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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lamuella posted:

Hajima Ohara vs Kazushi Sakuraba. Delightful grapplefuck. Sakuraba is one of my favourite Old Dudes. He's talented, he sticks with what he's good at, he's giving in matches. He still wins here, but Ohara looks good in the loss.

Saku’s willing to bump and show rear end despite being an international legend.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Match idea: Kendo Kashin vs Nosawa Rongai in an untelevised empty arena match. No time limit. Best of 1 million series.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Kendo already searching for plunder

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

SG Bamboo posted:

Five cool guys (and Kendo Kashin) coming up

Kendo Kashin is a Performance Center success story.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

gently caress off Kashin gets top billing, the gently caress is this poo poo?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

If you wanna have a laugh look at all the people Kendo has trained.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sugiura run-in! Mutoh run-in!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

The Mutoh cut-out is more powerful

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I appreciate that Fujita stays within his strengths. He can't move or bump, but he can hit you real fuckin hard

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SG Bamboo posted:

I appreciate that Fujita stays within his strengths. He can't move or bump, but he can hit you real fuckin hard

I'm just glad Tor Johnson found fulfilling work after he faked his death in the 70s.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

loving hell the strikes in this match are absolutely nuts

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I think kendo kashin is my real dad

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

God loving dammit

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

All hail Kendo Kashin.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I like Tadasuke

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

SG Bamboo posted:

I like Tadasuke

He's a real good sleazy boy.

Edit: Ehhh, not today tho. :(

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Thought he had it after the commentators started counting the lariats, but dammit HAYATA retains to continue being a black hole of enjoyment

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Watch out Mutoh, Funky Express have come to claim you and turn this Old Man Funk Quartet into an Old Man Funk Quintet!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

A 5-on-4 handicap match, there's no way this is fair

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


M's Alliance, some of the best veteran wrestlers in the world, and Keiji Mutoh.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Wow, that's nuts. 11000 matches between the four of them

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


So Jurina Matsui is a former member of the idol group that Yuki Arai is in. Wonder if there's crossover potential there.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Lamuella posted:

So Jurina Matsui is a former member of the idol group that Yuki Arai is in. Wonder if there's crossover potential there.

CyberFest 2, book it now

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I will give this to Mutoh. He can do barely anything while standing up, and he should never in his life go near a top rope again, but he's a very enjoyable mat wrestler.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

One really good thing about the clap crowd is you can sometimes hear one person just laughing really loudly at shenanigans

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Yone rules

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Apparently Ogawa attacked Hayata backstage. Which just makes me root for Andrew Eldritch's skeleton. https://twitter.com/Hi5ame/status/1467409739021701120?t=vMjImNBEKBPZRIRAfWaLAw&s=19

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Lamuella posted:

Apparently Ogawa attacked Hayata backstage.

I hope Stinger doesn't break up again :ohdear:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


SG Bamboo posted:

I hope Stinger doesn't break up again :ohdear:

Maximum comedy: Ogawa joins Perros Del Mal.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

WE'RE FINALLY AT THE GO FACTORY :neckbeard:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


God, it's wonderful to see him getting back in a ring.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

S H I O Z A K I time!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Glad to see Young Boy Go Shiozaki is here to do the job for the stars.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Jerusalem posted:

Glad to see Young Boy Go Shiozaki is here to do the job for the stars.

I like that kid, he has moxie

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

It's nice seeing him not strapped to hell to keep his arms attached

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Sidebar: I like that they worked out that every guy in this match had a loving belter of a theme so they had to play all of them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lamuella posted:

I like that kid, he has moxie

In 10-12 years he might be ready to make that step up to main event player, I look forward to seeing him develop.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


SG Bamboo posted:

It's nice seeing him not strapped to hell to keep his arms attached

Yeah, by the Mutoh match his upper body was being held together by blu-tac and popsicle sticks.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Ah, I see Katsu caved in Kenoh's chest the other week

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The sound on that chop :gonk:

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