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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Still serving in corpo and vip seats because of course they are.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Xabi posted:

Their treatment of migrant workers and LGBT+ I can stomach, but this is a step too far.

It's ok, those also aren't problems if you're rich enough.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Should be flown over every stadium by drones until they're shot down by missiles bought from one or more of the nations playing in the tournament.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Might as well double down on the dodgy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Extra long studs on, so they feel it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'd think they might be having doubts about the ROI they can expect from this tournament, but that should be chump change at this point.

Increasingly seems like they're only one big sulk away from taking all the balls and going home.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

vyelkin posted:

They've spent like $200B on this tournament, something like 10x the previous most expensive World Cup. The economic ROI was never there, and so far they're throwing away every last bit of sportswashing ROI by failing to maintain even a facade of progress on anything except advancing the interests of the state of Qatar. On that note, one of the few new bits of information I saw in that Netflix FIFA documentary was about just how many trade deals and arms contracts and so on Qatar was signing with various countries using the World Cup as a bridge.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It's an absolutely trivial amount of money compared to their overall spend so it just looks spiteful. The tournament hasn't even started and they savage the positivity team because they've not made the world love them already.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They just hand them out to the local sides they like. Helps keep the violence in Yemen ticking over etc.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're going to die. It will be funny, then sad.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rich people use rich people banks and they don't blink at a few mil here or there because they're used to rich people throwing millions about.

Also, it's FIFA. They probably have a standard money laundering procedure and a staffer to run it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It only counts as a bribe if you're not allowed to accept gifts that big.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
But how fancy are the VIP and sponsor hotels?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
By restricting shade to only the VIP seats they make the VIP experience that much superior.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Infrastructure. Deserts are bad places to build.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Starting strong.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Morocco doesn't count, that's so far NW Africa it might as well be Spain.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
When you're expecting to bus in most of the crowds from contracter pens it doesn't matter.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's why you build a driverless light rail.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Not enough.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
With a spicy sausage it's even easier to hide the difference.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He did a lot of posing for underwear back in the day. His glistening abs were popular with lots of people.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Are they gonna go round checking the inside collars of the players before every game?

Are they going to card anyone who makes a heart shape with their hands when they score?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The mascot is actually a representation of all the ghost fans.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mickolution posted:

Genuine question, what do you call it?

Great Britain and Ireland.

Or the Anglo-Celtic massive.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You could call them the North Atlantic Isles if you want to piss off even more people.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Unfortunately, it appears to be an extremely long-running anothology series of TV movie police procedurals without any linking core characters.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Playing or hosting?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It makes me think of when the Saudi's first bought WWE events and insisted they include a lot of half-dead pensioners in the line-up so the matches were poo poo, and then sat around the ring in huge VIP chairs visibly not paying any attention so the crowd response was poo poo.

Only god knows how much more expensive.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Because they can.

Because nobody will stop them.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm sure they'll listen.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
To support their continued lockdown, China has been editing coverage to cut pictures of maskless fans.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Repêchage. Everyone loves a repêchage.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Damnit, you made me do it too.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm sure the however many thousand lgbtq athletes will be just fine with that. Maybe they're hoping that lodging the athletes in tents will cut down on the fuckfest?

Also means either another big football tournament in the winter or playing it, along with all the other sport, in the desert summer. Everyone will love that.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Finished in March this year.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So do American conservatives, but that's def not a good look.

They don't seem to be running any kind of filter during the tournament.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The official attendance figures have had every match oversold. Thousands more people than the stadium is rated to hold. The empty seats are due them all being captivated by the concessions and watching from the bar with a cold, alcohol-free budweiser.

Why would FIFA doubt their good friends at qatar?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Now they can sell those tickets again to more deserving, wealthier people. No refunds.

Final tickets sold: 10,000 more than the stadium seats.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How corrupt would you have to be for FIFA to find you corrupt? Match fixing so cheap you undercut the competition?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The CIA let their former agents do a colour swap?

It's not a surprise as a political move. You know those dudes were/are corrupt as gently caress, so even a poo poo bit of bugging will probably catch something illegal.

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