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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Going to the men's pizza place, giving the big-tittied waitresses in tank tops the stink eye and wondering who let them in here

*banging silverware on table*

WE WANT BOYS

WE WANT BOYS

:argh:

# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:24

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:09

pecan

two guys a guy and a pizza place

# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:27

Machai

Gonna arrange the toppings into a pinup model, or maybe a great big penis.

Theres a stripper pole in the front where a lady puts on a sensual show of making the pizzas. She twirls around the pole while spinning the dough in the air. She applies the sauce with a big squirt bottle that she mimes is a penis by holding it in front of her crotch while squeezing it onto the pizza. She chops up the toppings by holding the knife between her buttcheeks. She spanks herself with the big paddle after putting the pizza in the oven.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:06

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Machai posted:

Gonna arrange the toppings into a pinup model, or maybe a great big penis.

Theres a stripper pole in the front where a lady puts on a sensual show of making the pizzas. She twirls around the pole while spinning the dough in the air. She applies the sauce with a big squirt bottle that she mimes is a penis by holding it in front of her crotch while squeezing it onto the pizza. She chops up the toppings by holding the knife between her buttcheeks. She spanks herself with the big paddle after putting the pizza in the oven.

Mestress da pizza

# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:13

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Garlic deez knots

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# ? Nov 30, 2021 05:40

pecan

How Wonderful! posted:

Garlic deez knots

# ? Nov 30, 2021 05:46

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

try our new hulk hogan hulkamaniac pizza. with extra pork and racism!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 30, 2021 11:46

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

try our new hulk hogan hulkamaniac pizza. with extra pork and racism!

No foot-warmed jerky???

# ? Nov 30, 2021 11:54

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

pecan posted:

two guys a guy and a pizza place

Still only 60% as good as Five Guys.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:51

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'll have meatballs on my pizza but don't put them too near each other. i need my pizza to be a manly heterosexual pizza, for a red blooded heterosexual man such as myself, because that's what i am, a heterosexual man.

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# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:16

google THIS

The only vegetable toppings allowed are peppers with a minimum 100k Scoville

The only beverages allowed are IPAs with a minimum 100 IBU, because there's nothing more manly than slamming back gallons of phytoestrogens

# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:01

Escape From Noise

I cannot abide a pizza with no olives or mushrooms.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 16:03

Manifisto

our pizza dough is kneaded by being pummeled with nunchaku, flattened with a 50,000 ton hydraulic press, sauced with a John Deere harvester, briefly baked in a five thousand degree annealing kiln, and sliced to order with a razor-sharp 2,000 year old hanzo steel katana which has had the privilege of beheading the leaders of no less than three invading armies. also we will gladly reduce the spice level of our sauce because we know some of you fellas have delicate tummies!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:18

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Escape From Noise posted:

I cannot abide a pizza with no olives or mushrooms.

*record skips, everyone looks around at you, the waiter drops his axe*

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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:26

pecan

pretty pie for a white guy

# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:37

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

pecan posted:

pretty pie for a white guy

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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:40

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

You'll notice that each of our pepperonis is actually a delicately crafted miniature replica of the original vinyl of Paul's Boutique

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# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:43

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

More crust for the crust god!

# ? Nov 30, 2021 18:58

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

google THIS posted:

The only vegetable toppings allowed are peppers with a minimum 100k Scoville

The only beverages allowed are IPAs with a minimum 100 IBU, because there's nothing more manly than slamming back gallons of phytoestrogens

all meals served with a complimentary pepcid, because nothing is less manly than complaining about acid reflux

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Nov 30, 2021 19:17

frump truck: hello... again!

sort of related: there is a barbershop in my neighborhood called MEN'Z KAVE and they have a sign in the window that says

"CAUTION
FUN ZONE
Complementary
Coffee
Drinks and
Entertaining for all."

So they'd probably open up a men''s (MEN'Z) pizza

edit: whoops i guess ive already posted about this before. the fact so nice ive said it twice

# ? Dec 1, 2021 14:18

Escape From Noise

frump truck posted:

sort of related: there is a barbershop in my neighborhood called MEN'Z KAVE and they have a sign in the window that says

"CAUTION
FUN ZONE
Complementary
Coffee
Drinks and
Entertaining for all."

So they'd probably open up a men''s (MEN'Z) pizza

edit: whoops i guess ive already posted about this before. the fact so nice ive said it twice

I immediately thought of that classic thread (which should be goldmined imho).

# ? Dec 1, 2021 14:35

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Do you put a lot of chopped sausage on the pizzas or none at all because both seem offensive to my masculinity.

# ? Dec 1, 2021 16:24

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Bright Bart posted:

Do you put a lot of chopped sausage on the pizzas or none at all because both seem offensive to my masculinity.

it's kind of like how if you eat a buffalo's heart you gain its bravery

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# ? Dec 1, 2021 16:26

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I just know that I brought Meat Lover's back to the crib and my girlfriend asked if I'm "compensating for something much?" so now I am really particular about the amount of sausage.

# ? Dec 1, 2021 16:34

Shooting Blanks: Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Now I have to pick up the stuff to make french bread pizza when I go to the store tonight. Thanks!

# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:27

google THIS

(kisses fingertips, whispers "no homo") Nothing like-a the weakass poo poo mama use-a to make!

# ? Dec 3, 2021 03:24

pecan

here we call it pizza doh like homer from the simpsons

# ? Dec 3, 2021 16:05

FutonForensic

# ? Dec 4, 2021 05:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

lmao

# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:01

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

How's your salad? head of lettuce whole, raw with a coating of blue cheese? perfect.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 10:42

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

We serve coffee without milk. Whaaa?

# ? Dec 4, 2021 12:37

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

�Mens� is �period� in my first language, so I read this as being an establishment for those on their period only and now I�m perturbed and hungry.

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