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Machai

Gonna arrange the toppings into a pinup model, or maybe a great big penis.

Theres a stripper pole in the front where a lady puts on a sensual show of making the pizzas. She twirls around the pole while spinning the dough in the air. She applies the sauce with a big squirt bottle that she mimes is a penis by holding it in front of her crotch while squeezing it onto the pizza. She chops up the toppings by holding the knife between her buttcheeks. She spanks herself with the big paddle after putting the pizza in the oven.

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Machai

watho posted:

try our new hulk hogan hulkamaniac pizza. with extra pork and racism!

Does it come in a shoe?

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