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Genesplicer so old that when a giant molecular cloud composed of hydrogen and helium collapsed into stars he complained about the energy bill going up.
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Genesplicer so old he still posts in original gbs!!!
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Dec 1, 2021 23:05
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when there was nothing to do but tuggin' and that's why he probates it brings back too many memories
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Dec 1, 2021 23:05
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Genesplicer so old that when the outer core of the planet Earth ignited into molten iron he demanded to know who turned up the thermostat.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:08
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Genesplicer so old he still uses a palm pre
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Dec 1, 2021 23:14
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Genesplicer so old that sid is still on a probe for calling Genesplicer old
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Dec 1, 2021 23:15
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Genesplicer so old that he don't want no Fop God dammit, he's a Dapper Dan man.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:15
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Genesplicer so old he doesn’t use that language in a public market
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Dec 1, 2021 23:15
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gene so old he remembers Time Before Krust, and longs for those days but it feels like a lifetime ago. alas, time moves forward.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:17
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Genesplicer so old none his kids even visit him anymore cuz they thought he was dead
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Dec 1, 2021 23:18
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Genesplicer so old that when he saw the first result of a mating between a neanderthal and a homosapien he exclaimed "THESE BOYS IS MISCEGENATED."
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Dec 1, 2021 23:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old that when he saw the first performance of Titus Andronicus at the Globe he immediately probated Shakespeare after hearing "Villain, I have done thy mother." Genesplicer probated me for a "your mom joke", lol.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:20
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Genesplicer so old he told MacDuff “my soul is charged with the blood of thine already”
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Dec 1, 2021 23:21
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Genesplicer so old he probated Sterquilinus for threadshitting.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:25
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Genesplicer so old when they were voting on whether to make God a mod of the universe he was the only no vote because God once told Adam "suck the poo poo outta my rear end OP"
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Dec 1, 2021 23:26
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gene so old he worked for Bureau of Prohibition because no one invited him to parties
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Dec 1, 2021 23:26
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Genesplicer so old that when he read James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle he reprimanded him, saying "You know we don't do this any more. No? Well, you do now. Put in a bit more effort. You aren't in third grade any more."
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Dec 1, 2021 23:27
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Genesplicer so old that
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Dec 1, 2021 23:32
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Free Sid
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Dec 1, 2021 23:34
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He got his brain scrambled by a horse hoof he gets a permanent r-word pass
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Dec 1, 2021 23:35
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when Jared from Subway was a fat loser and not a convicted chomo
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Dec 1, 2021 23:35
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Genesplicer so old that when he discovered Sid had stolen the fire from Mount Olympus to light up a blunt he punished him by transforming into a horse and kicking him in the head.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:37
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Genesplicer so old that his JO crystal is a kidney stone
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Dec 1, 2021 23:38
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Who What Now posted:Free Sid free sid, free drad_bert
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Dec 1, 2021 23:46
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genesplicer is old
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Dec 1, 2021 23:49
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Dec 1, 2021 23:51
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Gene's so old that when he was a kid, the Encyclopedia Britannica only went up to "S".
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Dec 1, 2021 23:51
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Genesplicer so old he nuts dust
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Dec 1, 2021 23:55
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Genesplicer so hold his first phone number was 5.
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Dec 2, 2021 00:05
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Genesplicer so old he's the inspiration for King Arthur
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Dec 2, 2021 00:07
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when they invented sleep
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Dec 2, 2021 00:12
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Genesplicer so old that when he achieved CHIM the first thing he did was permaban the Dwemer for mod sass.
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Dec 2, 2021 00:25
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genesplicer is on the no fly list cuz he got two hooked feet and the croup
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Dec 2, 2021 00:36
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Genesplicer so old that when they filmed his biography this year they put Clint Eastwood in old age makeup for accuracy.
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Dec 2, 2021 00:40
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Genesplicer so old he voted in the first election by putting a rock in a clay cup.
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Dec 2, 2021 00:44
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old that when they filmed his biography this year they put Clint Eastwood in old age makeup for accuracy. lol genesplicer so old that in the biopic, gene hackman played young genesplicer
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Dec 2, 2021 00:45
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Genesplicer so old his balls splash in the toilet..on the floor below.
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Dec 2, 2021 01:09
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Gene splicer so old he cums soft
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Dec 2, 2021 01:14
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when "Caveman Beating on Rocks With Stick" was the #1 pop hit in America
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Dec 2, 2021 01:15
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers chastising the first tool using apes for tossing out a perfectly good piece of flint that was just “chipped a little bit and still good”
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Dec 2, 2021 01:15
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