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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

KillHour posted:

You let me down - I thought "Well at least I'll sheep with all the BFC posters"

i shamed my people

in fairness i think the prius is good so it was hard for me to associate it with Bad

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 17: To the surprise of literally nobody, AI decided that the Mazda MX-5 Miata was the best-ever Japanese car in Sheep Game 10. This car, however, is the worst car that was made in Japan.








Question 18: Sticking with the worst trend, in the last Sheep Game AI determined that the Ferrari F40 was the greatest-ever car made in Italy. This one, however, is the worst.








Answers soon...

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I will admit I forgot the Multipla because there really is just One True Answer

and if I wolf or near-wolf my disappointment will be immeasurable and my day will be ruined.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The Multipla isn't terrible, it's extremely practical and a drat good family car, just saddled with unfortunate looks.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Well the question wasn't if the car was terrible. The question is Which is the worst. It can be not terrible and still the worst.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The 500X and Arna both handily beat it on that parameter.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I'm really hoping the 500 and 500X were combined for the purpose of sheeping :pray:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 17: To the surprise of literally nobody, AI decided that the Mazda MX-5 Miata was the best-ever Japanese car in Sheep Game 10. This car, however, is the worst car that was made in Japan.

Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet - 9
IOwnCalculus
Somewhat Heroic
Steely Dad
Godzilla07
taqueso
KillHour
Maksimus54
SFH1989
VideoGameVet

Infiniti QX56 - 5
Bolind
Motronic
Freelop
Nystral
Bajaha

Mitsubishi Eclipse Sport Cross - 4
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Night Danger Moose
Alarbus
Erulisse

Mazda MX5 - 4
Tomarse
NitroSpazzz
Fermented Tinal
Raluek

Mitsubishi Mirage. - 3
nitsuga
Powershift
Jack B Nimble

Nissan Rasheen - 2
Seat Safety Switch
McTinkerson

Suzuki X90 - 2
Liquid Communism
meatpimp

Nissan Cube - 2
Humphreys
MetaJew

Nissan Juke - 2
builds character
Snapshot

Prius - 2
Elmnt80
Deeters

Nissan Versa - 2
ThirstyBuck
nadmonk

Nissan Altima - 2
StormDrain
SlimManFat

ACES:

That scion xb thing - Moustache Ride
Chevrolet Sprint - Luminalflux
Toyota Camry - Cursedshitbox
Daihatsu Charade - CannonFodder
Toyota/Scion iQ - KozmoNaut
Honda Crossroad (1990s) - InitialDave
Datsun 120Y and if you say different YOU ARE WRONG - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Lexus SC 430 - bigbillystyle
Subaru 360 - PainterofCrap
Nissan 200 SX - Slung Blade
Nissan 350Z - SharkyTM
Nissan Pulsar - sirr0bin
Honda Insight - AFewBricksShy
Nissan B14 - Turbo Fondant
Datsun F-10 - Wrar
Suzuki Samurai - Ror
Mitsubishi 3000GT - mekilljoydammit
Mitsubishi Eclipse (3rd gen) - LloydDobler
Subaru WRX - Toplitzin
Mazda RX-7. Time to face the facts - Charles
Any Nissan (except for the six good ones- you all know which ones thosse are) - monsterzero
Mitsubishi Outlander - Salami Surgeon
Mazda Roadpacer - slothrop
Mitsouka Le-Seyde - Nidhg00670000
Toyota WiLL Vi - Terrible Robot
Pic a Subaru - Mr Fish




Question 18: Sticking with the worst trend, in the last Sheep Game AI determined that the Ferrari F40 was the greatest-ever car made in Italy. This one, however, is the worst.

Maserati Biturbo - 24
Motronic
Moustache Ride
Liquid Communism
McTinkerson
IOwnCalculus
Bolind
SharkyTM
sirr0bin
Somewhat Heroic
Freelop
ThirstyBuck
meatpimp
Deeters
Maksimus54
Godzilla07
StormDrain
Ror
LloydDobler
Charles
SFH1989
Jack B Nimble
Raluek
SlimManFat
Bajaha

Fiat Multipla - 8
Humphreys
builds character
Erulisse
Elmnt80
Powershift
AFewBricksShy
Steely Dad
Alarbus

Lancia Beta - 4
Wrar
taqueso
slothrop
nadmonk

Fiat 500X - 3
Slung Blade
Turbo Fondant
mekilljoydammit

Alfa Romeo Arna - 2
KozmoNaut
InitialDave

Fiat 500 - 2
KillHour
Snapshot

Alfa Romeo Spyder - 2
Terrible Robot
Mr Fish

ACES:

Lancia Ypsilon - Seat Safety Switch
Jeep Compass - Luminalflux
Fiat *anything* literally any loving Fiat - Cursedshitbox
Isetta Bubble Car yes I will get grief about this pick - CannonFodder
Fiat Ritmo. - nitsuga
Italian electricals - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Ferrari SF1000 - bigbillystyle
Ferrari Mondial - MetaJew
Fiat 124 - VideoGameVet
Fiat Jolly - PainterofCrap
Jeep Renegade (built in Italy) - Night Danger Moose
Lamborghini Countach - Nystral
Alfa Romeo Alfasud - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Volvo P2Rs - Toplitzin
Any Alfa - Tomarse
Fiat X1/9 - monsterzero
1979 Fiat 126 :argh: - NitroSpazzz
Chrysler TC - Salami Surgeon
Innocenti Mini - Nidhg00670000
308 GTB - Fermented Tinal

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 18:

Ror - 243
Godzilla07 - 225
IOwnCalculus - 195
Maksimus54 - 186
sirr0bin - 182
Bajaha - 180
SlimManFat - 179
McTinkerson - 172
Steely Dad - 170
Raluek - 169
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 168
ThirstyBuck - 167
Deeters - 165
StormDrain - 164
SFH1989 - 164
nadmonk - 161
Powershift - 159
Moustache Ride - 157
AFewBricksShy - 157
MetaJew - 154
Turbo Fondant - 154
LloydDobler - 151
SharkyTM - 149
builds character - 148
KillHour - 145
CannonFodder - 138
Luminalflux - 137
Night Danger Moose - 137
KozmoNaut - 134
Somewhat Heroic - 134
slothrop - 134
Jack B Nimble - 133
mekilljoydammit - 132
nitsuga - 129
VideoGameVet - 128
Motronic - 125
Toplitzin - 123
Humphreys - 122
Alarbus - 119
Terrible Robot - 117
Freelop - 115
Elmnt80 - 114
Erulisse - 111
Wrar - 109
Snapshot - 108
Liquid Communism - 107
Fermented Tinal - 105
Bolind - 104
meatpimp - 99
NitroSpazzz - 98
bigbillystyle - 97
monsterzero - 95
taqueso - 92
Salami Surgeon - 92
Nystral - 91
InitialDave - 89
Charles - 88
Mr Fish - 81
Cursedshitbox - 80
Slung Blade - 79
Seat Safety Switch - 64
Nidhg00670000 - 57
Tomarse - 52
PainterofCrap - 50
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 21

See you tomorrow for the final reveal, of Questions 19 and 20!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Wolfing with 1970's Japanese cars?!?! drat because there's a good dozen Japan made at the time that are genunie candidates for worst car ever built.

quote:

Datsun F-10 - Wrar

JFC basically an uglier FWD Datsun 120Y? Pro answer right there.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



:lmao: at the fake-out for worst Italian. The biturbo has been a meme around these parts for years.

I don’t know what the Datsun is being referenced but it’s sounds old so it at least has that going for it. The Murano cross cab is just an affront to mankind.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
wow, i cant believe i made top ten. this wont last long...

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Somewhat Heroic posted:

:lmao: at the fake-out for worst Italian. The biturbo has been a meme around these parts for years.

I don’t know what the Datsun is being referenced but it’s sounds old so it at least has that going for it. The Murano cross cab is just an affront to mankind.

Well let me regale you with the horror of mid 70's Datsuns.....

Take the electrical know how of Lucas, the rust of an Italian car, mix it with the suspension, handling and steering of a 70's American car, then add in a bad clone of the BMC A-series motor with more leaks and brakes best described as "Yikes" in a small package with almost certainly the worst possible crash protection and you have a receipe for the 120Y, a car that was in it's time voted consistently as one of the absolute worst cars made and that time has def not been any more kind to. It was def cheap so it sold kinda allright. It did 0 - 100kph in 17 seconds so your grandma thought it was perfect to go to the bowls club in, while motorists unfortunate enough to be trapped behind one screamed in frustration at the mobile road block. And THEN Datsun had the idea of making it look even worse with the F-10 FWD variant and while I cant say that it would have been dynamically worse, FWD Japanese cars of the time were a disaster so I cant imagine the F-10 would have been an improvement.... which is saying something as the 120Y is legitimately one of the most foul handling cars ever shat out. Oh and build quality? Good god it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Not quite forgot to install a gearbox bad of Triumph but JFC wow it had bits falling off at the dealership.

Some say the 180B was worse (The 200B was basically a 180B with twenty more peoblems) but cars like the 120Y is why the Datsun nameplate was taken around the back and shot.

I thence submit the Datsun 120Y is a legitimate contender for the actual worst car ever built, let alone from Japan. Absolutely none of the sheep answers are close to this foul wretched shitbox.

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Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I'm mad at myself for not remembering the Murano cab, but also surprised Prius didn't have a few more points

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Is the Murano convertible even made in Japan? It feels like it would be a very sad sight to see a ton of those nightmares on the docks.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Is the Murano convertible even made in Japan? It feels like it would be a very sad sight to see a ton of those nightmares on the docks.

I'm pretty sure it was not, which is why I want to call bullshit. I spent about 5 seconds googling and didn't find it, but it was an upfitter in like the UK or something that was doing that on behalf of Nissan.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Motronic posted:

I'm pretty sure it was not, which is why I want to call bullshit. I spent about 5 seconds googling and didn't find it, but it was an upfitter in like the UK or something that was doing that on behalf of Nissan.

It's still a Japanese car since it's a Japanese company that makes it. The Italian one actually specified made in Italy.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

KillHour posted:

It's still a Japanese car since it's a Japanese company that makes it. The Italian one actually specified made in Italy.

FINE. I can still be very mad about this.

(I'm not, sheep game is awesome)

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

I'm disappointed that I didn't see a first-gen Multipla when I was in Rome earlier this month :smith:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




The rust is legendary, but nothing Italian ever warranted this:

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

PainterofCrap posted:

The rust is legendary, but nothing Italian ever warranted this:



Stop mocking me. I can't help that I'm in an abusive relationship with multiple rovers.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I thought of Chrysler TC after I submitted mine. Good answer.

Edit: I'd also say any Mitsubishi bad. Even the DSMs

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
drat Nissan, making the worst Japanese list in a distributed way.

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

I'm really surprised I aced Worst in Italy with the Renegade. It's just terrible. I'd probably rather have the Biturbo.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


My girlfriend's mom's boyfriend drives a Renegade and he absolutely loves it, for some godforsaken reason.

It's actually his second one, after a collision with a deer totalled the old one. I feel like the universe was trying to send him a message, which he promptly ignored.

He also drives like a cross between an Italian and a stereotypical Jeep owner, so yeah.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
I stand by the multipla. Italian cars should be beautiful and, ideally, impractical. The multipla is hideous and very practical. Good size for Italian cities, tons of interior room, no need for going 85+ on their highways, etc.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 19: Everyone likes to talk about how auto racing sucks in 2021 for various reasons. This is the biggest reason why, in my opinion.








Question 20: Lots of interesting cars and concepts have come out in 2021, in spite of all the odds and the challenges of the last year. This is the one that interests me the most.








Answers soon...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 19: Everyone likes to talk about how auto racing sucks in 2021 for various reasons. This is the biggest reason why, in my opinion.

COVID IS STILL REAL DON'T BE IN BIG CROWDS DAMMIT - 10
CannonFodder
Seat Safety Switch
Erulisse
IOwnCalculus
ThirstyBuck
Deeters
KillHour
Turbo Fondant
Bajaha
Fermented Tinal

Money - 7
builds character
CAT INTERCEPTOR
KozmoNaut
Toplitzin
SlimManFat
Steely Dad
NitroSpazzz

Regulations - too many, or too few - 5
Humphreys
Motronic
Ror
LloydDobler
taqueso

The fans - 4
Slung Blade
bigbillystyle
PainterofCrap
StormDrain

Too much aero - 4
SharkyTM
Godzilla07
Terrible Robot
Mr Fish

Lack of strong homologation rules - 3
InitialDave
McTinkerson
Raluek

Not enough passing or crashing - 3
Maksimus54
Somewhat Heroic
Tomarse

Tires - 2
sirr0bin
slothrop

No Excitement - 2
Elmnt80
nadmonk

Inconsistent application of the rules - 2
SFH1989
Nystral

ACES:

Hybrid power - Moustache Ride
No Rally Sweden - Luminalflux
Lack of technical innovation. - Liquid Communism
Too many left turns, not enough electric motors. - Cursedshitbox
NASCAR. - nitsuga
Lewis Hamilton - MetaJew
Displacement Restrictions - VideoGameVet
too much showmanship - Powershift
Politics - Night Danger Moose
Not enough rally on tv - AFewBricksShy
Dunno - Freelop
Simulator/simulated races - Jack B Nimble
Performance of cars too similar - meatpimp
Pandering to godawful kleptocrats and dictatorships - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Poor track choices - Wrar
Banned tobacco advertising so no free money - mekilljoydammit
Environmental destruction - Charles
NIMBYism - monsterzero
Martin Scorsese cam zooming in on one racer when I'm trying to watch the whole race dang it! - Salami Surgeon
Not enough Peugeots - Nidhg00670000
Race to the cup - Snapshot
The drivers - Alarbus
Lance Stroll - Bolind



Question 20: Lots of interesting cars and concepts have come out in 2021, in spite of all the odds and the challenges of the last year. This is the one that interests me the most.

Hyundai Grandeur EV - 7
Godzilla07
KillHour
KozmoNaut
Luminalflux
Deeters
Nidhg00670000
Bajaha

Ford Maverick - 4
CannonFodder
Jack B Nimble
Raluek
nadmonk

Ford Lightning - 4
Maksimus54
Turbo Fondant
LloydDobler
taqueso

Rivian R1T - 4
Tomarse
Snapshot
Salami Surgeon
StormDrain

Nissan 400Z - 3
Seat Safety Switch
Ror
SlimManFat

Toyota MR2 - 3
bigbillystyle
Slung Blade
mekilljoydammit

Ford Bronco - 2
builds character
SFH1989

BMW i4. - 2
nitsuga
NitroSpazzz

Gordon Murray T.50 - 2
IOwnCalculus
Toplitzin

GR Yaris - 2
InitialDave
Night Danger Moose

GMC Hummer EV - 2
Bolind
SharkyTM

Porsche Taycan - 2
meatpimp
McTinkerson

Hyundai Ioniq 5 - 2
Charles
ThirstyBuck

BRZ/GR86 - 2
monsterzero
Fermented Tinal

ACES:

Polestar Precept - Motronic
Mercedes Benz vision concept - Moustache Ride
2022 Polestar 3 - Liquid Communism
New Miata - Humphreys
Freightliner/Bluebird electric schoolbus. - Cursedshitbox
The wife finally being able to work on a car restoration with me - CAT INTERCEPTOR
GR Corolla - MetaJew
Tesla Roadster - VideoGameVet
Electric VW bus - PainterofCrap
Tesla Plaid - sirr0bin
Polestar - Erulisse
RX Vision - Elmnt80
Kia EV6 - Powershift
Corvette C8 Z06 - Somewhat Heroic
Ford's crate electric engine - AFewBricksShy
Also dunno! - Freelop
Audi E-Tron - Steely Dad
BMW i8 M - Nystral
Lucid Air - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Hyundai RM20 N - Wrar
Mazda 6 - slothrop
Ability to buy cars - Alarbus
Audi Skysphere Concept - Terrible Robot
Opel Manta GSe - Mr Fish

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 20:

Ror - 251
Godzilla07 - 236
IOwnCalculus - 207
Bajaha - 197
Maksimus54 - 193
SlimManFat - 189
sirr0bin - 185
Deeters - 182
ThirstyBuck - 179
Steely Dad - 178
McTinkerson - 177
Raluek - 176
StormDrain - 172
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 170
Turbo Fondant - 168
SFH1989 - 168
nadmonk - 167
KillHour - 162
Powershift - 161
LloydDobler - 160
Moustache Ride - 159
AFewBricksShy - 159
builds character - 157
MetaJew - 156
SharkyTM - 155
CannonFodder - 152
KozmoNaut - 148
Luminalflux - 145
Night Danger Moose - 140
Somewhat Heroic - 138
Jack B Nimble - 138
slothrop - 137
mekilljoydammit - 136
nitsuga - 132
Toplitzin - 132
Motronic - 131
VideoGameVet - 130
Humphreys - 128
Erulisse - 122
Terrible Robot - 122
Alarbus - 121
Elmnt80 - 117
Freelop - 117
Fermented Tinal - 117
Snapshot - 113
Wrar - 111
Liquid Communism - 109
Bolind - 107
NitroSpazzz - 107
bigbillystyle - 104
meatpimp - 102
taqueso - 101
monsterzero - 98
Salami Surgeon - 97
InitialDave - 94
Nystral - 94
Charles - 91
Slung Blade - 86
Mr Fish - 86
Cursedshitbox - 82
Seat Safety Switch - 77
Nidhg00670000 - 65
Tomarse - 59
PainterofCrap - 55
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 29

Congratulations to our winner, :siren::siren:Ror!:siren::siren: And congratulations as well to our wolf, CAT INTERCEPTOR, who has earned himself a very special prize! Thank you to everyone for participating in this record-breaking Sheep Game, your continued participation is what makes these games so much fun! Happy New Year to all!

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


MrChips posted:


Opel Manta GSe - Mr Fish

Very good choice.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
A great sheep game for what I hope will be a great new year; thank you so much for running it!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Thanks for the laughs! Also very informative.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Very fun game, thank you!

Solid 23rd place for me. Not quite the perfect middle score of Night Danger Moose but it’ll give me something to work toward next year.

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Perfectly middle of the pack. Completely average. I am the 2004 Toyota Camry in beige with a corner dent. Excellent game, thank you for hosting and I'm definitely playing again next (this) year.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Truly a heated contest! Thanks for running it, it was a blast!

definitely showing my age.

Happy New Year!

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Mid-pack again. Every goddamned year! Maybe next year I’ll try wolfing. Thanks MrChips for hosting! It’s always a blast, even though I am a perennial mediocrity.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Thanks for another fun game, Mr Chips!

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Twas a fun time, thanks for the fun and laughs MrChips!

Eagerly waiting for the stats dump post.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Another year, another mid-pack finish. :smug:

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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Another year, a precipitous fall from top to bottom. :shrug:

Thanks again, MrChips, it's always fun!

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