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Genesplicer is so old that in order to take a poo poo he has to lift his old saggy nutsack across his chest and over his shoulders because he balls sag like five and a half feet.
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Genesplicer so old that when he changes the channel on his smart TV with the smart remote, he kneels in front of the TV to do it, because he so used to the TV having a channel dial.
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Dec 3, 2021 05:29
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Genesplicer so old he scan he AM radio and get mad that the 50,000 watt AM station he listened to isn't a clear channel anymore and he have to do phone things to get radios.
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Dec 3, 2021 05:36
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Genesplicer so old he was the coach that was fired before Notre Dame hired Knute Rockne.
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Dec 5, 2021 03:16
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Genesplicer so old The Last Supper was he first supper
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Dec 5, 2021 17:53
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Gene so old traces of he DNA have been found in newly melted Siberian permafrost.
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Dec 7, 2021 02:16
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Gene so old he know which came first the chicken or the egg.
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Dec 8, 2021 20:18
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Gene so old he call 911 at 7 PM to report his neighbors for "eating outdoors with guests and it looks like they're drinking some wine."
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Dec 9, 2021 03:26
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Gene so old he first car was a horse-drawn buggy.
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Dec 11, 2021 01:49
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Genesplicer so old he remember when there were only four wonders of the ancient world.
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Dec 11, 2021 19:40
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Gene so old he got mad at the Wright brothers because they achieved flight merely days before he did.
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Dec 12, 2021 20:28
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Gene so old he knows of a time when Werther's Original was just Werther's.
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Dec 13, 2021 01:41
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Gene so old he send a note with a carrier pigeon to ask he nearest neighbor "can you come clean my glasses so I can read these posts?"
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Dec 13, 2021 05:42
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Genesplicer is so old he was around when G.I. Joe went by his formal name, G.I. Joseph.
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Dec 14, 2021 19:38
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Genesplicer so old he was a foreman on the Stonehenge construction site.
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Dec 21, 2021 00:49
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Genesplicer so old he call he great great great great great great great great grandson for a weed connect
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Dec 21, 2021 20:37
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Genesplicer so old he were hired to notarize the Magna Carta.
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Jan 2, 2022 04:49
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Gene so old there is a tree in the neighborhood that look just like him and kids say "That tree grew from the husk of Old Man Gene. He were so old him become a husk and then an tree."
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Jan 4, 2022 02:38
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Gene so old he led the dev team on Atari 100.
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Jan 4, 2022 03:04
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Gene so old he called he first wife "the ole earthen stone and twine"
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Jan 4, 2022 03:07
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Gene so old he had CoVid-19BC.
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Jan 5, 2022 03:19
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Gene so old he wipe he rear end with pumice rocks.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:20
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Gene so old he got he got his medical degree from The Canon of Medicine in 1025.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:27
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Gene so old he knows of a time when basketball was just "basket" and teams of five tried to see who could look at the basket the longest.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:29
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Gene so old he was the first person to name George Herman Ruth "Babe."
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Mar 2, 2022 05:31
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Gene so old he qualifies for social security four times.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:34
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Gene so old he was confused by rivers, and was the first human to make a bridge.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:36
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Gene so old he got fired when he said that soup in a can would never sell.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:39
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Gene so old he see a video of a dog on a surfboard and he have a heart attack.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:40
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Gene so old he look out he blinds and rumble "hmmmmm" at he neighbor taking they garbage cart to the curb.
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Mar 2, 2022 05:43
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Genesplicer so old he prefers toilet parchment to toilet paper.
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Jul 8, 2022 02:05
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Gene so old he life insurance policy got revoked because it timed out.
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Jul 13, 2022 16:43
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Gene so old he appear as an extra in all the films played on GRIT TV.
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Oct 21, 2022 01:31
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