NFL Week 13 Aftermath Thread: all too small and thin to actually pull a cork.

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Nuke Boston and Tampa from orbit. It�s the only way to be sure.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:06

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# ? May 9, 2024 06:33

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

actually now after that game, i transcend space and time.

posting from the future: hah this pats team is gonna get clobbered next week anyway, the ball just bounced off all mahomes' recievers' hands. not a real win, plus refs

# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:09

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Magicpants is growing too powerful we�re running out of options here

# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:11

Sono: Apr 9, 2008

fartknocker posted:

Nuke Boston and Tampa from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

This is how you get Bradyzilla.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:17

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

lol bills

# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:45

K8.0: Feb 26, 2004; Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The whole quote is something.

The man's mind is shattered. I was thinking the Pats would probably lose the rematch but now I feel like they're going to win out (aside from the obligatory loss to the Dolphins in the last week).

# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:52

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Remember when pats fans were melting down over barely losing to the cowboys several weeks ago?

# ? Dec 7, 2021 15:58

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Or install a roof I dunno

No.

Fewer domes.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:18

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

I've had time to sleep on it and I think by rule the Bills should be forced to move to Austin. Harsh but fair

# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:19

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

Let Canada annex Buffalo

# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:23

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Tim Whatley posted:

I've had time to sleep on it and I think by rule the Bills should be forced to move to Austin. Harsh but fair

Austin loving sucks now, so yeah checks out

# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:24

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Or install a roof I dunno

Weak, lame, full of cowardice. More games like last night not fewer.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:24

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

I'm highly amused the 2/3 was due to an Agholor drop

# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:54

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shyduck posted:

I'm highly amused the 2/3 was due to an Agholor drop

I missed that drop but I won't miss the opportunity to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZboH1UNhOQ

# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:06

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

poo poo I might�ve miscalculated Magicpants whole thing as a gimmick

# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:20

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It was a December game in Buffalo.

Those happen every year. Multiple times even!

The QBs usually throw more than three times

# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:53

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

No one on Earth wants this even if it means Kawalimus is miserable.

Can someone who knows Kawalimus confirm/deny that I have found his picture online

# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:46

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Play posted:

Can someone who knows Kawalimus confirm/deny that I have found his picture online

How good/bad the Ravens are depends on which eye he�s watching with.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:55

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

fartknocker posted:

Nuke Boston and Tampa from orbit. It�s the only way to be sure.

Best to take out all of Florida. Just to be sure.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:09

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

thankful the long suffering patriots fans get to see their team on top of the AFC for once.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

Those happen every year. Multiple times even!

The QBs usually throw more than three times

Also sometimes it�s cold and windy in January when the playoffs happen.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:21

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

there is no way to look smart by making fun of someone for winning big

cant believe how often this forum gets into a big circle jerk about how tff has the smartest fans on the internet, you clowns only think that because you agree with each other

gently caress everbody and everything you stand for and everything you hold dear in this world

help me out mods

e: This NEVER happens in the NFL. This wasn�t just a crushing blow out, this was a crushing blow out with flavor and pizzazz. I will not rest until every child is singing from the rooftops Belichick is a goddamn genius.

anyway, Chiefs are still going to win the Super Bowl last year

Magicpants fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 7, 2021

# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:22

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I think you need a nap Mister.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:34

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Magicpants posted:

The Patriots are #1 in the AFC again. Boy are they.

gently caress you. Mac Jowns. I am so pumped I just gotta talk about it. Sorry if I�m the only fan on TFF who likes their team.

What other rebuild compares to this? So good so soon. One .500 year, and we�re already making the playoffs � scratch that, we�re already taking the first round bye, nerds.

Bill Belichick. Thinking about all the hot takes from self-proclaimed pats fans after the Bucs loss � Brady singlehandedly won all our super bowls and in retrospect Belichick was never even that good to begin with, we lost a few close games so fire him and hire one of these hot new coordinators like the next Arthur Smith or Saleh. LOL. Belichick is clearly obviously the greatest NFL coach of all time just as Brady is for QB. This team has been ludicrously good for decades and to the chagrin of everyone else, it is not even close to over. We just got to witness the kind of humilation and domination that you usually need to sign off on a waiver to recieve, the most one sided domination probably in the history of professional sports. Cheering for the Pats is a good time, I recommend.

Josh McDaniels. One of the best OCs in the NFL. Somehow still underrated, probably because of his HC stint and no one gives anybody credit when Brady�s around. Look how smooth this offense is running, look at the creative playcalls, look how successful the trick plays are, look at how well Mac is developing especially compared to every other rookie. I know Mac was supposed to be the most pro-ready prospect, but the Patriots obviously had a plan in place for their QB as opposed to every other organization apparently. The offense is firing on all cylinders, and it�s honestly better than what I imagined preseason. This motherfucker just pulled off a gameplan that was 100% runs in a division matchup to win the AFC as a joke.

Mac is on the attack. MAC. Jakobi is the next Edelman. MAC. Bourne is the next Welker. MAC. Hunter Henry is our best red zone threat. MAC. Agholor has been just a decoy and Jonnu has been especially worthless but whatever. MAC. Overall, an extraordinarily okay passing game. MAC. People wouldn�t talk smack about Mac�s arm if only we had a real outside WR like Jamar Chase, I would take Brandin Cooks back in a heartbeat. MAC.

Bill Belichick�s Big Beefy Boys. O-line is back to top 5 status. You got trusty stalwarts in David Andrews and Shaq Mason, Wynn also about as good, plus Karras is a better backup than some teams have at starter; all guys who don�t win awards but you are happy to start. Trent Brown and Mike Onwenu are the big boys. Big Maulers. That�s their new nickname I decided right here. Better watch out for Big Maulers, else you get big mauled. Behind them, Mondre is the man dre, Harris is fine but Mondre is exactly what this offense wants to be doing: pounding the rock, did you notice the emphasis on pounding.

Best defense in the league yet again. Other teams regularly get outsmarted by Steve Belichick that wonderous smelly mullet gremlin, licking his lips, drooling over his play sheet, humping refs� legs. Jerod Mayo provides the gentle but strong fatherly presence everyone has been missing their whole lives that give them the confidence they need to go out there and do their best.

Headlined by all new faces. Matt Judon was not just our best FA move but the best FA in 2021. Christian Barmore is a descendent in the Seymour/Wilfork bloodline. JC Jackson playing CB as good as anyone. Adrian Phillips is Pat Chung, Kyle Dugger is Pat Chung custom modded with flame decals on the sides. I thought McCourty, Hightower, KVN, also Jamie Collins were all completely dead beginning the year, but it turns out they were only mostly dead. Juuuuust enough left in the tank for one last ride. I could also mention solid depth and rotational players like Wise, Guy, Bentley, Godchaux, but no cares.

Anyway,
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WORLD CLASS MY rear end

# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:35

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

https://twitter.com/aroundthenfl/status/1468207120432582664?s=21

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:08

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

So many throws behind the line of scrimmage that you will lose your mind.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:13

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Hot Diggity! posted:

Weak, lame, full of cowardice. More games like last night not fewer.

iunno man, the first quarter and some change was funny with the wacky punts and the muffed one, plus the ridiculous lack of passing from the Patriots, but the rest of it was just a boring slog. I�m sure I can find footage from the 20s and 30s on YouTube if I want to watch a game that consists of nothing but 4 yard runs. I feel like the product never lives up to the expected entertainment value.

That�s not to say that domes should be the standard, and ridiculous weather games can be fun, but to ask for more of it, ehhh�

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:16

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

bows1 posted:

https://twitter.com/aroundthenfl/status/1468207120432582664?s=21

This MNF and Patriots victory is worth it if we can get Bill to shitpost and dunk in real life

But since the NFL is a no fun league someone get a ref to flag Bill for roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:20

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Gatts posted:

This MNF and Patriots victory is worth it if we can get Bill to shitpost and dunk in real life

Bill showed up to the game wearing a Navy facemask. Dude was shitposting his gameplan for the world to see.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:21

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

I am losing my mind. I am going nuts. This game has driven me insane. I am delirious with delight right now, that was incredible. Not saying it feels better than a Super Bowl win, but it was a more impressive feat. I love football.

the entire game was garbage time, the patriots spent literally the entire game grinding out the clock because that's just how much better they are as a team

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:29

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

bows1 posted:

https://twitter.com/aroundthenfl/status/1468207120432582664?s=21

He's gonna run it all game again. Just planting the seed in their head

Bill had his version of a dunk this morning

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1468183075729428491

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This is the type of football Belichick likes to watch

https://mobile.twitter.com/pff_seth/status/1314611267965984770

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bill clearly has no faith in his quarterback, time to trade Mac Jones for a sixth rounder and a Pro Bowl-tier long snapper.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:54

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is the type of football Belichick likes to watch

https://mobile.twitter.com/pff_seth/status/1314611267965984770

Bill 100% knows every single person on both sides of this ball and would say that's some incredible mental toughness by the defense

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:09

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

At least 50% of those players are named George or Henry.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:12

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is the type of football Belichick likes to watch

https://mobile.twitter.com/pff_seth/status/1314611267965984770

I'm the DE egregiously going for the QBs head well after the "pass" had been "thrown"

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:15

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

AndrewP posted:

I'm the DE egregiously going for the QBs head well after the "pass" had been "thrown"

That's actually Deacon Jones' father.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Ah, the '33 Eagles and famous names like Nip Felber, Milton Leathers and Swede Hanson

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Ah, the '33 Eagles and famous names like Nip Felber, Milton Leathers and Swede Hanson

Supposedly playing the �33 Portsmouth Spartans, the year before they became the Detroit Lions, with such luminaries as Leroy �Ace� Gutowsky, Roy �Father� Lumpkin, Faye �Mule�Wilson, Elmer Schaake, under head coach George �Potsy� Clark.

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Dec 7, 2021

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:43

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# ? May 9, 2024 06:33

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

If you played football before 1960 were you legally required to have a stupid nickname?

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:44

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