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McGavin posted:In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. hasn't helped
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Mozi posted:Michele Paiva, a psychodermatologist at... I never use anything but my hands to scrub my face, but you'll take bath poufs which create ultra-lather from my dead loving hands. Bath time is worth nothing if you can't be covered in bubbles.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:12 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Even if you just stick to bar soap, a cheap bath puff or loofah can make it so much easier to lather that you use less for each lather and extend the life of the soap product. Or gently caress at least a washcloth, in a pinch. What the gently caress kind of monster rubs the bar directly on their body? You lather your hands, then rub those along your body
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 16:27 |
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Something Awful goons instructing me on how to use soap
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:06 |
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GoBob posted:White people More like white men who are paranoid that having pale skin and a dick doesn't mean they're an invulnerable demigod who's entitled to whatever he wants.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:12 |
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I use bar soap and a washcloth. Pretty simple and we get lots of lovely scents. We order it from a small business in Idaho, though, so for all we know we're funding white supremacists. E: our current soap bar is lemongrass scented.
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Big Beef City posted:That's why I bathe myself in other men's balls. This is some deep wisdom, men. Take heed McGavin posted:In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Just reading the explanation of your routine has just sapped any energy I might have possessed today. Thanks a lot
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Big Beef City posted:Crazy Wild Dicks Soap Lanolin is actually nice in soap. https://www.amazon.com/Mitchells-Wool-Fat-Soap-Approx/dp/B003IX7CFM its all nice on rice posted:I use bar soap and a washcloth. Pretty simple and we get lots of lovely scents. We order it from a small business in Idaho, though, so for all we know we're funding white supremacists. https://goatmilkstuff.com/pages/about-goat-milk-soap-family quote:The Jonas family is a God-loving, hard-working, ever-learning family that seeks to honor Jesus in all that we do. We began Goat Milk Stuff to share the goodness of goat milk with others, to bring Jim home full-time, and to provide an environment where the children could learn to be entrepreneurs.
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Mozi posted:Michele Paiva, a psychodermatologist at PĀIVÄ Skincare, adds that a "loofah can drive old cells and debris into pores." And that especially applies to your face. I used to use a stiff bristled brush to scrub off dead skin and grime but I noticed it would usually give me, well, pimples especially on my legs. They seem to have gone away after I stopped with the brush.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:48 |
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these REAL MEN soaps are more about smelling manly enough that homosexuals won't mess with you than attracting women
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:21 |
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Anything with an artificial fragrance in it makes me break out in such insane body acne that I look like the fuckin’ Toxic Avenger. Last time I tried one of these fancy soaps that smell like whatever, it was nice for two days before I exploded into gross zits everywhere. I bet this poo poo would do the same. So, at least I don’t need to worry about this awful marketing.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:54 |
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i like this soap it has scratchy bits in it that feel good. i used to use the dove men's soap but it melts too quickly and feels like a ripoff. this is better
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:00 |
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Play posted:This is some deep wisdom, men. Take heed It's a quote from American Psycho I'm pretty sure. Goat milk soap owns btw
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:11 |
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rotinaj posted:Anything with an artificial fragrance in it makes me break out in such insane body acne that I look like the fuckin’ Toxic Avenger. quote:Pine tar is a form of tar produced by the high temperature carbonization of pine wood in anoxic conditions (dry distillation or destructive distillation). The wood is rapidly decomposed by applying heat and pressure in a closed container; the primary resulting products are charcoal and pine tar. Yum.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:11 |
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I have a beard oil that smells like a burning pirate and my partners hate it. But you know what, when I slap that poo poo on my cheeks I can taste the rum on my tongue and feel the salt sting my eyes and that's the ONLY reason I look like I've been crying when I leave the bathroom.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:29 |
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Now theoretically & don't jump to conclusions like you always do you dumbsh*ts, theoretically if I ate an entire pine tar soap and this is SCIENCE, this is just a theory & hypotheticality-making at this point & I haven't even eaten tiny pieces of pine tar soap yet & gradually consumed bigger chunks but had to stop because my boss called me into a meeting & made up some bullshit that the clients were freaked out by partly the intense pine tar smell but frankly mostly the pitch-black gums & spittle theoretically, and I know alot about science theory as well as power science from Joe's the Rogan podcast ("eat your prote & clean your scrote, Darwinists!"), theoretically if I ate an entire bar of tar pine soap would that convince a Norway Spruce ("Picea abies") to throat-gently caress me with its powerful roots????
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:55 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Goat milk soap owns btw well im definitely not buying it from that nutcase fundie farming family/going media concern posted upthread goat milk is better used to make goat cheese, which is better used inserted directly into my mouth
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 20:57 |
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Play posted:well im definitely not buying it from that nutcase fundie farming family/going media concern posted upthread Just rubbing some feta on dick n balls, huh?
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:28 |
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anatomi posted:Now theoretically & don't jump to conclusions like you always do you dumbsh*ts, theoretically if I ate an entire pine tar soap No eating soap does not make you a video game druid. Sorry.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 00:45 |
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I use Dove unscented bar DIRECTLY ON MY BODY.
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Sophy Wackles posted:I use Dove unscented bar DIRECTLY ON MY BODY. Duke Cannon makes bigger bars. 10oz!
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Duck and Cover posted:Lanolin is actually nice in soap. https://www.amazon.com/Mitchells-Wool-Fat-Soap-Approx/dp/B003IX7CFM Thanks this has great reviews and everyone says its a nice hard bar that won't melt in the shower and lasts a long time as well as being gentle on the skin! And it isn't made by relegious fundies or require me to use a bacteria brush to apply it. Screw body wash and loofas. If I'm using a body wash I use a washcloth because then at least I can wash the drat thing and sterilize it.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 01:50 |
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Trip report took shower and so I now smell like I rolled around in a campfire. A++ would soap again.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 06:13 |
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Are gays allowed to use this soap
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 06:14 |
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Why you're practically required to
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 06:30 |
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What's so weird about pine tar soap or shampoo. Find 'em in every store here, smells good. Ever had pine tar candy? They're nice too.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 07:14 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:What's so weird about pine tar soap or shampoo. Find 'em in every store here, smells good. Ever had pine tar candy? They're nice too.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 09:37 |
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Elukka posted:That's what I was saying. Apparently in the US though it's a TURBO MASCULINE MANLY MAN SCENT. It's more that it's just not very common here. Neutrogena t/gel is pretty common but that's coal tar. You sometimes will see Grandpa pine tar shampoo/soap etc. but it's not an every store kind of thing.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 19:18 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just rubbing some feta on dick n balls, huh? If that's the way it's being served by the host, that's the way I'm eating it
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 21:50 |
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I use Mr. Clean Magic Erasers like God intended.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:22 |
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I'm the first one to mention Dr. Bronners? ok well now I have. and yes it is the best.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:26 |
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No there's been quite a few bitching about weird religious cult soaps
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:43 |
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Soap and washing in general is a scam. That's why I burn pine logs in a smoke shed and bask in the smoke until I lose the strength to stand.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:54 |
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Seems expensive
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 22:54 |
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goons: passionate opinions about soap/never use it.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 23:01 |
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I used to get this weird rash along my hairline and down my forehead and washing my hair with tar soap was the only thing that made it go away. Anyway that's my post thanks for reading you guys vv
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Happy Landfill posted:I used to get this weird rash along my hairline and down my forehead and washing my hair with tar soap was the only thing that made it go away. Anyway that's my post thanks for reading you guys vv That's your seam. Tug on it for a spooky surprise.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 23:34 |
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Shoulda opened a soap company. Nearly 10 quid for a bar of some of these soaps jfc.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 23:44 |
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I use J&J no more tears all body wash because I'm a baby op
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central dogma posted:Shoulda opened a soap company. Nearly 10 quid for a bar of some of these soaps jfc. That Marlowe one may be 9.50 usd but it's also 7ozs as opposed to a typical 4oz. 9.50/7 compared to Healthy Porcupine which is 7/4 So 1.36 per oz. vs 1.75 per oz. Not that either one is cheap. Dove on Amazon is like .30ish per ounce depending on how much and what type you buy.
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