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I still remember the day Rich Kyanka died like it was yesterday. Me and my friend Paul were making fun of the spanish kids with velcro shoes in 7th grade shop class and next thing I know the loudspeaker goes off and has the guidance counselor on ittelling me to report to the office, I go in and my uncle Darrell who I havent seen since I was a toddler was standing there with this look of emptiness and poo poo. "Get in the car dude," he said and I am thinking the worst has happened. Well I ask what was wrong and he just looked at me and said, "Lowtax died," and I asked him who the gently caress that was. He took out a tablet and logged on to Something Awful, turned dark mode on, and passed me a joint even though he knew I never smoked before. We took off and read the front page articles all the way thru, we were both stoned silent the whole time and my mind was completelyblown. "That mangosteen salesman is dead now man," and from there on out I have just had this insane outlook on life. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Stato-Masochist fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Nov 19, 2021 |
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