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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Has the 'straight people getting mad about not being allowed to use the f slur when singing fairytale of new york' discourse began yet? Doesn't really feel like Christmas until then.

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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A new version of Covid? Very likely.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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My favourite marketing meme is 'create a disgusting version of a product that everyone hates but will also get the original product positive coverage'.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Only 13 words, not well thought out.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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I forgot all about the existence of Terry Scott until now.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Good news everyone, we don't have to worry about Omicron anymore

https://twitter.com/Snrovy/status/1466051942774358024

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Lol thought the kier hating peppa pig world was just a joke, but nope he actually said it.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Rookie mistake, only call litigious establishment Brits nonces when safely behind a pseudonym.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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How many of pen farthings loving dogs have been put down since coming to the UK?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Also if you voted Lib Dem in 2010 (while being a reader of this thread) , you were a mark who refused to heed the clear warnings. I remember the orange book being repeatedly linked here and it was clearly a crock of neolib poo poo. Brown was still the best option at the time and deserved your solidarity for calling that old woman a racist.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Borrovan posted:

The whole internet loves Bigot Lady, the lady who gets called a bigot for saying bigoted things *five seconds later* well now I feel stupid

Just had a flashback to when the papers crucified Emily Thornbury for implying that some white van flagshagger was a racist, and then gave him an interview to explain in detail his racist views and why he wouldn't vote for Labour.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Nonsense posted:

Your politicians are weak. Why haven’t they bodyslammed those writing lies? You don’t need lawyers.

It's because they all went to the same university societies as the journalists and are now cowed by the fear that the shared blood/sex rituals they partook in will be revealed to the public.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Dorries will be the next leader of the Conservative party, and will comprehensively defeat Starmer in the next (and final) UK General election.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Plot twist, the Internet was closed down in 2016 and 99.9% of interactions are bots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEn758DVF9I

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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I though boosters had been reduced to 3 month gap now? Get your booster asap.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Judge them on harm done. Mobiot's lovely liberal political opinions are probably outweighed heavily by the work he does raising public awareness of biosphere destruction. Glinner however has a couple of series of a beloved 90s sitcom about priests now totally dwarfed by a bunch of terminally divorced posting about who gets to use which toilet.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Imagine being the sort of prick who has access to that video and just sitting on it for a year.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Pretty good likeness imo.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Hope this omicron isn't serious, will be hard to get the public to comply with restrictions after a fortnight of being told that it's mild and everything is fine.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Yeah Johnson will never resign, he'll be forced out in 2022 after a moralist crusade by Christian fundamentalist wing of the party (we haven't had that particular flavour of Tory in a while). Paving the way for a new leader, the intellectual powerhouse Nadine Dorries, and the nations new head of year Andrea Leadsom as home secretary.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Has anyone seen one of Johnson's bus models, does he have an Etsy store?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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loving parody government

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1468572366590599170

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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happyhippy posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59584736

Annnnnnd shes out!
Boris had to sack someone, who else than the lowest on the rung, Allegra Stratton.

Finally justice has been served we can all now move on.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Court journalists now falling over themselves on social media to praise Stratton for her noble sacrifice. A true exemplar of British values and dignity.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Being a Covid doomer is totally justified based on the handling of the pandemic by the entire Western world. Especially if your government is the UK, and they have demonstrated a preference for a bodycount in the hundreds of thousands over maybe letting some airlines and Pret go bust.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Everyone should vote SNP imo.

If it sucks, hit da bricks.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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The guy fucks, make no mistake.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Cookie Cutter posted:

When and how is this meant to happen?

If you accept the premise that English politics is hosed for the next 20 years, what's stopping you from moving? It's the lowest bar of emigration, don't even need a passport.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

Also the idea that independence is going to usher in a less hosed society, which uh... I mean Ireland seems like it's just a different flavour of tory so I dunno if that's really necessarily likely.

Meh it's worth a punt, can't be any worse than the current fever dream of British life.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Borrovan posted:

Hey comrades everyone loves RP group drama right? Got a situation I could use some validation on:

Just got a group email from a friend, saying that a very old friend of his (who used to play with us, & then subsequently got into posting
a bunch of nazi poo poo on Facebook) is dying or something, misses roleplaying, & would like to join us again. I said he can gently caress right off & there's no way I'm sitting round a table with a loving nazi.

Funny thing is the guy who emailed is married to a first gen non white immigrant & finds the nazi poo poo more upsetting than anyone, but he's also got serious anxiety issues & hates conflict & they go way back so ugh
whatever I guess. Also seems a bit off since nazi guy (before anyone had ever heard any nazi poo poo from him) is the one who introduced me to most of the group a decade back. But, nonetheless, gently caress that, I'm not doing it.

I did right, right?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Can confirm that orange flavoured Yorkie bars are good.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1469330224282284043

https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1469027976381714438

https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1469084755010457600

keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Dec 10, 2021

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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ThomasPaine posted:

I think you may have meant to quote my post instead, this certainly does not apply to lovely geoguesser straight line lad

The whole internet loves Geoguesser straight line lad, a lovely lad who goes everywhere in a straight line.

*5 seconds later

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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A chance for Nadine Dorries, the culture Secretary, to show her quality.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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I see the Tory backbenchers are worried about civil liberties and creeping authoritarianism again. About the police and borders bills? Lol nope, mask hurt face no want vaccine passports.

https://twitter.com/michaeljmarra/status/1469010213646876676

At least we know who to blame when kier crashes and burns at the next GE.

keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Dec 12, 2021

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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LONDON BRIDGE IS DOWN

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Send every adult in the UK an ampoule of Phizer and a syringe, how hard can it be you just stick it in.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Pantsmaster Bill posted:

Anyone else having trouble ordering lateral flow kits?

Everyone soon

https://twitter.com/elliemaeohagan/status/1470331056314368001

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Noxville posted:

We saw everyone criticising Biden’s press secretary for scoffing at the idea of free testing and decided hey, that could be us

Going to be cool when we Americanize the education system to match.

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1470141286502080519

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