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Hello, my name is Gene Splicer
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He's so old I'm interested
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Jul 13, 2022 03:50
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Gene so old he life insurance policy got revoked because it timed out.
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Jul 13, 2022 16:43
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Gene so old he showed up in Genghis Khans 23 and me Lmao 
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Jul 13, 2022 17:22
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My mans first forum was 900BChan
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Jul 13, 2022 17:25
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Genesplicer so old Dee Eight remembers when they were young.
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Jul 14, 2022 01:47
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I heard splicer pisses dust
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Jul 15, 2022 00:10
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my man so old the first three digits of his Social indicate the region in which his number was issued
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Jul 15, 2022 00:11
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dude carries a briefcase and wears spats
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Jul 15, 2022 00:16
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got a high-rear end bicycle and blood pressure to match
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Jul 15, 2022 00:18
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all pledging allegiance to a 46-star flag
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Jul 15, 2022 00:22
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Genesplicer never kicks rocks (Professional Courtesy)
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Jul 15, 2022 00:23
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Empty Sandwich posted:my man so old the first three digits of his Social indicate the region in which his number was issued Don’t they all?
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Jul 15, 2022 00:37
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t they all? they haven't for some years now you old motherfucker
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Jul 15, 2022 00:43
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[someone walks into the room without knocking] Genesplicer: [desperately fumbling around trying to hide the Venus of Willendorf] Nothing!
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Jul 15, 2022 00:46
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Genesplicer is old, sure, but he's still a good teacher. he loves the kids he teaches, and he's old, but he's not so old that he can't remember how his life was before things ossified down to the one path that actually happened. and this life is quite pleasant. it's nice to be able to impart knowledge. but again, he's not so old that he doesn't remember the feeling of those other possibilities, not even really inchoate yet, what those other lives might have been, the wonder and wondering if it all. still and all, he wouldn't trade for another chance, even though he's old.
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Jul 15, 2022 00:58
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also his nutsack is saggy and hosed-up
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Jul 15, 2022 00:59
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Empty Sandwich posted:they haven't for some years now I looked it up and up until 2007 the first three digits still represented an area, you old sumbitch
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Jul 15, 2022 01:08
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I looked it up and up until 2007 the first three digits still represented an area, you old sumbitch that's 15 years ago the year the iPhone was introduced you're so old a sesquidecade can pass and you think nothing of it
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Jul 15, 2022 01:14
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Genesplicer is so old he knows the truth about the creation of life and everything as we know it, but keeps it to himself so he can laugh at all the new weird religions us mere mortals concoct. Also I hear he plays poker with the Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thursday nights...
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Jul 25, 2022 18:53
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genesplicer is so old that the $20 bill he uses for dick dingers is made entirely out of cocaine from so many years of heavy use
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Jul 25, 2022 19:03
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Genesplicer is so old that twenty years ago today he joined some ragtag group of posters on the SomethingAwful Forums and never looked back. This was just before his 40th birthday. (Upon hearing this revelation, Mrs. Genesplicer said "It's only been twenty years? It feels like a lot more than that!")
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Oct 19, 2022 16:33
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Happy birthday! Also, wtf, why would you join some lovely forum?
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Oct 19, 2022 17:02
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Genesplocer is so old that he's still excited to post on a dead forum.
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Oct 19, 2022 17:06
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Do you get a gold watch after 20 years here? I still haven't gotten mine, but I'm waiting patiently.
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Oct 19, 2022 17:11
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Why join SA? Long ago, in the wilds of the EI (Early Internet), I learned about Photoshop. It was actually useful to me as a science teacher, so I wanted to learn how to use it. The computer teacher at my school suggested that I visit Worth1000.com for advise and pointers. I did. It was a great resource. From there I learned about Fark, which also did photoshops. I was there for a while, but I found their photoshop threads started getting dull and repetitive. About the time I was thinking there had to be something better than Fark, I learned of a Three-way photoshop contest between Worth1000, Fark, and some place called SomethingAwful. I liked SA's photoshops the best, risked ten bucks to join the forums, and am now drunk on Mod Power.
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Oct 19, 2022 17:11
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Genesplicer so old he can't Necro threads
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Oct 19, 2022 17:13
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genesplicer is so old that he can't remember if the last martin luther speech he saw was in washington or at the diet of worms
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Oct 19, 2022 17:13
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I honestly didn't know that Genesplicer was approaching 60 years young.Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he can't Necro threads lol
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Oct 19, 2022 17:16
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I honestly didn't know that Genesplicer was approaching 60 years young. I honestly thought he was older than that. He's not even old enough to be my dad, wtf
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Oct 19, 2022 17:31
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RFC2324 posted:I honestly thought he was older than that. Yeah people said he was old, I was picturing like, 75+.
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Oct 19, 2022 17:33
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That's only because he hit UINT_MAX and wrapped around
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Oct 19, 2022 17:36
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genesplicer is so old he made the first integer wraparound joke
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Oct 19, 2022 17:38
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Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he can't Necro threads I disagree. Genesplicer so old his whole wardrobe be necro threads
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Oct 19, 2022 17:56
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[solemnly] this is Genesplicer's car key
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Oct 19, 2022 19:30
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Gene predates the addition of the numeral 0
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Oct 20, 2022 02:55
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Genesplicer created Sri Lanka by shedding a tear
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Oct 20, 2022 03:40
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Genesplicer so old he takes centrum silver
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Oct 20, 2022 23:55
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Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he takes centrum silver Centrum Stone aged
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Oct 21, 2022 01:16
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Genes so old he remembers when it was the Atlantic River
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