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Mans so old he think a prostate is for car insurance His doctor don’t check it. They carbon date it
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The song “forever young” is in comparison to Genesplicer
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Dec 6, 2021 23:23
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Genesplicer uses the “half your age plus seven” for dating Isotopes
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Genes so old he’s always first in line at The March of Progress
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Dec 7, 2021 01:15
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Genes so old that he thinks pyramid schemes are funeral arrangements
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Dec 11, 2021 00:53
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Genesplicer is so old he goes to the gas station for his high school reunions
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Dec 11, 2021 00:57
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Genesplicer is so old that when he was a kid the periodic table of elements was a foot stool
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Genes so old he could never get cell reception as a kid cuz there was only like three
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Dec 11, 2021 03:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:kids? Cells
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Dec 11, 2021 03:36
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Genesplicer so old, the last time he went to a baby shower he brought frankincense
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Dec 21, 2021 00:11
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Bitch so old he think the Smithsonian is a swingers club
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Jan 2, 2022 05:21
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Genes so old the first time he tried paleo there was no other option
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Jan 2, 2022 05:26
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Genes so old that before he was incontinent he was one continent
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Jan 4, 2022 00:36
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Genesplicer is so old he’s had a Platonic relationship
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Jan 5, 2022 01:27
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Genesplicer is so old the last time he had an erection the Leafs won the cup
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Genes so old he did 23 and me and found out he was related to everyone
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Jan 21, 2022 01:38
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What do you call Genesplicer walking out of an antique store? Shoplifting.
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Jan 21, 2022 01:58
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Genesplicer so old he creeps on exes at the Smithsonian
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Spinz posted:Bullshit Spinz so old the last time she had a period it was the Jurassic
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Jul 2, 2022 01:55
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Spinz posted:Post Roe v Wade that makes me HOT idiot Girl, ur barely post dinosaur vs meteor <3
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Jul 2, 2022 02:16
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Smugworth posted:Genesplicer so old he knows for a fact it was egg before chicken So old he came first
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Jul 3, 2022 14:33
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Gene so old he showed up in Genghis Khans 23 and me
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Jul 13, 2022 03:17
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Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he can't Necro threads I disagree. Genesplicer so old his whole wardrobe be necro threads
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Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he takes centrum silver Centrum Stone aged
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Genes so old he remembers when it was the Atlantic River
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Genesplicer so old he went from one continent to incontinent
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