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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

GoBob posted:

White people

More like white men who are paranoid that having pale skin and a dick doesn't mean they're an invulnerable demigod who's entitled to whatever he wants.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
these REAL MEN soaps are more about smelling manly enough that homosexuals won't mess with you than attracting women

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The only difference between God and Satan is God tries to come up with moral justifications for why he has to kill everyone.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Walrus posted:

I felt like a pork shoulder marinating in smoky sous vide liquid.

So if someone gives me some of this soap, should I assume they're a cannibal who wants to eat me?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

If you have an ortolan soap you can only wash with while hiding from God under a napkin I shall buy a gross. And I mean ONE GROSS!

God is such a prude that he expects you to hide under a blanket every time you get naked.

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