by printing several trillion dollars
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Nov 14, 2021 23:05
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there will be another giant gently caress off xmas tree in front of a tiny menorah despite the office being overwhelmingly jewish
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Nov 14, 2021 23:06
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Nothing. I'll get my penis sheared clean off in a freak forklift accident in front of all my coworkers but nothing newsworthy
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Nov 15, 2021 00:13
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The war on Christmas reaches new heights. Antifa super soldiers blast the phrase "happy holidays" over a PA, probably at the Macy's Christmas parade. Biden is revealed to be Muslim. Russian communists invade the north pole. A minor outbreak of covid in China reduces the production of plastic garbage by 2%.
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Nov 15, 2021 00:25
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democrats take another break without passing anything capping off the most progressive year of legislation ever
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Nov 15, 2021 00:27
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more covid for america
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Nov 15, 2021 00:32
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Santa real
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Nov 15, 2021 00:35
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roni
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Nov 15, 2021 00:36
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yellowcar posted:more covid for america
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Nov 15, 2021 00:36
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death
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Nov 15, 2021 00:36
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+2 maga terrorism incidents
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Nov 15, 2021 00:39
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nfts get weirder
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Nov 15, 2021 00:41
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Spending a delightful Christmas season with loved ones I keep close to my heart 
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Nov 15, 2021 00:42
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Christmas 🎅🏼
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Nov 15, 2021 02:56
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the revolution begins
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Nov 15, 2021 02:57
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Chasten leaves Pete and demands full custody of the kids.
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Nov 15, 2021 03:11
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major winter storm results in bad things
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Nov 15, 2021 03:15
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A Bakers Cousin posted:major winter storm results in bad things major winter storm destroys the supply chain even further shortly before christmas
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Nov 15, 2021 03:22
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Im saving my winter storm fucks up Texas and Bitcoin prediction for February.
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Nov 15, 2021 04:09
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thanks for making another prediction thread, these are always fun my prediction: elon once again tries to get involved in a breaking news story that's unrelated to him. my guess is that supply chain woes for christmas gifts reach a fever pitch and elon declares that he'll swoop in and fix container shipping by building mechas to offload containers from ships
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Nov 15, 2021 05:45
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Joe Biden is going to accidentally say that he's cancelling Christmas and it'll become a huge gaffe while we officially pass 1M dead of covid and that'll go unacknowledged.
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Nov 15, 2021 05:46
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Aglet56 posted:thanks for making another prediction thread, these are always fun nah he's going to suggest loading them onto his cargo rocket and shoot stuff to the other side of the planet. he's going to put two weeks of effort into it and then give up.
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Nov 15, 2021 10:02
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lowtax gets resurrected
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Nov 15, 2021 10:31
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a kiss under the mistletoe for yours truly 😳
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Nov 15, 2021 11:04
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SorePotato posted:Nothing. I'll get my penis sheared clean off in a freak forklift accident in front of all my coworkers but nothing newsworthy
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Nov 15, 2021 13:48
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The democrats are going to get buttfucked in the rear end
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Nov 15, 2021 13:49
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president poopy pants will fill his trousers at a public event
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Nov 15, 2021 13:59
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mcrib continues
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Nov 15, 2021 14:02
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Taking the easy one and guessing another irish joe shidding and farding doo doo pants situation
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Nov 15, 2021 14:22
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the queen dies
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Nov 15, 2021 14:36
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Boris is gonna get sacked over the Paterson stuff and assorted sleaze, they'll put Gove in as his replacement, we'll have another Christmas election. Conservatives win in a record breaking landslide
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Nov 15, 2021 14:42
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Jabberlock posted:nah he's going to suggest loading them onto his cargo rocket and shoot stuff to the other side of the planet. he's going to put two weeks of effort into it and then give up. a hyperloop linking a container port and an amazon warehouse
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Nov 15, 2021 14:45
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skipmyseashells posted:the queen dies You've stitched yourself up here because it will happen in December but they won't announce it til next year. Christmas message has already been recorded
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Nov 15, 2021 14:46
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Christmas cements Americas track to one million COVID deaths, probably some kind of mass shooting or vehicle attack at some busy shopping mall or store by a right winger who gets upset masks are required to get in. Pretty bog standard poo poo, really
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Nov 15, 2021 14:48
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SorePotato posted:Nothing. I'll get my penis sheared clean off in a freak forklift accident in front of all my coworkers but nothing newsworthy there isnt a forklift in the world strong enough to do that without burning out the engine
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Nov 15, 2021 14:52
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the sex ghost posted:You've stitched yourself up here because it will happen in December but they won't announce it til next year. Christmas message has already been recorded for the Queen so loved her people, that she spoke unto them, from beyond the grave
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Nov 15, 2021 14:54
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vyelkin posted:for the Queen so loved her people, that she spoke unto them, from beyond the grave The queen will be the first warning, the canary in the mine, that something has gone horribly wrong when she is declared legally dead but continues living. Only then will we realize, to our collective growing horror, the rich ruling class has grown so fat on the human suffering they cause the world over theyve achieved some form of unholy eternal life
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