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I am going to try and make a little coffin for screamy
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good night sweet fish
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Nov 15, 2021 15:39
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rub the cloaca sometimes that works
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Nov 15, 2021 15:44
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Moola posted:I am going to try and make a little coffin for screamy  the coffin screamy
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Nov 15, 2021 16:14
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Moola posted:I am going to try and make a little coffin for screamy make it look like an aquarium
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Nov 15, 2021 16:50
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get one of those clear resin kits from a crafts store and put Screamy into an eternal "ice" block to prevent predators from digging Screamy up and desecrating their corpse.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:55
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funeral home DJ posted:get one of those clear resin kits from a crafts store and put Screamy into an eternal "ice" block to prevent predators from digging Screamy up and desecrating their corpse. do this except make it a 6 foot tall obelisk and put it in your yard
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Nov 15, 2021 17:08
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funeral home DJ posted:get one of those clear resin kits from a crafts store and put Screamy into an eternal "ice" block to prevent predators from digging Screamy up and desecrating their corpse. Fill him up with air first using a bike pump, to give him that "alive" look.
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Nov 15, 2021 17:09
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Put the fish in lucite and decorate your tank with it.
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Nov 15, 2021 17:15
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Moola posted:I am going to try and make a little coffin for screamy Don't go teasing me with promises you won't keep
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Nov 15, 2021 17:58
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this is what lowtax would want, that people would care more about a weird frozen fish being buried than his own stupid funeral
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Nov 15, 2021 18:03
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Make him hide in the drawer and never tell what happened afterwards ….wait….
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Nov 15, 2021 18:06
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Beet Wagon posted:do this except make it a 6 foot tall obelisk and put it in your yard THIS IS A PLACE OF HONOR. A HIGHLY-ESTEEMED FISH IS COMMEMORATED HERE. SCREAMY IS VALUED HERE. RandolphCarter posted:Put the fish in lucite and decorate your tank with it. oh man a little Tomb of Lenin in your aquarium
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Nov 15, 2021 19:13
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Press F for fish
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Nov 15, 2021 19:16
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Moola posted:I am going to try and make a little coffin for screamy You're gonna need a coffin for your butt if you don't put this got dang fish to rest!
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Nov 15, 2021 19:31
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:oh man a little Tomb of Lenin in your aquarium 
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Nov 15, 2021 19:53
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I would like to see a flag at half mast in your front yard as a part of the ceremony. I am thinking a nice fish flag that can be lowered. https://www.usflags.com/fish-flag-striped-bass-design.html
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Nov 15, 2021 19:58
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When I was 10 or 11 I had 3 goldfish that we had absolutely no idea how to take care of. My grandma got them for her tiny little fountain pond and when winter came my mom put up a 30 gallon tank and plopped them in. No cycling, no research. I think they were 10 cent feeder comets. Predictably, they died. But I loved those fish. Their names were Flash, Razzle and Dazzle. When they kicked the bucket one by one, I buried them in my Yugioh card tins. Embarrassingly, I was a big huge dork about ancient Egypt and wrapped them in little scraps of cloth and put some of their food in the tins so they could have a meal in the afterlife. I wonder what they would look like if I dug them up today. But I'm not going to cuz that's gross and probably smells like...well...rotting fish. What I'm trying to say is respect the fish and bury it
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Nov 15, 2021 20:01
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funeral home DJ posted:get one of those clear resin kits from a crafts store and put Screamy into an eternal "ice" block to prevent predators from digging Screamy up and desecrating their corpse. how much for your services as a DJ? for the... service
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Nov 15, 2021 20:16
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Why was Screamy the Fish permabanned? Unban Screamy what are the mods hiding
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Nov 15, 2021 20:42
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Why was Screamy the Fish permabanned? He
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Nov 15, 2021 20:48
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Looks like it was a classic case of a snake in fish's clothing.
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Nov 15, 2021 20:48
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Everett False posted:Looks like it was a classic case of a snake in fish's clothing. snake? snake!? sn ke!
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Nov 15, 2021 20:50
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1. Free Screamy 2. Unthaw it 3. ??? 4: Bury it
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Treecko posted:When I was 10 or 11 I had 3 goldfish that we had absolutely no idea how to take care of. My grandma got them for her tiny little fountain pond and when winter came my mom put up a 30 gallon tank and plopped them in. No cycling, no research. I think they were 10 cent feeder comets. If they've been down that for that long I doubt there's much left to be rotting fish. You know assuming you buried them deep enough that some critter didn't dig them up for dinner.
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FoolyCharged posted:If they've been down that for that long I doubt there's much left to be rotting fish. You know assuming you buried them deep enough that some critter didn't dig them up for dinner. I can only talk about a seawater tank with a proper ground crew (worms, snails, crabs and stuff) and the few (I think like five?) fish that died inside my tank within the last ten years usually existed for less then a night in their no-longer-alive state. It's a pretty good ecosystem in that regard. It's especially interesting because stuff like the cleaning shrimp (Lysmata amboinensis) - which usually form a couple and live in a cave two by two - start eating the other one as soon as they show a single sign of no longer beeing able to be a proper cleaning shrimp. It's those moments when you are kinda glad we managed to leave the oceans a long time ago....
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Nov 15, 2021 21:20
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sebmojo posted:He She*
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Nov 15, 2021 21:47
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Zil posted:She* yep soz
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Nov 15, 2021 21:52
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when I was a wee boy I called my pet goldfish Lemon Curd cos I loved lemon curd sandwiches.
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Nov 15, 2021 21:54
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Imagine stealing a dead fish's account, that's pretty low.
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Nov 15, 2021 21:56
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its even worse because Screamy hated identity fraud
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Nov 15, 2021 21:58
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Nov 15, 2021 22:10
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sebmojo posted:yep soz No problem, just didn't want to give her another reason to create an account.
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Nov 15, 2021 22:13
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Screamy must remain frozen until they discover the cure for "randomly dying because goldfish". Then he can be revived and enjoy the wonders of the far future.
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Nov 15, 2021 22:16
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Powered Descent posted:Screamy must remain frozen until they discover the cure for "randomly dying because goldfish". Then he can be revived and enjoy the wonders of the far future. Is Screamy more “Demolition Man” sort of frozen or more “Encino Man” frozen at that point?
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pubs with signs like this outside their door have the best beer and fish & chips
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