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genesplicer is not so very old i mean he's sort of aged, but he's not really ancient snipe bofa dee's nutz, you little punks
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genesplicer is so old he was the guy who wrote the part of leviticus that was really against tugging and then spent 500 years in theological debate to make sure it made it in the original bible
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Dec 2, 2021 01:23
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Genesplicer is SO old that his points of reference are embarassingly out of touch
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Dec 2, 2021 01:23
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Genesplicer so old that when Pangea formed he blamed it on the Globalist agenda.
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Dec 2, 2021 01:23
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Genesplicer is so loving old ever Rodney Dangerfield tugs his tie and goes WOW! OLD!
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Dec 2, 2021 01:25
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Christ i thought he died like 8 years ago tbqh
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Dec 2, 2021 01:25
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dee eight posted:genesplicer is not so very old Genesplicer so old he was the mohel at see eight's bris
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Dec 2, 2021 01:26
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Genesplicer is so drat old he laments the “Good property value” earth lost to the moon when that proto planet hit young earth
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Dec 2, 2021 01:27
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Genesplicer so old that when multicellular algae first developed sexual dimorphism he refered to it as perversion.
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Dec 2, 2021 01:29
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Genesplicer is so old he invented the circumcising’ to try and keep people to even for a brief period to stop tuggin’ and even made sure it became the basis of all abhramic religions and yet, We be here tuggin’
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Dec 2, 2021 01:29
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Genesplicer so old he got "low effort catchphrases will result in probation" carved into Hammurabi's Code
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Genesplicer is so old he could be my kind and loving grandparent who always taught me fun science experiments as a small child
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Dec 2, 2021 01:29
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Genesplicer is so old he perma banned the dinosaurs for reasons that are still unclear
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Dec 2, 2021 01:31
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Genesplicer so old that the divide by two then add seven rule would not permit him to date Betty White.
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Dec 2, 2021 01:33
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Genesplicer so old when a young, hopeful, and optimistic Adolf Hitler showed him his latest painting, Gene kicked him out a of art school because he'd already seen one like it before
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Dec 2, 2021 01:36
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Genesplicer so old that when God rested on the seventh day he told Him "Kids these days have no work ethic."
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Dec 2, 2021 01:37
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Gene is so old he is fluent in Etruscan but won’t let anyone else know or record the language until those drat heathens vacate the Tiber
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Dec 2, 2021 01:40
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Genesplicer so old that when microbes first started performing photosynthesis during the Great Oxidation Event he demanded to know "Who let that draft in?"
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Dec 2, 2021 01:44
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Genesplicer is so old he thinks "they dont make cosmological constants like they used to"
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Dec 2, 2021 01:55
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers the 1980s
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Gensplicer is so old he gave Corsair a vanity emote as an ironic joke.
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Dec 2, 2021 02:02
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Genesplicer is so old he scoffs at what we think magnetic north is
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Dec 2, 2021 02:09
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Genesplicer so old that Genesplicer is so old and crusty that seeing a Krusty makes him even more crusty.
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Dec 2, 2021 02:12
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old that when God rested on the seventh day he told Him "Kids these days have no work ethic." lol
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Dec 2, 2021 02:14
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Genesplicer is so old he banned Fred Flintstone for posting "yabba dabba doo-on't post threads op" after every new thread
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Dec 2, 2021 02:16
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Genesplicer so old that when homo habilis developed knapped stone tools to scrape meat off bones he angrily published a manifesto entitled "Industrial Society and Its Future."
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Dec 2, 2021 02:35
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Genesplicer so old he's reading reports from 2003
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Dec 2, 2021 02:45
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gensplicer so old his telomeres got shortened a lot and he had to splice new ones onto them
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Dec 2, 2021 02:51
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Genesplicer so old he just reported a Derek Smart UseNet post from 1996.
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Dec 2, 2021 02:52
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genestealer so old he could be my kid brother
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Dec 2, 2021 03:04
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When Genesplicer was a wee lad, the periodic table was just hydrogen
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Dec 2, 2021 03:10
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Genesplicer went to camp so long ago that loving Jesus Christ was his counselor! And his best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when Genesplicer went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the Bubonic plague!
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Dec 2, 2021 03:21
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Genesplicer so old he remembers the martians sending protospores to earth for colonization before the planet became an arid wasteland
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Dec 2, 2021 03:24
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Genesplicer so old his grandpa is the primodial force of Chaos
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Dec 2, 2021 03:57
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genesplicer so old he missed the last supper because he went for the early bird special
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Dec 2, 2021 04:26
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers how the primordial soup tasted and is such an angry mod because no one’s gotten the seasoning right in billions of years
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Dec 2, 2021 04:30
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Wall Balls posted:genesplicer so old he missed the last supper because he went for the early bird special Lol
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Dec 2, 2021 04:31
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Genesplicer so old he logs on thru Gopher
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Dec 2, 2021 05:27
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Genesplicer so old, he's a veteran of World War -2.
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Genesplicer so old, if he were a tree they'd call him the lord of the rings.
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