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Guavanaut posted:Spare a thought for the real victims of the season, mildly inconvenienced opinion columnists who likely spend all their time not going on about sacred liberties ranting about the human rights act and protestors. i wouldn't be listening to any advice from the baddy off aliens
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 11:57 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:06 |
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wuwuruwruwghghghuuuugh prum munustuh us ut true you hud a big pawtuhy und got drubk und held two pawtuhy hats on your chest like a big madonna wuth poibty buhbs prum munustuh awrwaruurruugh
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 17:46 |
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if you take a moment to think about it it's probably not a good idea to add the mental and physiological turmoil of sudden withdrawal to people who are locked up in a prison
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 12:01 |
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Convex posted:I've highlighted the discrepancy between your thinking and the government's i know but there seemed to be someone in thread struggling
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 12:08 |
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those box things they speak at are from when they used to open them up for to be sick into them like that before steeling themselves again with a good pint of brandy
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 17:02 |
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jfc lookit him
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 13:34 |
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just having a giggle about celebrating hatred but I WROTE FAHDUR TEHD OIM HIP AND WID IT
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 13:44 |
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sebzilla posted:https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1467065497304903683?t=2wD4dCFxx0uMUUxD9WUV_g&s=19 i'll bet he's watching michael mcintyre in that picture
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 22:04 |
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hayley
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 19:04 |
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the taste. of. his. cherry chapstick
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 12:03 |
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if you don't provide proper schemes for the young people where they can learn important life skills such as writing a strongly worded letter to put across their point of view, then grown half-nekit men vandalising people's modern PVCed double-glazing and babbling incoherently about bum-oles is exactly what you end up with imo
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 12:04 |
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think bigger, move till some country you like and just take over the country
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 13:36 |
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just march in there with your sword and big codpiece like kinge of olde
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 13:36 |
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i would be a goodly king with large beer for all and schemes for the young people
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 13:38 |
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Rustybear posted:the biggest question is with two police officers kneeling on his back how did he just pop back up and double jump over a garden fence he has his faults and definitely wouldn't be good relationship material, but he does look p fit
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 15:24 |
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it's easier than accepting that nobody wants anything to do with you because you are a gigantic sack of poo poo, i suppose
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2021 13:20 |
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xtothez posted:This should be the real scandal. There's absolutely no way that senior journalists only just found out about this video now. They've sat on it all year, and decided that now is the moment to try and force change of government. there's a considerable section of the public who will want to know what carrie was wearing and what kind of nibbles they were having and where they can buy them too
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 10:30 |
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your take a break readers on the other hand could very well be the bulwark of the revolution, they've been reading the tips section for decades and can make half a dozen kinds of party snack - with smiley faces on - with just some out of date condiments and the contents of the toaster's crumb tray
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 10:36 |
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TACD posted:wet fart in a paper bag
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 10:39 |
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the lady who did the cleaning in a place i worked at used to read stories from them out to me, i always knew it was going to be a goodun when she went "gaaaaasp" the tips sections in them are sometimes comedy gold and sometimes a tragic window into the lives of some very lonely people
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 11:05 |
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away for a walk around town with your big bell and sandwich board
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 13:04 |
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it's surreal how iterative this whole thing is, though like maybe the idea that the goal is to get back to normal needs a fundamental rethink
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 13:07 |
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nostalgic for old tereezer's weekly VONCs and going on television to have a shout at the nation with her warbly voice like a temporary teacher atop the precipice of a nervous breakdown
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 13:31 |
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did we find out what those two blokes on either side of the broken door were fighting about
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 23:43 |
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vote albalaba ah nivur tuched they weemin
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 11:54 |
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must be like a cross between the hulk and the village of the damned, that flat
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 12:05 |
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wwururrurhhghgh bunufuht claymuhnts to recite the nushunahl unthum at our wahr mumoriuhls ruarwhghh
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 13:06 |
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eyup crafteh wank
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 13:07 |
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ain't no party like a wet-egg pardaaaay heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey hooooooooooooooooooooo
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 14:30 |
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keith has to watch his tongue because the papers have a picture of him in a bath of wet eggs doing an O face
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 14:31 |
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i reckon that chalattally sisters only gurned on TV because she was gutted she'd done hersel out of a job, like
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 17:20 |
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pre:VOTE THERESA MAY TEAM TO GET BREXIT DONE P.S. I AM WANKING AS I TEXT THIS
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 11:55 |
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seems wine and nibbles is a big part of government business
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 13:30 |
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bring back old harold wilsons he'd have just downed a big pint of bitter and a bowl of mash and HP sauce while he walked between rooms imo
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 13:31 |
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Guavanaut posted:Darren Grimes drinking a teacup of hot bulls piss on GB News to own the libs. ol craftywank be more likely to use a hipflask imo
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 16:52 |
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do yous reckon the film johnny english led to brexit
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 17:59 |
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BUY LYNX AND SPRAY LYNX ON UR ARM-PITS OR ELSE U R GAY
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 22:40 |
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it's actually decided by a throwing competition
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 00:29 |
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TACD posted:Gotta say the scandalous Christmas party being a quiz is far more mundane than I was imagining not even party hats
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 12:17 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:06 |
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wuruugh wut ugg rucuvery bohnds und toughah suntunces for those who yourunate on owah wahr mumoriuls rwurwurwurwhhaegheargejjhgg
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