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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Famous Original Gays
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Going to the men's pizza place, giving the big-tittied waitresses in tank tops the stink eye and wondering who let them in here
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Nov 30, 2021 03:08
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Gonna arrange the toppings into a pinup model, or maybe a great big penis.
Theres a stripper pole in the front where a lady puts on a sensual show of making the pizzas. She twirls around the pole while spinning the dough in the air. She applies the sauce with a big squirt bottle that she mimes is a penis by holding it in front of her crotch while squeezing it onto the pizza. She chops up the toppings by holding the knife between her buttcheeks. She spanks herself with the big paddle after putting the pizza in the oven.
Mestress da pizza
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Nov 30, 2021 04:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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“Mens” is “period” in my first language, so I read this as being an establishment for those on their period only and now I’m perturbed and hungry.
Everything comes with extra marinara
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