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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


smart people play rubiks cube and sudoku

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epic random user
Dec 9, 2021

by sebmojo
I got project zomboid lol.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Buglord
Buy a windows key on SA mart and play dungeons of dreadmor on Boot Camp

e: and all sorts of other games that used to work on macOS and now don’t.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
my game will be complete in about 2 years. until then, I recommend Minesweeper.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Julius CSAR posted:

Shut up dipshit

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

scott zoloft posted:

Macs are great multimedia machines try listening to the works of john frusciante instead op

I really enjoyed this post.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Tetris, Pong and Snake.
https://computers.tutsplus.com/tutorials/how-to-play-tetris-pong-and-other-hidden-games-on-your-mac--mac-44485

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
If you need to pass time just blast U2's 2014 album, Songs of Innocence out of your
lovely transparent 2.1 desktop speakers.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Control

oh wait you can't play that lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Set up Sheepshaver and go download from some retro Mac site either Rescue! or NASCAR Racing or the original Escape Velocity

Rescue you can go around doing Star Trek things and fight the Borg Cube, take out Starbases, consign innocent colonists to flaming death as you self destruct your ship

NASCAR is pretty neat 3D racing back when all 3D was done by the CPU

Escape Velocity is kinda deeper trek that's more free form you can be a trader and truck crap from planet to planet or be a dick and ambush innocent ships as a pirate

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
-Breakout
-Super Breakout
-Photoshop

https://youtu.be/xiAgrrwL_mk

LuckyCat fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Dec 15, 2021

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i remember dark forces being really fun.

probably a bit dated feeling since there's been like a couple hundred high budget star wars games since then but still, good memories.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

"I must be too smart for games :smug:" says local man who uses fail as an adjective constantly and bought a 16 core macintosh for something other than graphics/music production

Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Dec 15, 2021

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Wait I thought Mac only had Number Muncher and Myst?

Flyndre
Sep 6, 2009
World of Warcraft: the Jedi returns

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
The Journeyman Project 1: Pegasus Prime. try it - It's on gog.
Space Quest (especially IV) and Kings Quest (gently caress Police Quest)

Edit:

Dude do you have Snake II? I will play with your "phone" if you have it.

nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Dec 16, 2021

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Tux Racer

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

nunsexmonkrock posted:

The Journeyman Project 1: Pegasus Prime. try it - It's on gog.
Space Quest (especially IV) and Kings Quest (gently caress Police Quest)

Edit:

Dude do you have Snake II? I will play with your "phone" if you have it.

I had journeyman! It came free on some compaq that also had a disc advertising the PT Cruiser and plymouth prowler. I had no idea what I was doing but it looked like the future

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

kntfkr posted:

I had journeyman! It came free on some compaq that also had a disc advertising the PT Cruiser and plymouth prowler. I had no idea what I was doing but it looked like the future

Journeyman Project Turbo came with my Packard Bell Computer - took me a while to figure out that I had to look at the code on the disc to continue playing to get into the TSA!

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i play Quake 1 and Doom on my macintosh apple desk top computer

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Doctor Dogballs posted:

i play Quake 1 and Doom on my macintosh apple desk top computer

Look at this noob getting pwn’d.

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Spec Ops: The Line

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
Why would you buy a mac if you wanted go game you TOTAL FREAKIN NOOB

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Solitaire

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


binding of isaak is good.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i just booted up steam on mac for u. there is the following arguably good games

system shock 2
civ 5
pillars of eternity
the witness
bioshock 1 and 2
arkham city
baldurs gate 3 (does a mac exist that it runs good on??)
cuphead
limbo
inside
obduction
tomb raider


there is no gta 3 triology any more because they didnt port it to 64 bit. last time i tried system shock 2 it crashed a lot but that was a while ago b/c i bought a pc

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
having said that the game i spend most time playing on mac is Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




You can install windows on a mac you know. This will help you recover somewhat from so much fail...

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

gaming on a Mac lmao

what happens if you have to right click in the game???
FOH OP

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

binding of isaac is the perfect laptop game, assuming you have a macbook

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Quantum of Phallus posted:

gaming on a Mac lmao

what happens if you have to right click in the game???
FOH OP

function keys are the biggest pita really. it somewhat fucks with psi abilities in system shock 2

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i beat quake 3 single player on nightmare difficulty using a macbook pro trackpad back in 2010 sort of time and was kind of proud of myself

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010
Into the Breach

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Sekenr posted:

You can install windows on a mac you know. This will help you recover somewhat from so much fail...

😬

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sekenr posted:

You can install windows on a mac you know.

they’ve fixed this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

smart people play rubiks cube and sudoku

Pubedicks Lube and Cockchoku

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

the harpoon series of strategic naval warfare simulation works pretty well in macs op

epic random user
Dec 9, 2021

by sebmojo

Wall Balls posted:

binding of isaac is the perfect laptop game, assuming you have a macbook

isn't it like about poop and farts or something? no thanks

already returneed project zomboid because it was a sack of crap lol. On ta the next one on ta the next one on ta the next one

Problem is theyre all fail

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

epic random user posted:

isn't it like about poop and farts or something? no thanks

already returneed project zomboid because it was a sack of crap lol. On ta the next one on ta the next one on ta the next one

Problem is theyre all fail

Your mom is about poops and farts

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Civ5 will play perfectly, Civ6 will play on potato mode but it's not as good as 5 anyway

eve online is the real answer

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