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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


hard counter posted:

pubs with signs like this outside their door have the best beer and fish & chips

I'd have a fish supper and pint from The Royal Screamy Arms

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm a little concerned that Screamy is going to gather enough power in his frozen fortress of solitude to start giving Moola commands like "Time to cleanse the city!"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

What if it’s already too late?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






this whips rear end

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

And here I thought I'd never get another tattoo...

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:sbahj:

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Moola, have you buried the fish?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


(bury me moola)>:screamy:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i have euthanized a fish before in a tupperware full of water in the freezer before too but i left it there overnight and then had the very unique experience of burying a fish in a block of ice in the garden bed. the jasmine plant now thrives. i believe in you moola in giving back to nature

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Rhino these fishy friends left the world naturally, the word euthanized has some very dark connotations

Rhino your Jasmine thrives on murder. You murdered your fish, Rhino

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The fish had dropsy and the only cure was death.

The scent of the jasmine flower carries strong connotation in South east Asian folklore as a premonition of hauntings. Hence, my dearly departed fish Koya swims in the ethereal aroma in my garden, free from the shackles of liquid.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm a little concerned that Screamy is going to gather enough power in his frozen fortress of solitude to start giving Moola commands like "Time to cleanse the city!"

Use Scream with the voice, Screamy!

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Thread tally

1 euthanized fish inhabiting a jasmine
1 buried fish with all rites observed
1 Screamy, STA:screamy:TUS UNKNOWN

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


moola you son of a bitch,

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Literally A Person posted:

And here I thought I'd never get another tattoo...

:same:

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

I was thinking it was a travesty they closed the Screamy/Lowtax thread before we could get an update, thankfully you guys are on it

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I am putting my account on the line


:toxx: me if Screamy is not buried by the end of Sunday

Moola Screamy and I now are intertwined by fate

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Mmmh. After over six months it can wait till Monday if we're being honest.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Songbearer posted:

I am putting my account on the line


:toxx: me if Screamy is not buried by the end of Sunday

Moola Screamy and I now are intertwined by fate

SO LET IT BE MOTE

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

drat, I wish I had a way to make this a vinyl appliqué because this absolutely rules.

Moola, Das Boo has already given you a rad memorial for Screamy, note it’s your turn: please bury Screamy.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

We shouldn't pressure Moola into the burial of Screamy.

We don't know anything about the emotional attachment, and how much the frozen Screamy means to Moola.

e: we also know nothing about the frozen harddrive. Who knows if there is a connection.

tuo fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Nov 16, 2021

haggisforthesoul
Feb 2, 2006
Soiled Meat
Is Screamy back in the freezer or rotting in the refrigerator right now? Tragic either way.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hoping someone else's fish dies soon so we have new drama after Screamy is buried.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Songbearer posted:

:toxx: me if Screamy is not buried by the end of Sunday

:screamy: gently caress. I can't believe you've done this

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?



:screamy:

TLM3101
Sep 8, 2010




This is amazing and I love it.

Now for the sake of all things holy, Moola, bury the fish. I beseech you, in the bowels of christ, free Screamy from his icy limbo, and let him finally rest.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I will Bury him on Sunday as that gives his relatives time to travel down for the service

I really love all the art in this thread BTW

Screamy would have loved it too

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.


Stickers when?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

corgski posted:

Stickers when?

Get the tattoo, Moola.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


:screamy::screamy::screamy:

Amazing monster! that, for aught I know,
With the first sight of thee didst make our race
For ever stare! O flat and shocking face,
Grimly divided from the breast below!
Thou that on dry land horribly dost go
With a split body and most ridiculous pace,
Prong after prong, disgracer of all grace,
Long-useless-finned, haired, upright, unwet, slow!

O breather of unbreathable, sword-sharp air,
How canst exist? How bear thyself, thou dry
And dreary sloth? What particle canst share
Of the only blessed life, the watery?
I sometimes see of ye an actual pair
Go by! linked fin by fin! most odiously.

*bagpipes start playing*

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://www.hasscreamybeenburiedyet.com/

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

:lol:

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

:screamy:

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




when i started my first job out of college i was passed on the 'intern fish' which was a 2 year old betta fish that was clearly at the end of its life. it slowly got slower and slower until i came back over the weekend to see it floating. we made a gravestone for it on the laser cutter out of acrylic. that is the LEAST you could do for screamy!!!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

:lmao:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Hello new tattoo idea

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Imagine getting that tattoo and someone asking the story behind it 20 years later

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


FoolyCharged posted:

Imagine getting that tattoo and someone asking the story behind it 20 years later

"It was a dark and stormy thread..."

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