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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Who are we?


SPENGOR
Warrior Crab/ Slug hybrid
resistance to forced movement
Awkward Gait
Exert Size



SKUNDO
Cabybara/ Squid hybrid
Knows it's way around The Coves
Specific Diet
Eye Poke


[b]13+13AB/b]
True AI agreement +100
Scrap is LIFE
Human Neutrality reduced to Wary of Player



<Fido The Trickster God>
Can only Manifest after a possessed body dies
Manifestation Will Always Result in a Rage Scenario



(???)
???
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???

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May 23, 2009

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choose a character!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Uhh.... Spengor? He seems... sword... hand-ish.

Fleshwit
Apr 25, 2011
SPENGOR

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I wanna be the can of farts: 13+13AB

BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
Fido. Gotta be Fido. A good boy.

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
???

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Spengor is good, but SKUNDO speaks to me on a primal level.

Perhaps the only level they can

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Spengo clearly, crab supremacy

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Fido is the only one.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


[monster truck announcer voice]SKUNDO! SKUNDO! SKUNDO![/monster truck announcer voice]

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May 23, 2009

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So that is

SPENGOR : 3
SKUNDO : 2
<FIDO> : 2
??? : 2
13+13AB : 1

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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I'll leave it till I get off work then we'll continue with whomever or whatever gets the most votes

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
They're all interesting in their own way but Skundo is my main... squid.

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep
Fido looks like a good boy, but I've gotta go for SPENGOR.

Just, SPENGOR. 'Nuff said.

MetaMeme
Apr 30, 2017

You may boorishly refer to it as "Pickpocketing", but I prefer "Urban Foraging".
gotta go for SKUNDO here, no other option really

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Fido. Because he's a pup.

Arzaac
Jan 2, 2020


Skundo has the best name by far so I gotta vote for that

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May 23, 2009

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Arzaac posted:

Skundo has the best name by far so I gotta vote for that

It also had a little party hat that definitely wasn't originally drawn as a horn

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Go LEFT

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May 23, 2009

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So I got off work early and the concensus seems to be that we are SKUNDO

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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The air is still and you enjoy that
☆comfort



You are standing a top a wet stone chunk jutting up from a small pool. The water stinks but life continues to grow in some, however desperate, way.

Again you don't know where you are. You're not really sure you ever did. You certainly don't know now but it doesn't seem particularly pressing. At the least you take a quick look at your surroundings.



In the sky the Ashen Three consume the color and light surrounding them. A smooth perfectly white stone hangs low in a hollow attempt to serve as the moon. It never moves or at least you haven't seen it move yet. But who stares at The moon any more?
A truly astounding tower rises from the distance and disappears into the smokey sky. A low hum emanates from its distance every few minutes or so. Almost as confusing in existence are three absurdly pointed mountains. They appear on closer scrutiny to be one single(?) mountain that was separated or perhaps even sculpted to what is presently observable. The original height fills you with dread.

In front of you is the loose shrub covered beach you awoke? came to? ...gained consciousness? on. It appears to continue along other small uniformly placed shallow pools of similarly tepid sewage.

You look behind and see some sort of machine. Tarnished and scuffed metal is its body and the many colored wires and circuitry torn from it are its guts. It leans close to some drainage pipes regurgitating foul liquid into the water.

A small honk uttered from yourself. Your first <words> and your first decision to do something.

At least it feels like it is?

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Nov 24, 2021

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Check the mail. I may already be a winner!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Scream.

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May 23, 2009

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MetaMeme
Apr 30, 2017

You may boorishly refer to it as "Pickpocketing", but I prefer "Urban Foraging".
Punch Bird.

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May 23, 2009

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Sanguinia posted:

Check the mail. I may already be a winner!

you begin to make your way towards the mailbox. Unsure as to why there is one here or that you even know that it is a mailbox doesn't slow your conclusion that it should be checked. After all. You could be a <WINNER>
however...

MetaMeme posted:

Punch Bird.

Something tells you that this foul creature must be punished for it's Slod Given talent of natural and beautiful flight



You harpoon it in the center mass dropping it into the swamp. The bird bobs its dead essence towards you and you retrieve your leg segment. Future use of that ability should probably be used judiciously lest you become immobile.

You approach the mailbox.

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Now what?

BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
Pick up the mailbox. A portable friend.

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep
Greet our new portable friend

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BraveLittleToaster posted:

Pick up the mailbox. A portable friend.

you look at the mailbox. Despite the loose sand and less than ideal placement you cannot remove it from it's position.


Odd Wilson posted:

Greet our new portable friend



You again approach the mailbox and the thing? inside again speaks to you. Or not. There is no sound not even <inside> yourself there is just a general concept exuded by the air around this object. Whatever it isn't is a mystery.



you dont feel good. this is something foreign to you. nothing gives you the feeling of familiarity. You stop and consider why you know that when you know little else. You look around and take in what everything is. Things are odd? strange? normal? perhaps this is actually what it should be?. The Mailbox looms larger it seems. Why did you ever interact with it?

Why?

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep

To understand where the gently caress we are.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Don't worry about it. Mailbox is your friend.

BraveLittleToaster
May 5, 2019
Just looking for companionship, that's all the why you need.

MetaMeme
Apr 30, 2017

You may boorishly refer to it as "Pickpocketing", but I prefer "Urban Foraging".
Why not?

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May 23, 2009

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Odd Wilson posted:

To understand where the gently caress we are.


cant cook creole bream posted:

Don't worry about it. Mailbox is your friend.


BraveLittleToaster posted:

Just looking for companionship, that's all the why you need.




SEVERAL thoughts of different voices explode into your head. Are any of them yours? what.does,my.voice;sound;like

You open the Mailbox

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<MY TURN>

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(uh the black leg thing was a mistake i shoulda only drew the first leg :c )

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