11/25 Mandatory Meeting - Please join (attendance monitored)

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Farecoal: There he go

Hey that guy is licking a butt! That's not professional!!

# ? Nov 26, 2021 04:38

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# ? May 7, 2024 01:28

vanisher

Nearing presentation start time thank you for being prompt. Oh excellent we have some pie now, for those who prefer that.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Nov 26, 2021

# ? Nov 26, 2021 04:44

Ass-penny

Putty posted:

Employees up, productivity down

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:01

pecan

I�m sorry but I�m fairly certain definitely not me farted

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:14

idiotsavant

poo poo sorry i could have sworn the invite said friday? did anyone else get friday? it was definitely scheduled for friday in my calendar.....?

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:16

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

meeting???

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# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:27

vanisher

Welcome just about to get started. Okay set the cheese fountain up over there.

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:27

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Ohio!

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:30

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Really wish you guys would consider time zones when scheduling these things. You know what time it is over here?

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:40

knuthgrush: Be brave; clench fists.

i had notifications turned off and i was focused on my reports. you really should schedule these things out with two days' notice.

*stuffs a roach in his pocket and tries to smooth out his shirt*

ty heather paps for the rockin' summer sig

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:51

vanisher

Great thank you for coming just about to start.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Nov 26, 2021

# ? Nov 26, 2021 05:51

vanisher

Thank you for being on time! Okay on to the meeting. Just a small accounting update. Looks like our meeting expenses are to be divided up and taken out of everyone's compensation. Thanks for coming!

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Nov 26, 2021

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:16

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:17

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

that's fine with me but can I keep the cheese fountain, if nobody else wants it

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:18

knuthgrush: Be brave; clench fists.

ty heather paps for the rockin' summer sig

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:19

vanisher

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 26, 2021

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:21

vanisher

Viginti Septem posted:

wups

e: fixed

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Nov 26, 2021

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:22

vanisher

Thank you for attending this important meeting

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 26, 2021

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:26

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:56

Ass-penny

Wow it is just like assembly in school except way more interesting! Thanks, vanisher!

# ? Nov 26, 2021 07:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

Wow it is just like assembly in school except way more interesting! Thanks, vanisher!

feels like it's been a long time since one of these

:five:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Nov 26, 2021 07:40

teen witch

this could have been an email

# ? Nov 26, 2021 11:28

Escape From Noise

teen witch posted:

this could have been an email

*Making the "cut it out" gesture with one hand as I stuff my pockets and computer bag with food using the other*

# ? Nov 26, 2021 13:34

Ass-penny

I just noticed what it says on the white board fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Nov 26, 2021 19:13

empty whippet box: by Fluffdaddy

no wonder all the interns always come to all these meetings. we don't pay them anyway!

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# ? Nov 26, 2021 19:43

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

This is just wonderful.

# ? Nov 26, 2021 20:10

google THIS

Ok but we can eat now right

# ? Nov 26, 2021 20:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

*pockets six leftover bags of plain Lays potato chips*

# ? Nov 26, 2021 20:36

vanisher

Before we eat I just need you to all confirm receipt this invoice here...

vanisher fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Nov 26, 2021

# ? Nov 26, 2021 22:47

vanisher

Oh no looks like they are doing a fire alarm test we'll have to evacuate!

# ? Nov 26, 2021 22:50

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

that invoice says payable to posters. I'll be taking my $122 thank you

# ? Nov 26, 2021 23:13

teen witch

I also brought my own coffee so uh, yeah

# ? Nov 26, 2021 23:13

vanisher

barnold posted:

that invoice says payable to posters. I'll be taking my $122 thank you

i'm owned

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 26, 2021 23:35

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

vanisher posted:

i'm owned

just bill paying out the people who noticed that to the people who didn't

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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:00

empty whippet box: by Fluffdaddy

$15 PER BURRITO? what a rip off! screw this, I'm going to chipotle.

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# ? Nov 27, 2021 00:50

biosterous

i would happily accept getting $15 to eat a burrito yes ok

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:10

Escape From Noise

Wait...those burritos weren't from Chipotle were they?

# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*Inflates blow up doll to bounce around like a beach ball at college graduation*

# ? Nov 27, 2021 01:46

Bingo Bango

Hi, sorry did I miss the meeting? I'm WFH this week and was trying to dial in but passcode 69420 wasn't working for me. Did anyone else have that in their calendar invite?

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:40

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# ? May 7, 2024 01:28

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

*Inflates blow up doll to bounce around like a beach ball at college graduation*

# ? Nov 27, 2021 04:56

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