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Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

This chess set is awful lol

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Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
I've been going through some "life" stuff the past couple of days. Chess puzzles are the only thing I can really concentrate on right now.


e: I only play against other people when I'm drinking can you tell lol

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
Chess24.com has been broken for days. Or rather, it is for me. Am I missing something?

e: for clarity, the site loads but there are no events on the front page

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Huxley posted:

Milestone!



My goal was to reach 2k by the end of the summer, and I actually just kind of blazed through it.

But also, I was one short of it taking me 911 puzzles to reach 2001.

How does your number always go up, never down?

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
Feel free to pause the video and find the ONLY winning move for white while I give you a few seconds.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

cock hero flux posted:

i once got like 6 brilliant moves in a row purely because neither me nor my opponent realized that I'd left a rook hanging for half the game

I laughed out loud at this.

Content: how is this a 1900 rated puzzle lmao https://lichess.org/training/ImPzs

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
I'm Blunder-Years on lichess.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
https://lichess.org/training/0FpK9
:psyduck:

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Mikojan posted:

errr seems p straight forward? h5#

Ive done so many puzzles by know I know that pawn structure

Yeah I agree. Once I decided the rooks nothing useful to do, briefly considering F5+ and then ooh.

e On second thought I think you are "supposed" to worry about getting your rooks forked.

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Oct 5, 2023

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
e: non spoiler post below this one

If you missed this game from the Swiss today you really owe it to yourself to check it out. I don't know how to link to a game from the beginning, so the link will be a spoiler.

https://www.chess.com/events/2023-fide-grand-swiss/03/Lazavik_Denis-Wojtaszek_Radoslaw

PGN

[Event "FIDE Grand Swiss 2023"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023.10.27"]
[Round "03"]
[White "Lazavik, Denis"]
[Black "Wojtaszek, Radoslaw"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "2560"]
[BlackElo "2668"]
[TimeControl "40/5400+30:1800+30"]

1. d4 {[%clk 1:40:47]} 1... Nf6 {[%clk 1:40:54]} 2. c4 {[%clk 1:40:59]} 2... e6
{[%clk 1:41:21]} 3. g3 {[%clk 1:41:03]} 3... d5 {[%clk 1:41:34]} 4. Nf3 {[%clk
1:40:58]} 4... Bb4+ {[%clk 1:41:57]} 5. Bd2 {[%clk 1:41:13]} 5... a5 {[%clk
1:42:20]} 6. Bg2 {[%clk 1:40:56]} 6... O-O {[%clk 1:42:39]} 7. Qc1 {[%clk
1:40:48]} 7... Be7 {[%clk 1:41:11]} 8. O-O {[%clk 1:40:28]} 8... Nbd7 {[%clk
1:41:36]} 9. Bf4 {[%clk 1:39:41]} 9... c6 {[%clk 1:41:49]} 10. Rd1 {[%clk
1:39:40]} 10... a4 {[%clk 1:39:36]} 11. Qc2 {[%clk 1:35:57]} 11... h6 {[%clk
1:38:37]} 12. Ne5 {[%clk 1:34:25]} 12... Qb6 {[%clk 1:25:16]} 13. Nxd7 {[%clk
1:27:39]} 13... Bxd7 {[%clk 1:19:26]} 14. c5 {[%clk 1:22:14]} 14... Qa7 {[%clk
0:52:42]} 15. Nc3 {[%clk 1:21:04]} 15... Rfc8 {[%clk 0:51:07]} 16. Rab1 {[%clk
1:09:12]} 16... b6 {[%clk 0:49:27]} 17. cxb6 {[%clk 1:08:58]} 17... Qxb6 {[%clk
0:49:53]} 18. Nxa4 {[%clk 1:08:57]} 18... Qa7 {[%clk 0:47:08]} 19. b3 {[%clk
1:06:54]} 19... c5 {[%clk 0:46:09]} 20. Nxc5 {[%clk 1:07:11]} 20... Bxc5 {[%clk
0:41:44]} 21. dxc5 {[%clk 1:07:34]} 21... Rxc5 {[%clk 0:42:09]} 22. Qd2 {[%clk
0:59:33]} 22... Qxa2 {[%clk 0:41:08]} 23. Rb2 {[%clk 0:57:50]} 23... Qa6 {[%clk
0:41:22]} 24. Bxh6 {[%clk 0:57:55]} 24... gxh6 {[%clk 0:37:58]} 25. Qd4 {[%clk
0:58:20]} 25... Qa1 {[%clk 0:24:58]} 26. Qd2 {[%clk 0:33:45]} 26... Qa3 {[%clk
0:21:23]} 27. Rbb1 {[%clk 0:32:22]} 27... Kg7 {[%clk 0:21:03]} 28. g4 {[%clk
0:32:30]} 28... Rac8 {[%clk 0:16:32]} 29. g5 {[%clk 0:32:04]} 29... Ng8 {[%clk
0:16:56]} 30. Qd4+ {[%clk 0:26:52]} 30... Kf8 {[%clk 0:16:33]} 31. gxh6 {[%clk
0:25:21]} 31... Nxh6 {[%clk 0:16:38]} 32. Ra1 {[%clk 0:25:23]} 32... Qxb3 {[%clk
0:16:19]} 33. Qh8+ {[%clk 0:25:41]} 33... Ng8 {[%clk 0:16:35]} 34. Rd3 {[%clk
0:25:44]} 34... Rc3 {[%clk 0:15:01]} 0-1

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Oct 28, 2023

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
What kind of score do you guys get on this? https://lichess.org/training/coordinate I feel good about myself if I get 20+ but I have a feeling that is relatively low.

I've been trying to get better at following high level chess analysis but when they start rattling off coordinates I can't keep up.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
A terrible blunder by my opponent and a child could find it, but it was nice to have a queen sac #.


e: https://lichess.org/HBzdQqHU/black#32

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Dec 10, 2023

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
The was a tough puzzle for me.

https://lichess.org/training/Rol2x

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Leperflesh posted:

I think this is the stupidest and also most fun game I've played in a long time.

Next time someone starts the Scholars mate line on you, try NC6 instead of NF6. If they continue the line G6 to chase away the Queen and then continue normal chess.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
You're right. I was thinking of this line


edit -0.3

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Dec 27, 2023

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

L.H.O.O.Q. posted:

What’s a good uploader/host people use these days for image sharing on SA btw?

imgur

Everyone please enjoy 1 minute of the greatest chess ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVaNGOaWmDo&t=295s

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Maugrim posted:

This started with 63352 players, lol. I like joining gigantic tourneys where 90% of the players lose by timeout, dunno why

I signed up, completely forgot about it and then wondered why I have 16 messages on chess.com

I have a 400 elo on chess.com because I only use it to watch games not play myself. lol

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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I've already won 4 games on time in this tournament. 3000 chess.com elo here I come.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
My objective is to play as slowly as possible and hope my opponents end up skipping a day. If I wanted to play strategy I'd play another rapid or classical game on lichess.

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jan 3, 2024

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

quote:

Artem_kr15
I am infuriated by those people who specifically make one move in 24 hours, look at my profile I won 20 games, and 1000 elo player makes one move in 24 hours on purpose

:qq:

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
Who wouldn't?

My strategy of playing one move a day on the chess.com tournament is paying off. Wild how people who don't want to play 1 day time control sign up for 1 day time control tournaments. I do feel bad for the people who had a decent elo getting it erased by me starting out at 400. I haven't lost and am up to 700 but that is way lower than what I am, so there is more damage to come lol

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Huxley posted:

Today in Time Better Spent Than Thinking About Openings: Doing this until it is impossible to get wrong ever again.

https://www.chess.com/endgames/pawn/winning-king-and-pawn/challenge
I am so bad at these lol

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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heck yeah

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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ikanreed posted:

1000 elo?

I'm trying to figure out how your opponent could let that happen without a blunder, and it feels like a 1k kind of mistake

:iiam:


It's the first checkmate I've gotten in this chess.com daily tournament. These daily games are fun.

e: and the computer gave me a !

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 21, 2024

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Leperflesh posted:

What was the time control on that game?

Trapping the queen earns a !, but if it were me I might have gone g6 to attack the queen without even realizing it was trapped, which means the ! isn't necessarily like... earned, if you know what I mean.

Daily lol

e: as in you get a whole 24 hours to make each move.

Bruce Hussein Daddy fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jan 25, 2024

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Got a brilliant in a game against a player rated way higher than me and still managed to blunder away +4 :discourse:

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Everybody has it covered, but here's the best continuation according to the computer
23... Nxg7 24. Rg1 Rfb8 25.Bxg7 Qg5 26. Bxh6 Qxg1+ 27. Kxg1

e Maybe a different depth stockfish who knows.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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quote:

Blunder-Years Good game
rugge33 rsggsdfhfjgu

Warf... thank u.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Daily tournament. 3 Day time control. My opponent is rated ~1000. Move 13 :psyduck:

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Salt Fish posted:

Well at least you know they're not cheating.

This was literally my first thought lmao.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Good one from reddit. White to mate in 2

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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quote:

CHESScom
We have detected that one or more of your recent opponents has violated our Fair Play Policy. As compensation for potentially unfair rating losses, we adjusted your following ratings:

Daily: 1206 + 10 => 1216

:cool:

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Huxley posted:

All that said, sometimes it's a lot of fun to have a dumb trick memorized.

https://lichess.org/5OaoeM1HNNpY

That's a good example of something I don't understand about the engine. After black's blunder, it says +5. But after playing the next 2 moves, it settles back to what I would expect, +3.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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PerniciousKnid posted:

I got it eventually but there's no way I would ever see that in a game. Fun though.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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I'm reading Lawson's book on Morphy (recent edition) and man is this old school notation tough. I tried to play it out to make a guess at what "dis ch" meant but gave up after a while. You apparently had to count Black's rank from their perspective :psyduck: (see move 1)

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Carbolic posted:

"Dis ch" would be discovered check.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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Speaking of, when I am supreme ruler of FIDE I'm changing this rule. The stalemated player loses. :mad:

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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This is one of those I will never be able to see very far into the future, just play the best available move. (I got it the first time :smugdog:)

Here's one for y'all. This puzzle from this book claims it's white to mate in 68.


I loaded it up in lichess/sf with "run forever" settings. After a very, very long time it still says 0.0 Did I get the pieces/colors right? Is this some "ponder perpetual motion" exercise? A joke?

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

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That makes (slightly) more sense.

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Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
Wow four draws. Very exciting.

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