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Funky See Funky Do posted:I read a British People Magazine way back in the 90s (in England People Magazine is/was soft core porn) and they called nipples "norks" in it. "Her rubbery norks" is the phrase I remember. Anyways do they still call them norks and if they do could you stop them from doing that? All I know is the videogame Homefront: The Revolution was made in this great country and uses it to refer to occupying North Korean soldiers.
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Mods please do the needful "Do this season's rubbery norks stand up to the muscle norks of the 70's?" - Fortnightly Norker
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Poohs Packin posted:Who the actual gently caress are 99% of british celebs you can literally do one good tv season and youll end up doing game shows and talk appearances in perpetuity . gently caress sake stop asking this: the ‘good’ ones all leave to work in America so yeah all the remaining ones are ancient and washed up
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Lol words printed onto crushed plant matter what is this the second century?!?
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Lol words printed onto crushed plant matter what is this the second century?!? Hey don't knock it until you've tried it. Why not start with this week's love it! magazine? 
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Convex posted:Before you leave you need to buy every bag of monster munch you can find and settle on which one is best. There's a test on the way out It's a close tie between pickled onion and ketchup. If I have to pick one I'd probably say ketchup. To be fair I was only able to find four flavors. Not bad considering how poo poo the food is here. I've also noticed chavs seem to still be a thing. And Burberry.
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Also I just saw a newsstand with a magazine called "Walking Magazine". How is there an entire magazine about this, presumably one that has been running for years and will continue to have subscribers? Is there a magazine about sleeping too? Sleeping Magazine. This month's issue: closing your eyes and waiting.
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Big Beef City posted:The UK and the British are the worst people in the history of Earth so I feel bad that you've been subjected to them like so many other people's and territories of this planet, op
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Can you post a picture of what your talking about since it is now possible in the year we live in
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Blooster posted:Also I just saw a newsstand with a magazine called "Walking Magazine". How is there an entire magazine about this, presumably one that has been running for years and will continue to have subscribers? I think the running is covered in another magazine OP
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Blooster posted:Why are there so many loving magazines here still? Visiting the UK for the first time eh? You have Rick Mayall as your avatar- you know what that makes me think: you must be some sort of anglophile, making a pilgrimage to the homeland of your gurning bug-eyed king. So now you start to see the sellotape holding up Britain's facade- tea time and god save the queen gives way to a country of perverts and servile morons with politicians and war heroes like these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeiGLSy-1zU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgOPVFPyO2k
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Dec 15, 2021 16:00
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What’s cool about Brexit is that the entire island could now sink into the ocean and once everyone else noticed a week or so later it would still have zero effect on anything other than making the world justifiably better. Shame about Northern Ireland but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Strokes chin, "Hmm, I am doubt." That's bait. Also, big fat wobbly titties are a direct result of pasties and meat pie consumption.
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Dec 15, 2021 16:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ The last time I went to England, I was sitting with bags packed at my cousins house in S. Rice-lips and I refused to leave until this video played on MTV again and it only took like 4 minutes.
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Dec 15, 2021 16:12
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Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM You guys are weird.
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"The Heel-Toe Method: Have we been doing it wrong for centuries?" - Hebdomadal Review of Peripatation
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oh a thread about the country that i've trapped myself in through bad decisions, let's see if it's funny *hope they all die via sinking, worst place ever* yesssss feelin good
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My first night in England I got food poisoning.
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roomtone posted:oh a thread about the country that i've trapped myself in through bad decisions, let's see if it's funny You aren't a trubrit unless you loving despise the place.
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kntfkr posted:Also this: And I always feel a little joy when someone mis-identifies the artists' origin country, as a Finnish guy I really did not like once got furious that I thought they were German, as he said like "Bomfunk MCs are our chance at the music big time, how do people not know they are Finnish???"
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Convex posted:Hey don't knock it until you've tried it. Why not start with this week's love it! magazine? Shouldn't this be called "Future Court Exhibits"?
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Dr. Quarex posted:This is Finnish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCOT5LasKc
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https://youtu.be/1NNt2BkL5sU (Mostly Made by American Goons, So What)
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kntfkr posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ There's an uncut version of this video where they land on her naked boobies
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Are you sure? I bought the single and it came with a horribly compressed mpeg on the disc of the video but there was no nipples as far as I remember. Also the most fun I had in England was landing by myself and having to wait for my friend in London cuz he lost his passport ten minutes before departure and I was tired as gently caress and took a four hour nap on a mattress in Harrod's. Top ten best naps.
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kntfkr posted:Are you sure? I bought the single and it came with a horribly compressed mpeg on the disc of the video but there was no nipples as far as I remember. I'm pretty sure it aired on a late night MTV special, the same sort of show that aired the fully uncut Smack My Bitch Up video by The Prodigy (the one showing heroin usage and running someone over.)
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I wrote a paper on that video in college. I love that video.
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gleebster posted:Shouldn't this be called "Future Court Exhibits"? I'm afraid that much like OP's claim of leaving his house, it's all made up.
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Dec 15, 2021 18:26
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I think you meant to ask "What's all this then?"
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All I know about the UK is that Big beats are the best and get high all the time
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Keep your bees n' honey and dog n' bone safe and don't forget to grab a cheeky nandos on your delightful holiday
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Convex posted:Hey don't knock it until you've tried it. Why not start with this week's love it! magazine? BECAUSE YOU NEVER TAUGHT ME TO READ DAD!
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sorry, but i'm sleeping with your husband
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its pronounced way-lz but its spelled wylgnyllongonlz
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Convex posted:Hey don't knock it until you've tried it. Why not start with this week's love it! magazine? This is r/relationships in print form. Is it any wonder it's survived?
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Fatty posted:This is r/relationships in print form. Is it any wonder it's survived? There's an entire subgenre of these magazines here! They even have unconvincing life hacks in them!
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OldMemes posted:There's an entire subgenre of these magazines here! They even have unconvincing life hacks in them! “Can’t afford posh after-dinner mints? Just freeze a tube of toothpaste then slice it finely. Your guests will be gobsmacked!!!” “Turn your lovely bedsit into a fancy Tudor style home by running electrical tape over your window panes.”
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drat Lucy Pinder looks decent.
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Are you here for xmas OP? If so, there's things you need to know: 1) Stand up for the Queen's speech and remain standing until it ends, or you will be stabbed. 2) People might have discussed potential gifts with you, even up to pointing items out in a shop or sending links to web stores. This is a polite formality. Everyone wants and expects to get an orange. Better gifters will disguise the orange as some other kind of present, but, when you unwrap it, it's an orange. Don't give anything else. Don't argue. It's tradition. 3) Xmas pudding is actually not bad. This is so shocking that it must be ritually burned. 4) If you have to have a conversation with distant relatives remember that suicide by cop is much harder here. 5) The local lord may visit and demand his rightful pick of the presents. He will leave if you give him an orange.
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Dr. Quarex posted:This is Finnish My favorite part of Freestyler was somehow nobody at the radio stations picked up on the blatant ‘who the gently caress is alice’ line, and it would always go out uncensored.
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