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Just doing my calendar for next year and I notice Boxing Day comes before Christmas day. Broken Britain
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Dec 1, 2021 12:43
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:That's because Xmas Day is on a Sunday so the substitute day is the Tuesday. I know why but IT'S NOT RIGHT
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Dec 1, 2021 13:22
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Angrymog posted:It was mentioned in the last thread with no follow-up, so does anyone know what is wrong with The Donkey Sanctuary as a charity? I'd also like to know this as a very nice colleague of mine recently left to work there
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I don't know where the art generator can be found but could someone please plug in the two thread shibboleths, This Is Bad For Jeremy Corbyn and David Cameron hosed A Dead Pig
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Dec 1, 2021 18:57
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fuctifino posted:I'm still in shock over this. Imagine drawing up policies with the intention of killing as many people as possible? How the gently caress can someone wake up one day and decide to do this? I genuinely don't get it. are you new to tory britain
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Dec 3, 2021 08:46
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Wow lot of new parents ITT (including me, hence the 4am post oh yes) Niric posted:
7 weeks here too, as of today!  It occurs to me SA needs a parenting subforum. Goons With Spawns
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Dec 4, 2021 05:21
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Just Another Lurker posted:Was going to say it's due to the covid lockdown, then i remembered....... Goons always stay inside. Whenever I notice a birthday around mid-November I think about how it's 9 months after valentines day 
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Dec 4, 2021 12:52
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Popper pig
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Dec 4, 2021 22:13
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unilad.co.uk  For a moment I confused it with Lad Bible, then I found out Lad Bible bought it out so they're the same thing nowadays anyway LADS LADS LADS edit: 17 is a prime number m8 innit
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Dec 5, 2021 18:03
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The Perfect Element posted:That videos pretty horrible all round really. Don't think that it's really illustrative of anything other than that drugs and/or poor mental health can really gently caress you up, and that the police are incredibly poorly equipped to deal with it. I'm not sure what else the police could have done in that situation, though I might have preferred a physical tackle to a taser (given the risks that a taser comes with) That happens afterwards is where the "poorly equipped" will be apparent - there's little chance he's going to get appropriate treatment
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Dec 6, 2021 12:13
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Penis Farting E: that's my post for today please join me tomorrow for my next comedy nugget
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Dec 7, 2021 12:13
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forkboy84 posted:Relatable though. I ain't answering any calls from work on my holidays. I would simply set an Out of Office reply so that the desperate Afghans would know to try emailing a colleague
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Dec 7, 2021 19:15
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I'll vote green because I'm in a safe labour seat. But if David Lammy was on the ropes and some tory oval office was trying to usurp him you can bet I'd vote Labour even if loving Blair was the leader
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Dec 9, 2021 21:46
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I did that thing where I read the reply before the quote and ended up with my brain briefly considering this exchange Zalakwe posted:I met Liz Truss in a professional context a few years ago NotJustANumber99 posted:A babysitter?
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Dec 10, 2021 11:25
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Guavanaut posted:New omicron symptom? They're finally turning away from custard in binbag?
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Dec 11, 2021 12:53
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Doccykins posted:- Scrap charity status from private schools, ensuring only the truly wealthy can afford them You could bin private schools altogether and still only the truly wealthy could afford them (they'd go abroad) Anything that bleeds private schools is good (and I say that as someone who went to one and benefited massively from it)
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Dec 11, 2021 13:04
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Dec 11, 2021 23:18
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lolquote:UK falls off second spot in global ranking of pandemic preparedness
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Dec 13, 2021 18:18
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) despite a Covid response 'generally viewed as extremely poor'
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Ministers usually like it when blow comes to them.
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Dec 13, 2021 20:14
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Oh you're one of those who actually starts work at 9 instead of just logging into Teams from bed to be visible and then browsing the Internet until the first actual meeting? Pathetic.
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Dec 13, 2021 22:59
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The UK has kept a national strategic chair reserve since the 50s that can be deployed at a moments notice in the event that a soviet attack took out all our park benches
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Dec 14, 2021 16:30
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I have an idea - pay every NHS worker a nice fat bonus to get the vaccine (inc. those who already have) - more of the vaccine-hesitant will get vaccinated - no quittings - they're underpaid anyway - it'll save the NHS money in the long run
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Dec 15, 2021 09:23
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xtothez posted:So GB News' plan is to increase viewer numbers by hiring a crafty anchor? Lmao
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Dec 15, 2021 09:23
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OwlFancier posted:There was that stupid terf social media thing that uses an AI to try to determine your gender and it apparently will verify trans women quite happily and also some twinks lmao, obviously it also rejects a bunch of cis women arbitrarily because AI is the future. I need to see this, fashion me with a link
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Dec 15, 2021 12:10
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Communist Thoughts posted:Why is his hand so tiny It's not it's just further away from the camera
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Dec 16, 2021 01:47
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Wizard Master posted:Observing the UK response to Omicron, only one image comes to mind: that of Emperor Nero playing the fiddle whilst Rome burns to the ground. Nero was in a different city at the time and set out for Rome as soon as he heard the news, coordinated the firefighting response and poured massive amounts of money into the rebuilding effort  We can only wish Boris came even close to Nero's disaster management
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Dec 16, 2021 08:05
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Failed Imagineer posted:If by "sorting all the paperwork" you mean "changing nappies" then yeah Pooperwork
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Dec 16, 2021 19:31
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No wait I've got an even better one Poopoowee Please accept this as my final answer
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Dec 16, 2021 19:32
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I dunno why anyone's surprised he got 14 years for trying to torch the police. What did you expect to happen??
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Dec 18, 2021 11:25
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stev posted:If you forego the trial and appeal process, sure. They'd probably be happy with that though. That is literally exactly what they want. Execution the morning after the verdict
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Dec 18, 2021 11:44
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keep punching joe posted:You either die a Jeremy or you live long enough to see yourself become a Piers. Lmao
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Dec 19, 2021 14:09
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Normally when a company does something terrible they just rebrand. This is more of a debrand
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big scary monsters posted:We had goose one year and it is much better than turkey imo. One of these years I'm going to get swan. You gotta wait until the queen is dead first Then all the swans enter public domain
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Dec 20, 2021 01:21
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I'm glad the government are handing out cooking tips but this does seem a little excessive. That wasn't a cooking tip.
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Dec 20, 2021 10:41
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DesperateDan posted:I'm probably going to roast the beefs this year The correct move would be to pickle the onions but at least you're not flamin' the hots
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Dec 20, 2021 11:34
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You're either positive or negative so the speed of turning positive is "it happens instantly" What an idiot
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Dec 20, 2021 23:53
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kecske posted:SIDS is a pretty apt set of initials for him He doesn't like it when it's sudden. You can't savour it.
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Imagine dismantling the welfare state and having your worker drone population quit anyway. Suck it, capital
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