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"manly shark surprise" specialty pizza eh? intriguing . . . I'll bite, so to speak heh heh. one large manly shark surprise! oh, I should wait in the jacuzzi out back? well that's mighty hospitable of you, it's really getting kinda nippy out and I'm happy to warm up while I'm waiting for my pie. so, can you tell me anything about what the surprise is? no? ah I guess it's probably better that way . . . I just hope it's not pineapple.
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our pizza dough is kneaded by being pummeled with nunchaku, flattened with a 50,000 ton hydraulic press, sauced with a John Deere harvester, briefly baked in a five thousand degree annealing kiln, and sliced to order with a razor-sharp 2,000 year old hanzo steel katana which has had the privilege of beheading the leaders of no less than three invading armies. also we will gladly reduce the spice level of our sauce because we know some of you fellas have delicate tummies!
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