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Your room/housemate has decided that they are going to be the next popular video game streamer. In this thread, we document the ups and downs of this hypothetical living situation. Them:"Hey, can you cover my half of rent this month, I need to buy a $1000 mic cable for my stream." They just quit their job since they "wont need it" in a month". *Common area is packed with boxes of custom-branded merchandise* *Odor of a dozen bags of half-eaten McDonalds eliminates from their room* One week in: "I'm not getting enough views, I'm going to rebrand!" *Orders art and tons of new merch for rebranding.*
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"I've got it, my handle will be Spandex Bonerlord"
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Nov 22, 2021 18:56
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"nazilover88killthejews thank you for the sub!"
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Nov 22, 2021 18:59
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Yeah I’m not gonna be renewing my lease dude, sorry. Actually I’m moving out tomorrow.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:01
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At least they have an excuse OP, what is yours?
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Nov 22, 2021 19:47
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aw gently caress. i can't believe you've done this.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:57
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"Bill, you know I appreciate you, but college was ten years ago. I don't want us to be roommates any more. We're in our thirties now, and I was kind of hoping to start a fami--" "No, with a woman." "Look, just move out of the house, OK?" "No, we're not settling this in Super Smash Brothers."
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Nov 22, 2021 20:03
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Good luck with your career, dude. I know you will succeed, you've got this. And let me know if I'm being too loud while you're streaming, don't hold back. You've always been respectful of my wishes, and I will do my best to return the favor.
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Nov 22, 2021 20:34
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hey man if you are gonna play counter-strike you might want to remove your twich address from your name so the other team doesnt constantly know where you are camping
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Nov 22, 2021 20:47
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Just because you stopped enjoying playing video games 5 years ago doesn't mean streaming them is going to make them fun again.
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Nov 22, 2021 20:53
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please stop screaming at the other dota players im tyring to sleep 
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Nov 22, 2021 20:55
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Police burst into a ramshackle apartment, the scent of Monster hanging thickly in the air. As their flashlights dart about, they only catch glimpses: Chip powder raked across an overturned couch like orange ghosts. Keyboard keys peppered carelessly onto scuffed tile and a cheap IKEA rug. An upright IPA. Then... Red. The flashlights converge on a swatch of once white wall, jittering. Livid. They spill over endless scrawl, a diseased mind laid bare on arrested canvas. LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE LIKE AND SUCBSRIBE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE Somewhere, softly, etherially, the chiming of a bell echoes against a pregnant darkness.
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Nov 22, 2021 20:57
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I give it a week until they start an onlyfans
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Nov 22, 2021 21:06
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Yeah, sure, I'll follow you. Here, I'll make a couple extra accounts and follow you on those too.
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Nov 22, 2021 21:10
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what's your roommate's channel op?
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Nov 22, 2021 21:11
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I think the best move it to make blowjob sucking noises into the mic for hours on end.
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Nov 22, 2021 21:11
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givepatajob posted:I think the best move it to make blowjob sucking noises into the mic for hours on end. This is called ASMR.
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Nov 22, 2021 21:12
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dude can you turn down the RGB you are freaking out the cat
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Nov 22, 2021 21:14
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Das Boo posted:Police burst into a ramshackle apartment, the scent of Monster hanging thickly in the air. What kind of monster?
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Nov 22, 2021 21:28
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*poisons all their food and beverages
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Nov 22, 2021 21:33
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hey listen, could you put some clothes on?
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Nov 22, 2021 21:34
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*can't suffer them to live long enough to wait for them to eat or drink something so I just beat them to death
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Nov 22, 2021 21:36
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Meme Poker Party posted:What kind of monster? I dunno, probably something pretty booby.
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Nov 22, 2021 21:37
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*sound of mechanical keyboard at 3 am gets us evicted*
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Nov 22, 2021 22:52
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I love to play video games and yell the n-word for all my subscribers.
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Nov 22, 2021 23:22
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So... we loving or what?
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Nov 22, 2021 23:29
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> go north
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Nov 22, 2021 23:30
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Das Boo posted:I dunno, probably something pretty booby. You know there is a decent amount of activity on twitch besides just video games. A streamer roommate could totally be someone who just draws anime booba all
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Nov 22, 2021 23:33
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Sorry, yeah, I'll stop watching Netflix so it doesn't eat up all the bandwidth. I know it's a job for you, I'm taking you serious. I guess I'll go read a book or something, I've got the morning shift at the restaurant anyway.
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Nov 22, 2021 23:34
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*spanks child on stream* CANCELLED
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Nov 22, 2021 23:38
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she's a hot goth titty streamer and she spends lots of her money on me and takes care of the rent and stuff. and also we bone down
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Nov 22, 2021 23:45
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:she's a hot goth titty streamer and she spends lots of her money on me and takes care of the rent and stuff. drat that's pretty cool I'm jealous.
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Nov 23, 2021 00:08
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:she's a hot goth titty streamer and she spends lots of her money on me and takes care of the rent and stuff. Regards to your mom.
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Nov 23, 2021 00:12
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Hey I know that you think a "sponsorship" from Raid: Shadow Legends is a "big break," but I would personally wait until an actu... Okay, you didn't need to throw that custom Madcatz fightstick at me. I'm tryna look out for you.
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Nov 23, 2021 00:19
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Hey can you get me some free game keys? Hey can you get me some free game keys? Hey can you get me some free game keys? Hey can you get me some free game keys? Hey can you get me some free game keys?
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Nov 23, 2021 04:51
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Meme Poker Party posted:You know there is a decent amount of activity on twitch besides just video games. A streamer roommate could totally be someone who just draws anime booba all It's me. I'm the roommate.
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Nov 23, 2021 05:24
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Das Boo posted:It's me. I'd room with you, Das Boo. Then we could have a Konosuba season 3 watch party!!!
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Nov 23, 2021 05:52
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Meme Poker Party posted:I'd room with you, Das Boo. Then we could have a Konosuba season 3 watch party!!! YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!
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Nov 23, 2021 06:01
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What's that? I get the kitchen and bathroom to myself? Sweet. This almost makes up for the scent soon to be rolling out from under your door.
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BigBadSteve posted:Regards to your mom. lol
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