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*shows TikTok to anyone I can catch* See this kid invested in Dogecoin and look how much he made! Everyone needs to start investing. Grandma I know you're leaving me money, how about I get it now? I can start investing on these apps, it's just like the stock market! We can't lose! Seriously though the day off work has been great. Hid in a cabin in the woods and people brought food as they trickled back home. Haven't had to cook a single thing.
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Nov 26, 2021 10:50
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I think this has been my favorite gag thread in years lol
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EorayMel posted:My uncle lived on a HUGE farm in Kentucky. He HAD lots of cattle. He also like to drink. He also worked in construction not really a side job he did more construction and kept cows for food. Your family sounds cool AF. They interested in adopting?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. I don't get the reference. Or is this just to start an argument about how they can or something, since they do. E: oh you meant you threw the cooked turkey or whatever. Dumb. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Nov 26, 2021 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHiBhzdBCjg It’s from WKRP in Cincinnati. I got the reference 
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Nov 26, 2021 13:54
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Gotta be honest, I thought it was a Simpsons reference. Feels like something Krusty would say.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Gotta be honest, I thought it was a Simpsons reference. Feels like something Krusty would say. Peggy Hill would say this too
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You Are A Elf posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHiBhzdBCjg Same. Hey, anyone go out and kill a tree yet, in the spirit of Christmas?
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Nov 26, 2021 15:48
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Christ Thanksgiving was YESTERDAY. can you give it a week or two
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Nov 26, 2021 15:53
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Ghost Leviathan posted:With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Way back when my wife and I first started dating we once saw a wild turkey chilling in a tree higher up than the balcony of her 3rd floor apartment. There was a pissed off squirrel dancing around it and everything. "Dumb flightless bird! Get the outa my tree!" Turkey didn't give a gently caress.
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Nov 26, 2021 16:14
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sudonim posted:Way back when my wife and I first started dating we once saw a wild turkey chilling in a tree higher up than the balcony of her 3rd floor apartment. Where I live there are dozens of them and they roost high up in trees every night or get up there if they're sufficiently bothered. Constantly leaving ladders and grappling hooks all over since they can't fly it's very rude.
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Nov 26, 2021 16:17
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My Friendsgiving actually went really well, and people even cooked a lot of creative experiment-like recipes together while boozin' it up and smokin' weed so I am kind of surprised but thankful I guess. Just a chill day.
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Nov 26, 2021 16:56
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I slipped PCP in one of your drinks but I won't tell you which one 'It was all of them
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Nov 26, 2021 17:25
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This thread should be changed to ITT:We ruin Christmas
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Nov 26, 2021 17:27
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A Festivus Miracle posted:This thread should be changed to ITT:We ruin Christmas Drive a car through a parade
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Nov 26, 2021 17:28
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The Alchemist posted:Drive a car through a parade eh
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A Festivus Miracle posted:This thread should be changed to ITT:We ruin Christmas Okayssssshhhoo (okay so) you know how Santa gives toys to everyone? Turns out they were stolen from the future and this is the first year he traveled to way back in the day. This year Santa will be taking your toys! Everyone have a gun to defend from Santa.
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Nov 26, 2021 17:52
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A Festivus Miracle posted:This thread should be changed to ITT:We ruin Christmas It could just cycle through every holiday. I've got big plans to ruin Arbor Day.
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The Alchemist posted:Drive a car through a parade That's called a float
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Nov 26, 2021 23:42
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Nov 26, 2021 23:46
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The Alchemist posted:who has a software on their grill Grill-as-a-Service let's you pay only when you need to!
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The Alchemist posted:who has a software on their grill
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rumor has it that the latest grill software update has a cryptocoin miner embedded in it, so mentally add another hundred and seventy degrees to what you’re inputting to get roughly the real temperature inside also, be prepared for several-hour stretches of what is termed “spontaneous independent grill events” SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Nov 27, 2021 |
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Pricing algorhitm adjusts The Total Cost of Grilling (c) during demand peaks and hours.
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Nov 27, 2021 00:05
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I mean, I guess this means we are a a few years away from, "Alexa. Smoke a 5lb ham"
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Nov 27, 2021 00:17
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363 days to scheme how to ruin thanksgiving 2022 
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Nov 27, 2021 00:20
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First of all, I need you all to just sign these waivers real quick. Allright, great,and so it begins
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Nov 27, 2021 00:30
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Okay I'm coming over Thursday for the dinner. You know, the dinner. Thanksgiving? Last week? What? Is this a prank?
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Nov 27, 2021 00:57
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The Alchemist posted:who has a software on their grill Idiots who aren’t allowed in the suburban dad club
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anal sex e: wrong thread
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Nov 27, 2021 07:37
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99% chance this wasn't so much "software update being pushed out on Thanksgiving" as it was "software update being downloaded the first time the grill was turned on since last Thanksgiving"
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Nov 27, 2021 16:53
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Why would a grill need software? Or a wifi connection for that matter
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Posting from the grill
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would a grill need software? Or a wifi connection for that matter Because a "smart grill" can be sold at a thousand dollar markup against a grill that works. Same with smart fridges, smart ovens, and smart televisions. Once how much computers and tech companies suck penetrates society's consciousness, this poo poo will go away.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would a grill need software? Or a wifi connection for that matter So we can have a chip shortage and 40k dealer markups on new cars that also don't really need chips, duh.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would a grill need software? Or a wifi connection for that matter For temperature monitoring is the only useful thing I can think of. But you can easily buy a wifi thermometer for $80 or do like I did and rig up a spare raspberry pi 3 for extra Dad Points. ikanreed posted:Because a "smart grill" can be sold at a thousand dollar markup against a grill that works. There are smart furnaces now. Imagine your furnace getting bricked by a software update.
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Gentlemen, dicks on the table, ladies, do us the honor of measuring. Everything gets settled tonight. GRANDPA BROKE THE TABLE X JAKK fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 27, 2021 |
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