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Tonight on Deep Space 9 the staff of Kable's consider collective action. Jakara is torn between assisting her fellow servers and the need to afford the co-pay for her daughter's surgery. Elsewhere a young ensign prepares to meet with her long distance boyfriend and fears they may have grown apart. Her friend enjoys a day out and eats every flavour of ice cream in the wide range available at Kable's. I do not watch DS9. |
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Tonight on Deep Space 9 the Obsidian Order captures Miles, Keiko, and Molly and wisks them away blindfolded to a prison planet. When their hoods are removed they see Dukat and Demar wearing party hats. They remembered O'Brien's Birthday! Knarr for all!
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything   Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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Dec 5, 2021 19:31
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Bright Bart posted:Tonight on Deep Space 9 the staff of This is an actual episode |
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Dec 5, 2021 19:38
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Farecoal posted:This is an actual episode Hearing Rom quote Marx was 
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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Dec 6, 2021 05:38
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Tonight on start trek tng, data does some kind of ok impressions, I guess and worf worries that his new found love of deep fried candy bars could bring dishonor upon his house. Geordi falls in love with a roomba wearing a wig 
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Dec 8, 2021 01:13
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*Bashir with his mouth half open, vacant stare, rapidly shifting to some kind of weird smirk*
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Dec 8, 2021 07:42
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Oh this one's great-- O'Brien has to go planet-side for therapy and it winds up his therapist is a gang of Cardassian war criminals who inject his butt with butt poison and his entire butt is going to fall off in two days, exploding and killing Keiko as well as all four of his grandparents, but nobody on DS9 cares or notices because they're celebrating Amnesia Day with Vic Fontaine.
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Dec 8, 2021 07:45
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Julian is upset when Miles hurts his shoulder in a Yamak sauce wrestling competition, but not for the reason you might think. Kira ponders her orb.
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Dec 8, 2021 08:38
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also i just wanna bring this up i know we've all been thinking it since odo cites the rulebook when ejecting sisko for physical contact with an umpire, we can assume that a rulebook vaguely equivalent to present day MLB rules was in effect until the last world series was played in 2042. rule 4.17 clearly states that a team must forfeit the game if it is unwilling or unable to field a team of nine players. when the players stand for the UFP anthem, the logicians have nine players standing, including solok. later, solok is also ejected for physical contact with an umpire, meaning that the logicians must forfeit the game, so the niners won. if you'd like to learn more about this injustice you can keep up with the hashtag #ninerswon on all socials
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Dec 8, 2021 08:47
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In the cold open, Keiko mentions to Miles that her school is putting on a musical play. Miles then dreams that he triggers an old Cardassian security trap that releases a virus into the station that gives people the uncontrollable urge to sing. After finding a cure, Miles wakes up hearing Keiko practicing a song, then looks straight into the camera nervously. End credits. |
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Dec 8, 2021 10:48
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How Wonderful! posted:Vic Fontaine. Theres an episode with this guy on my background TV right now WHO SENT YOU?
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Dec 8, 2021 13:52
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How Wonderful! posted:Vic Fontaine. Vic Fontaine is what inspired me to create the thread. 
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Dec 8, 2021 14:43
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The first time I watched it I was So CONVINCED that Vic Fontaine would turn out to be a mole or a spy program or something that the Cardassians or Weyoun left behind.
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Dec 8, 2021 16:44
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LastGoodBoy posted:the real self-sealing stem bolt was the friends we made along the way FutonForensic posted:you can't have your big space fight until you watch these ugly rear end aliens with cinnamon roll ears discover that sexism is bad lmao crimes |
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Dec 8, 2021 16:52
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i love vic fontaine and i don't care who knows it
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Dec 8, 2021 18:37
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quark gets his comeuppance when he discovers his new deathsticks dealer has been cutting with Andorian Ticklesniffs. Who is this unscrupulous character? None other than Harcourt Fenton Mudd. The remaining 39 minutes of episode are grotesquely pornographic
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Dec 9, 2021 04:00
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Tonight on start trek tng, data does some kind of ok impressions, I guess and worf worries that his new found love of deep fried candy bars could bring dishonor upon his house. Geordi falls in love with a roomba wearing a wig i love the Fat Worf seasons. he and Fat Daphne should have hooked up in an "epic" crossover event. (canonically Frasier is already part of Star Trek anyway so it wouldn't be a big stretch.) ---------------- |
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Dec 9, 2021 04:02
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The remaining 39 minutes of episode are grotesquely pornographic 
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Dec 9, 2021 14:28
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:quark gets his comeuppance when he discovers his new deathsticks dealer has been cutting with Andorian Ticklesniffs. Who is this unscrupulous character? None other than Harcourt Fenton Mudd. The remaining 39 minutes of episode are grotesquely pornographic This is an episode of The Orville, complete with softcore gay porn.
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Dec 9, 2021 14:33
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How Wonderful! posted:The first time I watched it I was So CONVINCED that Vic Fontaine would turn out to be a mole or a spy program or something that the Cardassians or Weyoun left behind. crazy.
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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Dec 9, 2021 18:47
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How Wonderful! posted:The first time I watched it I was So CONVINCED that Vic Fontaine would turn out to be a mole or a spy program or something that the Cardassians or Weyoun left behind. The more I think about this, the more I want a fanfic exploring this. |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:18
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The remaining 39 minutes of episode are grotesquely pornographic ah, a holodeck episode |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:20
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remember the one where quark tries to make secret holodeck porn of kira, then she sabotages it and adds quark's head to it? lmao
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Dec 9, 2021 19:21
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a DS9/Baywatch crossover episode |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:49
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your friend sk posted:remember the one where quark tries to make secret holodeck porn of kira, then she sabotages it and adds quark's head to it? lmao I just watched the one where Quark dresses up as a woman and open mouth kisses the guy who makes slug-o-cola. |
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Dec 9, 2021 19:51
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cruft posted:I just watched the one where Quark dresses up as a woman and open mouth kisses the guy who makes slug-o-cola. 
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Dec 9, 2021 20:18
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pixaal posted:This is an episode of The Orville, complete with softcore gay porn. my perception of TV sci-fi has never recovered from one of those "made for TV" babylon 5 movies, which opened up on the captain(?) accidentally being given a data crystal which apparently held a snow white themed human-alien orgy porno. the two characters started watching it and both did a head tilt at the same time. then i tried watching Lexx. i assumed all sci-fi TV was like this. i still kinda am. crimes |
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Dec 9, 2021 20:40
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Depends on the scifi, but if it's a space-opera the writers are probably going to put some horny in. All Star Trek is space opera. SG-1 started on Cinemax so season 1 has some horny but after Syfy picked it up it's good (Don't watch Universe, it gets horny in weird ways that only 2009 would think were acceptable). SG-1 is very camp, it's more comedy and it's great. If you want fun wacky adventures pick it up. Dark Matter is another show that's heavy on camp and good. And if you start reading scifi oh boy sometimes you get like 30 pages of smut you gotta skim to see if they reveal FTL secrets during it.
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Dec 9, 2021 20:45
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pixaal posted:And if you start reading scifi oh boy sometimes you get like 30 pages of smut you gotta skim to see if they reveal FTL secrets during it. robert heinlen has never spoken to a human women. i have no proof but i must believe this. crimes |
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Dec 9, 2021 20:48
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I had to stop reading the follow-up books to Redezvous with Rama when I got to the chapter that opened with a discussion of some chick's masturbating schedule. That first book was badass, though. |
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Dec 9, 2021 20:54
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:robert heinlen has never Also, on a very special DS9: Kira becomes obsessed with reviving the Bajoran tradition of wearing a fish on her head, and gets huffy when everyone else refuses to do the same, except for Garak who thinks it's fantastic and starts stocking fish in his tailor shop. |
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Dec 9, 2021 22:11
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All of the hot characters get sent on an away mission, where they discover a new species of alien that mates through audio signals. Each unknowingly pregnant, they return to the station and undergo rapid gestation, which makes them hideous. The uggos have the last laugh as Bashir, Kira, that one lady with the sexy spots, and every woman who ever played a bit part in Quark's bar, are banished to the Omega quadrant. Guest starring Iggy Pop, for some reason. |
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Dec 9, 2021 22:37
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tonight on TNG Wesley finally comes down from getting high with that space shaman. Episode guest directed by Chris Carter.
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Dec 9, 2021 23:47
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Tonight on Enterprise, the writers find yet another reason to have the camera focus on T'Pol's boobs. I mean, have you seen those things yet? Wowza! Speaking of artificial gravity failing, we're also going to have captain Archer floating around naked, and then come crashing down on his rear end when gravity is restored. |
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Jul 21, 2022 16:19
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tonight on DS9, Miles realizes roleplaying the defense of the Alamo is stupid as gently caress and goes to make another baby with his wife while Julian is abandoned to be shot to death, For Real
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Jul 21, 2022 20:54
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tonight on DS9, Quark overrides virtual, sentient lounge singer Vic Fontaine's program with Klingon battleporn, to the dismay of no one because no one listens to Rat Pack music in the 24th century
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Jul 21, 2022 20:58
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tonight on ds9, Dax deals with the return of a killer former host. no, not that one. not that one either. that one? hmm. no comment
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Jul 21, 2022 21:02
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Tonight on a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Miles and Keiko are having a baby. O'Brien wants to name it after himself to keep up the family tradition but after an entire episode of petty bickering and several threats of divorce, Miles finally caves. 500 years of O'Brien family tradition are broken when they switch to the metric system and they name the new child Kilometers instead.
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Jul 21, 2022 21:11
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Ice Phisherman posted:Tonight on a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Miles and Keiko are having a baby. O'Brien wants to name it after himself to keep up the family tradition but after an entire episode of petty bickering, Miles finally caves. 500 years of family tradition are broken when they switch to the metric system and name the new child Kilometers instead. lol
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Ice Phisherman posted:Tonight on a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Miles and Keiko are having a baby. O'Brien wants to name it after himself to keep up the family tradition but after an entire episode of petty bickering, Miles finally caves. 500 years of family tradition are broken when they switch to the metric system and name the new child Kilometers instead. |
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