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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm not buying your poo poo soap that stinks, op.

gently caress you.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"I love to smell like yard waste burning in a burning barrel" - The Soap.

What a great idea, op. I really can't get enough.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That's why I bathe myself in other men's balls.
That way I keep that ultra manly and exceptionally straight and not gay at all scent of PURE MAN soaked into my pores every waking second.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Crazy Wild Dicks Soap
It's lanolin and vodka.
You know what lanolin is?
It's poo poo they squeeze out of sheep hair.
But guess what?
We leave some of the hair right in the loving bar.
It's like your rubbing Lambchop on your loving shaft every time you shower you stupid gently caress.
Come out mostly clean and smelling like the stable JESUS was born in. gently caress!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

McGavin posted:

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

hasn't helped

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Or just don't

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have my nude man servants rub me with olive oil then scrape me clean like a true Roman

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What does Big Gay Dukes Boat Soap smell like?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Trader Joe's soap is cheap enough and my hair seems to like their tea tree shampoo and conditioner. After that I use their serum and eye cream and follow it up with either a moisturizer where I read the ingredient list by weight and determine if it's similar enough to products that I know work well for my combination skin, or a neutral oil like avocado or almond oil, applied sparingly and with half a droplet of tea tree oil.

I have learned through my teenage skin care misadventures that if you strip something from your face with detergents you have to at least try to replace it with something comeodogenic so your body doesn't overcorrect and fire sebum out your pores all night

I don't

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