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i must compose posted:Is he the alien guy or the aliens guy I would have rather had him ruin blade runner instead so we could finally get a good alien movie
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hell astro course posted:this is the first i've even heard of this movie. what's up with that?
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 00:45 |
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Brother Tadger posted:Also, how does winning a duel prove you are innocent of rape? Sounds like an old Star Trek episode, tbqh.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 00:46 |
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Ridley Scott made a jousting movie when the best jousting movie was already made: Better luck next time, Ridley Snot!
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 01:31 |
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Brother Tadger posted:Also, how does winning a duel prove you are innocent of rape? Religion
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 01:32 |
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Brother Tadger posted:Also, how does winning a duel prove you are innocent of rape? It doesn't prove you are innocent, it means "we gave it a shot, tried to kill him, it didn't work, let's forget about this whole business"
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 01:37 |
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Brother Tadger posted:Also, how does winning a duel prove you are innocent of rape? They didn't have the DNAs back then. What else were you going to do? Believe the victim???
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 01:44 |
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Go back to your strengths, Ridley. We want more milky robots, not knight and swords poo poo, that poo poo's everywhere.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 01:55 |
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Trial by wombat is a long accepted legal tradition
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 01:59 |
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lmao that thinking the audience wants more goofy white game of thrones bullshit these days
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:17 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:Go back to your strengths, Ridley. We want more milky robots, not knight and swords poo poo, that poo poo's everywhere. He tried that and it also bombed
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:26 |
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I thought they were trying to capture the Millenial demographic by casting Theo Von as Sir Jean?
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:26 |
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i must compose posted:Haha fuckin lame boring rear end movie where's the guns man how dare u
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:27 |
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Why is this movie called "The Last Duel" if it's about medieval knights? Pretty sure they kept dueling for a while after. You had Musketeers and US (Vice) President dueling. I know all about that, it was a pretty big deal. I guess it's the last (Judicial) Duel??? But that's not in the title.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:30 |
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Dude's gotta come up with SOME explanation why giving him $100 million to make a gloomy drama for history nerds was actually cool and making no money is someone else's fault, please do it again
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:37 |
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Me, a Millennial, sitting in a theater watching The Last Duel: "This is bullshit. Where's Hamilton, my favorite dueler, whom I know from the internet??? I am going to cellphone all my friends so they don't watch this."
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:37 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760?s=20
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:42 |
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The best dueler is guybrush threepwood. I can't wait for Disney to make a Monkey Island Movie starring Chris Pratt as part of their personal vendetta against me.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:44 |
House of Gucci is getting destroyed by critics too, I wonder if he will blame Roblox for it
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:45 |
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More like Ridley Nott Mad. Heh, nailed it.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:49 |
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He's probably right and that audiences had more patience in the past for a slower movie and were more likely to give a film their full attention. I'm sure he's noticed it by watching audiences over his entire 40 year career. But he could have sounded less like a grumpy old man.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:50 |
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casting loving sucks. and why was Kenny Powers wearing a cowboy hat in an Aliens movie?
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:54 |
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Producers: Well, Ridley--- Ridley Scott: Please, call me Sir Ridley. Producers: Of course, our apologies, Sir Ridley. Now, we're all excited to hear the pitch for your next movie. Sir Ridley Scott: I can sum it up in one word. Producers: Oh really, and what word is that? Sir Ridley the Great: "Rape" Producers: *silence* Sir Ridley the Great Director: You're flabbergasted, I can tell--- Producers: Well, Sir Ridley, we're not quite sure how that is going to go over given that Hollywood is facing a reckoning given its many sins of sexual harassment and assault. Sir Ridley the Wise: Oh, it's not glorifying rape. It's about finding justice. Producers: Ah, well, that's different. Are you thinking about looking into the stories of recent victims? Sir Ridley the Majestic: No, it's a period piece. It's set in the Middle Ages. Producers: ...okay... Sir Ridley the Learned: And it seeks justice for the men accused of rape through a duel. Producers: Uh... Sir Ridley the Well-Received: Because I can think of nothing more horrifying than being wrongfully accused of rape. Producers: ...so you're dead set on doing this. Sir Ridley the Unyielding: Absolutely. Producers: Fine. I take it you've got a script? Sir Ridley the Well-Prepared: Indeed. Producers: Who wrote it? Sir Ridley the Very Not Mad: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Producers: *facepalm*
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:39 |
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I got it on my Fitbit. It’s real small, he could have directored it bigger
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:44 |
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The movie is really good
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:04 |
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Too busy watching House of Gucci Mr. Scott sorry your movie sucks
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:09 |
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ok boomer
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:42 |
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Mostly he's mad he's named after a space dragon
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:43 |
I can't prove this because I dont think I've seen all of his movies, but I'm not sure Ridley Scott's ever made a bad one. I'll generally go see something of his. Unfortunately I never even heard of this movie until today. He should be mad at whoever failed to run its marketing campaign
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:43 |
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Goons who never leave the house and have Adblock on literally everything: how have I never heard of this movie??? It's good, see it.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:50 |
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stratdax posted:Goons who never leave the house and have Adblock on literally everything: how have I never heard of this movie??? Yeah it's mad good
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:52 |
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stratdax posted:Goons who never leave the house and have Adblock on literally everything: how have I never heard of this movie??? I'll wait for my cell phone to tell me to see it
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 04:53 |
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Its been a long time since I read the book but I thought the husband just wanted to kill the other guy for political reasons and used his wife's situation as an excuse rather than it being about "justice"
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:14 |
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drat, i thought even the decrepit old people were done with the "you kids and those drat cell phones" thing 5 years ago. get with the times, if you're gonna be a boomer you gotta bitch about twitter or tiktok or something. anyway sorry nobody wanted to see your awesome rape movie ridley i can't imagine why.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:16 |
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it's set in the past which sounds boring as poo poo like gladiator
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:23 |
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i aint even mad
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:24 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:it's set in the past which sounds boring as poo poo like gladiator gladiator kicks rear end
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:41 |
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Murdstone posted:More like Diddly Squat.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:44 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The movie is really good I bet it is. I really liked Kingdom of Heaven and that didn't do well either if I remember.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 05:54 |
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Did they even market this movie at all whatsoever?
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