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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Our first Brexit Christmas



What aren't you not forfeiting for Christmas this year?

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Spotted in London last night

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I did 'David Cameron loving a pig" earlier.


e: bonus "Boris Johnson giving birth"


"Queen Elizabeth eating a baby"

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Dec 1, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

"Jimmy Savile running through a field of children"


Though he looks very much like Boris...

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

"Jacob Rees Mogg being put back in the bottle"



"Michael Gove snorting sewage from the beach"



"Theresa May absorbing Boris Johnson"



"Jacob Rees Mogg having sex with margaret thatcher's corpse"

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Dec 2, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Failed Imagineer posted:

Chaos Ed Milliband by Chiena Mièville, based on the works if Hieronymous Bosch



With a bonus of "Boris Johnson devouring his offspring" and "Jabba the Boris Johnson"



"Sajid Javid eating Atlas Shrugged book" and "Downing Street but made out of soup"

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Dec 2, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Thread...
https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1465927734069280768

Which is why he did distraction interviews

https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1466164249718398978

And now there's another dodgy contract
https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1466123545013071887

https://twitter.com/jonny_b69/status/1465936587963916289

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Dec 2, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

ThomasPaine posted:

I don't even know why anyone pretends these kind of revelations matter. Yeah, tories will be tories. They'll keep being tories. Nothing matters, no one cares, they will suffer no consequences because we're a nation of cowards.

The other option is that everyone gives up, nobody reports on any of this, and nobody cares or even gets to know what is going on.

Is that what you'd prefer?

I'm glad that there is at least a shred of accountability left, and people willing to put in the time and effort. They matter to me.

e: bonus 'Houses of Parliament but made out of mayonnaise"

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 2, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

"Keir Starmer, but made out of Ham" vs "a ham, but made out of Keir Starmer"

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1466476451255967745

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Ugh :(

https://twitter.com/charleshymas/status/1466309798211825668

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Dabir posted:

So this is going to directly kill people, right?

Yes, through overdoses, withdrawals and violence.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

forkboy84 posted:

I don't want to shock you but heroin is something you can get in prison.

Sure, if you are able to afford the huge markup, have rich parents, or have a friendly gang member who is able to give you a tab in exchange for acting a dealer/courier when you get out.

I don't want to shock you, but the quality of prison heroin, as well as the ability to safely inject isn't that great in prison.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Dec 3, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

forkboy84 posted:

Yeah, my point wasn't "this is fine, people can get smack anyway", I'm agreeing with you that this really bad. It doesn't deal with drug abuse or even drug use in prisons, it's just a cruel attempt to force people to go cold turkey.

Sorry, yeah, I can see that now. My post was written in anger at the news, not you, and my confusion came from my blocklist and uBlock rules omitting part of the discussion.

I'm still in shock over this. Imagine drawing up policies with the intention of killing as many people as possible? How the gently caress can someone wake up one day and decide to do this? I genuinely don't get it.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 3, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Mark Francois' autobiography is getting some sterling reviews

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/migrants_rights/status/1467435088237498372

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I hope people realise that by taking away the passports and driving licenses, they are effectively also removing their right to vote.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

We could actually be on a path to some comedy gold with this:

https://twitter.com/LondonEconomic/status/1467457508931420162

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/leadJ5Tweet/status/1467492463795392521

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Andrew Neil posted some factually correct vaccine stuff, and is being attacked for it.

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467608874085662722

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467604286200766470

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467603386078052364

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467606166863859712

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

e: oops

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1467945242657759233

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467932009376985095

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467938961842659342

I love watching them fight

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Yeah, she's really hosed up here. I'm sure she's going to regret all of this when she wakes up sober tomorrow.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/MrJonNewton/status/1467929025528139777

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467961061076832263

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1467962502197624833

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



"Andrew Neil pedo elite train" - as envisioned by whatsherface's tweet

Please don't right-click/save as (or sue)

e:

Bonus "Andrew Neil as a gammon steak"

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Dec 7, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/MulkinsRobert/status/1468043850627399689

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Watching Andrew Neil melt down on twitter is nice. I'm getting a sense of 'protesting too much', but the schadenfreude is watching him alienate his far-right covid denying supporter base :)

He's also going after a lot of people

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1468160615114018818

https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1468169924229033984

lol

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Dec 7, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Jennifer_Arcuri/status/1468009354947399681

https://twitter.com/Jennifer_Arcuri/status/1468032338189852677

https://twitter.com/hackerfantastic/status/1468037762909618181

loving lol.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/dollyton81/status/1468297021270503435

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ofkm48nv_k

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/trishgreenhalgh/status/1468299604865208325

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Agitate4Change/status/1468352705932541954

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

OwlFancier posted:

Actually the only change is that downing street must not have christmas parties, and nothing else at all.

I think it's going to simply be "Don't get caught next time"

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1468555887975489540

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1468561258572095490

e: vvv yeah, that'll teach me to refresh before posting

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Dec 8, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1468580981867257858

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1468312373953974283

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/martinmckee/status/1468613444463120385

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

It's worth reminding people that the work capability assessments were invented by New Labour. They were the ones who gave ATOS the contract, and they also drew up the framework that eventually became Universal Credit.

Starmer's Labour will make no difference to the poor and disadvantaged. Only work will set you free.

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Trickjaw posted:

I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out child #16 was induced to throw off the curse.

I don't think even Carrie would risk her unborn child to save Boris....

*BUT* if you can believe Cummings tweets, Boris has been having tantrums, screaming at the top of his voice and smashing up the flat. A heavily pregnant person living in an environment like that could very easily be naturally induced into giving birth.

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