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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Christmas 🎅🏼

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

A Bakers Cousin posted:

major winter storm results in bad things

major winter storm destroys the supply chain even further shortly before christmas

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jabberlock posted:

nah he's going to suggest loading them onto his cargo rocket and shoot stuff to the other side of the planet. he's going to put two weeks of effort into it and then give up.

a hyperloop linking a container port and an amazon warehouse

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

the sex ghost posted:

You've stitched yourself up here because it will happen in December but they won't announce it til next year. Christmas message has already been recorded

for the Queen so loved her people, that she spoke unto them, from beyond the grave

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Dr. VooDoo posted:

The queen will be the first warning, the canary in the mine, when she is declared legally dead but continues living. Only then will we realize, to our collective growing horror, the rich ruling class has grown so fat on the human suffering they cause the world over they’ve achieved some form of unholy eternal life

at first we thought the continuing deceased Queen messages were deepfakes, or prerecorded messages, or some kind of hologram like Tupac at Coachella. It was only years later, when they never stopped coming, when Charles had been and gone and they didn't bother making any videos of him, when the Queen continued to comment on current affairs long after King George VII had taken the throne, that the horrible truth really sank in

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