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aldantefax posted:only a little though, you roustabout!! I can take it
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Dec 4, 2021 16:51
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(carefully setting up a folding table with a purple drop cloth and a hand-written sign: “small insults: available on request”) heh heh…just wait for all my good friends to come by…i’ll roast em real good hopefully they don’t think i mean it and hurt their feelings though |
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Dec 4, 2021 16:52
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hit me with your best shot! |
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Dec 4, 2021 16:53
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teen witch posted:I can take it woah hey there! can’t you see i’m setting up the insult table over here! get in line, you…early bird! sorry that was just poor timing on my part you can get your insults even though i haven’t finished the set up over here you’re a poo head! |
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Dec 4, 2021 16:54
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Stoner Sloth posted:hit me with your best shot! stoner sloth more like boner sloth ha ha, i’m making fun of your name! oh man that was just vulgar, i’ll have to take that one back to the drawing board |
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Dec 4, 2021 16:55
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aldantefax posted:woah hey there! can’t you see i’m setting up the insult table over here! get in line, you…early bird! who? Moi?
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Dec 4, 2021 16:56
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teen witch posted:who? Moi? uh no haha just kidding sorry oh gosh |
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Dec 4, 2021 16:57
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aldantefax posted:stoner sloth more like boner sloth ha ha, i’m making fun of your name! haha you sure got my number down! |
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Dec 4, 2021 17:04
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Go ahead, I can take it. And by "I can take it" I of course mean I will fold like a lawn chair in a hurricane |
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Dec 4, 2021 17:24
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Go ahead, I can take it. you can take it alright! take it to the market place of compliments, where you can find people to compliment you! you giant baby! actually i was there at the market the other day and they are very nice people |
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Dec 4, 2021 17:30
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you cant hurt me
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Dec 4, 2021 17:33
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i am ready to be insulted
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Dec 4, 2021 17:40
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:you cant hurt me oh yeah! well aren’t you a real tony stark iron man smarty pants what with your money and powered robot suit and all (checking notes) is that what iron man is? i’m not a batman guy |
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biosterous posted:i am ready to be insulted here’s a classic one for you: your father smelled of elder berries! boom! grilled wait what do elder berries actually smell like i feel like i’ve had them in a jam or something before at a restaurant is that actually an insult |
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Dec 4, 2021 17:56
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(muttering) keep it together fax you can do it, you can insult people! believe in yourself |
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Dec 4, 2021 17:56
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OK… but only if it’s just a little bit!
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Dec 4, 2021 18:45
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Uria aalge posted:OK… but only if it’s just a little bit! Who even are you!? Wait that only works as an insult if your reputation and fame or infamy is called into question, or possibly if someone has an existential crisis ...hmm Hang on let me try a different one You smell like you went to the perfume store and got a bunch of samples! I hope you like smelling nice, friend!!! |
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Dec 4, 2021 18:52
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aldantefax posted:Who even are you!? Well! I never! A bunch of samples! Huh! Like a greedy, indecisive perfume freak? Is that it? And all those flavours together, must be such a confusing mix, who would do such a thing? Nevermind, nevermind, sticks and stones… Smelling nice is fine, it’s OK! lots of people smell nice.
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Dec 4, 2021 19:09
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I'm not sure this will be good for my psyche but I'm willing to try new experiences
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Dec 4, 2021 19:09
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Uria aalge posted:Well! I never! A bunch of samples! Huh! Like a greedy, indecisive perfume freak? Is that it? Woah! If you don't smell nice then that's okay too everybody has their own unique aromas. I heard there are services where you mail in one of your shirts and they match you up with people who like how you smell? Is that still a thing? I feel weird about this. |
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Dec 4, 2021 19:27
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aldantefax posted:oh yeah! well aren’t you a real tony stark iron man smarty pants what with your money and powered robot suit and all chump
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Dec 4, 2021 19:27
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Sherbert Hoover posted:I'm not sure this will be good for my psyche but I'm willing to try new experiences How about you try a book for once you uneducated barbarian! The library is free and I will drive you there and help you sign up for a library card Buy you a lunch and a coffee Just making sure you are all set Appreciate you, friend!! |
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Dec 4, 2021 19:28
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:lol nice try Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you taking students? |
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Dec 4, 2021 19:28
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aldantefax posted:Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you taking students? yeah i am but i don't think you've got what it takes
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Dec 4, 2021 19:30
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:yeah i am but i don't think you've got what it takes Oh...hm Well okay you're still a nice friend and I wish you all the best! |
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Dec 4, 2021 19:45
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aldantefax posted:How about you try a book for once you uneducated barbarian! The library is free and I will drive you there and help you sign up for a library card that's great but what I really need is for somebody to pay my fines on my current library card but I guess you're too cheap, buster
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Dec 4, 2021 20:11
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alright but please do not be too mean or personal
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Dec 4, 2021 20:21
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Sherbert Hoover posted:that's great but what I really need is for somebody to pay my fines on my current library card but I guess you're too cheap, buster Oh well I have an entire trust dedicated to paying off library fines exactly for this reason please don't be mad |
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Dec 4, 2021 20:41
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ELTON JOHN posted:alright but please do not be too mean or personal More like purse on all the benches in the park because your largesse precedes you! (wait is that a compliment or an insult) Ok yoogle definition of largesse Oh Ohhhh |
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Dec 4, 2021 20:43
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Dec 4, 2021 20:50
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Uhhh (flipping through notebook) You are a yak! And not a cool one either! All the other yaks I know skateboard and do parkour! |
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Dec 4, 2021 20:56
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I mean unless you don't wanna be a yak |
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Dec 4, 2021 21:01
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(nervously sweating) who else wants a piece of this!!! I mean, only if you wanna, don't want to force anything |
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Dec 4, 2021 21:04
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They are gonna revoke my license to insult at this rate... I have a mortgage... |
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Dec 4, 2021 21:05
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where'd you get your insult license? the nice store??
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Dec 4, 2021 21:36
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Sherbert Hoover posted:where'd you get your insult license? the nice store?? hey! you know what, you are bein’ a meanie right now, and I will not tolerate it! this is only for light insults! besides I haven’t passed the exam yet for mean insults…i failed the test last week 
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hi fax |
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Dec 5, 2021 02:35
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give me ur worst OP |
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your friend sk posted:hi fax hi sk! (waving) oh wait probably should get you an insult huh sk you are a foolish dreamer that everybody admires and you should never give up on your dreams! you inspirational, wonderful fool! hmm…think I’m on to something here |
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