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Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Big Beef City posted:

That's why I bathe myself in other men's balls.
That way I keep that ultra manly and exceptionally straight and not gay at all scent of PURE MAN soaked into my pores every waking second.

This is some deep wisdom, men. Take heed

McGavin posted:

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Just reading the explanation of your routine has just sapped any energy I might have possessed today. Thanks a lot

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Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Colonel Cancer posted:

Goat milk soap owns btw

well im definitely not buying it from that nutcase fundie farming family/going media concern posted upthread

goat milk is better used to make goat cheese, which is better used inserted directly into my mouth

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Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just rubbing some feta on dick n balls, huh?

If that's the way it's being served by the host, that's the way I'm eating it :colbert:

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Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
boldly, i simply use whatever my girlfriend happens to bring home from the store. it's all soap, right?


this exact thing happened to me, I don't find this funny at all. that cat was a bully and a predator

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